It’s been brought to my attention that the new ‘Sex and the City’ trailer has been met with some angry reviews by men. Shocker. If you’re unable to step outside your own genre, then don’t review it. The first film also received many negative reviews by men, and it went on to gross $415 million worldwide. So I guess this is a good sign. Back off guys! Ladies everywhere – watch the trailer below!
Jim Carrey’s New Movie – ‘I Love you Phillip Morris – Gets Shelved
This is not good news for Jim Carrey. His new film might go straight to DVD. Carrey plays a gay con artist who falls in love with his cell mate, played by Ewen McGregor. It was speculated that the film would have trouble with distribution because of an explicit gay sex scene, and this just confirms it. Jim Carrey just cannot catch a break lately. Most of his recent films have underperformed at the Box Office, and the public just won’t seem to let him transition into dramatic acting. So far he’s tried ‘The Truman Show,’ ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,’ ‘The Majestic,’ ‘Man on the Moon,’ and ‘The Number 23.’ None of those films have even come close to his comedic box office success. Maybe it’s time to throw in the towel and stick to what people want to see you in.
Gossip Girl Spoiler Alert – Jenny Humphrey
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Entertainment Weekly reports that Jenny Humphrey will be absent well into the next season of Gossip Girl. Something major happens with her character at the end of this season, which forces her off the show for a while. The CW claims that the choice was for “creative reasons.” My guess? I think something personal is going on with Taylor Momsen. She seems pretty out of it this season, and since her character isn’t taking any drugs . . . well you can fill in the blank yourself. Just a guess though.
Tiger Woods New Nike Commercial Features the Voice of his Dead Father
I don’t even know where to begin. The new Nike commercial is a feeble attempt by Nike to humanize Tiger, by using his dad’s voice to ask some illusive questions that would probably be a lot more specific if he was alive today. For example, his dad might ask why he didn’t just hire prostitutes instead of having to waste so much time texting five thousand different women. Wait . . . that was my question. For goodness sakes, how much pussy does one man need? Good thing my primary demographic for this website is women, because I am afraid of how the men might answer that. Watch below.
New ‘Sex and the City’ Trailer!
Debbie Reynolds gets a Dear Debbie Column in the Globe
Debbie Reynolds has taken over Ivanka Trump’s advice column in The Globe. Reynolds is probably perfect for this job. She said, “I’ve lived through just about everything that can happen to anyone. I lost two children to miscarriage, lost my parents, went through three divorces and have a daughter, Carrie (Fisher), with bipolar disorder. I’m experienced at survival.” You might remember that Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher had their own Brangelina type scandal in their day. Fisher left Reynolds for Elizabeth Taylor shortly after Carrie Fisher was born. Reynolds, like Aniston, was America’s sweetheart, appearing in films such as ‘Singin’ in the Rain’ and ‘The Unsinkable Molly Brown.’
Tobias Confirms that ‘Arrested Development’ Movie Won’t Happen
David Cross, better known as “Tobias,” confirmed in a recent interview that ‘Arrested Development’ will never become a movie. He said, “(I)t’s not going to happen. Everyone’s doing their own thing, you know. And everybody’s aged. It’s just not going to happen. I’m sure I speak for everybody when I say we’d love for it to happen, we’d love to work on it, but just I don’t think… not going to happen.” Wow, we get it. How many times can he break our hearts by saying “it’s not going to happen.” I know Jason Bateman was on board, so I’m guessing that they just cannot get everyone to agree to do it. I actually heard that Michael Cera was the holdout, because he didn’t want to do it after his film career took off. What a bummer!@
Mtv Announces ‘Jersey Shore’ Air Date
Mtv will air season two of ‘Jersey Shore’ on Thursday, July 29th. The network also revealed that the cast will actually return to the Jersey Shore for the second half of the season. So I guess it’s like two shows in one? If you want to catch a glimpse of the cast, I’d advise you to fly to Miami and find out what the trashiest South Beach club is. Either that or go to a tanning salon and lay in one of those cancer sandwiches. I kid.
Chris Rock Reminds David Letterman of his Indiscretions
Bruno Tonioli Lays into Kate Gosselin on ‘Lopez Tonight’
Bruno is not very nice. He went on ‘Lopez Tonight’ and called Kate Gosselin “dreadful crap.” This poor woman. She is the only contestant on the show that actually represents what the show was originally supposed to be about: taking non-dancers and pairing them up with professionals. Unfortunately, almost every contestant on ‘DWTS’ this season has professional experience. Gee, I wonder if a gold medal figure skater can dance on the floor instead of the ice? Or if a Pussycat Doll can convert dancing on the stage to dancing in the ballroom? It just isn’t fair. At least she’s getting paid a big some of money though to be insulted. Watch his tirade below.