“I’m tired of seeing the old rich guy in the front row with the hot girlfriend. And the hot girlfriend, you know, with her boobs hanging out,with her beer in the air, just screaming the whole time. The old rich guy is standing there like he could[n’t] care less. It’s a very common theme at Kid Rock concerts.” Kid Rock, on why he’s withholding tickets to the first two rows at his concert for die-hard fans only.
Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee — Jerry Seinfeld’s Show Starts Season 2
I’ve unsuccessfully attempted to obtain more clips for this show, but it appears their press team lives in a caged prison that I can’t penetrate. That being said, I’ve located a trailer that ALMOST exemplifies the show’s hilarity. It’s exclusive to Crackle, which is Sony’s online network (think Hulu with less content). Watch the trailer below, and click HERE to see full episodes of the show.
Jerry Seinfeld Returns to Howard Stern — BEST.INTERVIEW.EVER
If you live in the Howard Stern universe, then you’re aware that there was an alleged feud between Stern and Seinfeld for years, and Stern, though unsure, attributed it to some jokes he made about Jerry’s dating life. When Seinfeld got wind of the “feud,” he randomly called the show for a brief chat, which was relatively disappointing. Tension was afloat, and both seemed unprepared. But all that history was pushed aside when Seinfeld returned for an in-house interview, which included some of the best back-and-forth of Stern’s career. Seinfeld talked about the reason for ending his successful show, his relationship with Larry David, his marriage, and much more. Watch below to see the two titans go at it.
Steve Wozniak Visited Kanye West & Kim Kardashian at the Hospital — HUH?!!
“Kim had been calling me and my wife and wanted me to meet Kanye (as a birthday present for him). So she put us up at the Beverly Hills Hotel so we could meet. But that’s when she ended up going into labor! Kanye didn’t want to leave to see us because he didn’t want people to think he was leaving Kim alone at the hospital, so we ended up going there. I spent two hours talking to Kanye. My wife spent two hours with Kim. I realized I have a lot in common with him. I shared my belief in having a good woman around, and I thought, Kim’s really showing that she’s a good woman. There’s a feeling of true love. I have it (with my wife), so I know!” Steve Wozniak, in an interview with the New York Daily News, about his experience meeting Kanye West & Kim Kardashian.
Kris Jenner Explains North West — Kim Kardashian’s New Airline
Did Miley Cyrus Just Expose Her Father’s Affair? — UH OH!!!
And you thought your life was ridiculous. While I’m not a Miley Cyrus fan and rarely mention her on The Dishmaster, this story is too good to resist. Rumor has it that Cyrus took to twitter to take down her pops, demanding that Bill Ray Cyrus tell the truth within the hour or “she will tell it for him.” She then posted a picture of herself beside Dylis Croman, who starred with Billy in Chicago on Broadway. The demanded and accompanying photo has obviously led many to assume Miley’s outrage surrounds an affair between her father and Croman. All the tweets have since been deleted, with a comment from Cyrus saying, that her twitter is “acting crazy.” Um . . . something’s acting crazy and it might not be twitter.
This might be the right time to remember the finer days when celebrities had zero access to the general public. Those digital muzzles were made for people like Miley, who can’t seem to control her own impulse to damage her own PR with personal-life posts. In memory of better times, watch below for a vintage interview of Miley and her father.
Paula Deen & Hollis Johnson — The Racism Continues
I’ve never met a racist who identifies as racist. In fact, Paula Deen’s ease of recounting her use of racist terms in her lawsuit is not shocking, given that bigots egocentrically assume the world is on their side.
The latest update about Paula Deen’s collapsed empire is a video from a New York Times interview, in which Deen openly discusses racism, referring to her family’s devastation about the end of the Civil War. According to Deen, her grandfather was extremely depressed about having “no one to operate his plantation.” And by “no one,” she means slaves. The worst part of the video; however, revolves around a man named Hollis Johnson, who works for Deen. Deen calls him to the stage and seemingly feels she deserves a medal for having a black friend whom she treats as an equal. Watch below.
Tabloid Brief — The Week of News
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- Katy Perry is madly in love with John Mayer. MTV
- Greg Louganis is engaged. People
- Eddie Murphy’s girlfriend is hot. The Blemish
- Kim Kardashian clearly had laser hair removal. Huffington Post
- Mila Kunis turned down Russell Brand. Contact Music
- Heather Locklear & Tom Cruise had a dancing date. Us Magazine
- Kate Upton might have a new man. TheHollywoodGossip
- Real Housewife Nene Leakes tied the knot. LifeandStyle
- Bon Jovi’s tour is suffering without Richie Sambora. Fashion&Style
- Kim Kardashian & Kanye West finally named their baby. Yahoo
- Leighton Meester & Adam Brody are still going strong. JustJared
- Paula Deen has a black friend. WetPaint
- Mel Gibson torments child stars now. Lainey Gossip
- Bethenny Frankel & Jason Hoppy are acting like children. RadarOnline
- Miley Cyrus is going to teach Britney Spears how to twerk. Zap2It
- Chris Brown axed Rihanna from his album. The Sun
- Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams hate each other. TMZ
‘The X Factor’ Long Island Auditions — What the Judges are Wearing
The X Factor auditions are underway and America’s new judges have made their chic Long Island entrance in some fresh favorites. Snag their style by checking out the designers under each photo.
Gloves: Piumelli
Shoes: Charlotte Olympia
Hat: Worth and Worth
Jewelry: Vita Fede
Bottoms: Theory
Shoes: Saint Laurent
Shoes: Nicholas Kirkwood
Paula Deen Apologize for Racist Slurs — WATCH NOW
If you’re going to issue a public apology, you better be contrite. And contrition is nearly impossible to convey. It certainly doesn’t help when there’s no interviewer to navigate when the subject falls short. Such is the case with Paula Deen, whose PR team proved their incompetence by allowing the dolty diva to fly solo in monologue format. In case you missed it, the high-calorie cook got in hot water when her racist comments in a law suit became public. And given that she barely dodged a tanked empire when her diabetes got discovered, this double-dose of damage is disastrous.
Watch her bloated mess of an apology below.