The Dishmaster

The best part of Shooter Jennings’ seemingly arbitrary attack on John Mayer is the world of shit he’s getting on twitter. In case you missed it, Jennings took to twitter to take-down Mayer, saying, “I love how the ‘neil young of our generation’ self-naming king douche grows his hair out + buys a place in Montana just to do [Rolling Stone] article . . . . Claims he’s ‘done w hollywood game’ and has ‘roots’ and then immediately cuts hair, goes back to hollywood clubs + starts banging Katy Perry . . . . And don’t anybody say he’s a great guitar player. Gary Clark Jr & [Lukas Nelson] wipes their asses with this dude.” The twittersphere erupted in John Mayer’s defense, accusing Jennings of riding his father’s coattails in addition to many other attacks. Hats off to Shooter for retweeting the entire exchange. To read the pop-corn-worthy show-down, click here. And in case you’re curious the identity of Lukas Nelson, click here to read my interview with the musician.

When I think of New York, I think of David Letterman. So it only makes sense that he’d give us some entertainment during a terrible time. Plus, if you’re going to listen to ridiculous reporters blowing in the wind when they should be huddled up in their houses, then it’s nice to have an uplifting alternative. Hats off, Letterman. My love for you has exponentially increased. Watch his “monologue” delivered from his desk. It sure is odd without an audience, but he’s seasoned enough to make it work.

Daniel Bedingfield released his new “Secret Fear” video, and it’s clear he’s propositioning me. After all, everyone knows The Dishmaster requires excessive nudity to be won over, and Bedingfield certainly made an enticing case for himself. In fact, the man declared his insatiable desire to be perpetually naked during our interview, but I didn’t take him seriously until he spun in water sans clothes while canoodling with very hot boobies. Plus, the video is a nice reminder that our first loves are put on this planet to drown us — literally and figuratively. Watch below.

We all remember the infamous line from ‘The Princess Bride’: “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” We also all know Saul from Homeland, the supportive foil and rock for Carrie’s character (played by Claire Danes) at the Central Intelligence Agency. What you don’t know — is they are the same guy! I’m astounded. Good job, Mandy Patinkin. You are certainly a character chameleon.