Nick Lachey on Joe Simpson: “Played Grab-Ass on Easter Sunday”

Andy Cohen sure knows how to cause drama. During ‘Watch What Happens Live,’ the 98 degrees singer confessed to not having spoken to Jessica Simpson in years, followed by the revelation that the “best thing about not having Joe Simpson as a father-in-law” is avoiding under-the-table grab-ass. I suppose we now know the real source of tension between Lachey and Papa Joe.

The North Shore-LIJ Gala — The Stars are Shiny

The North Shore-Long Island Jewish Health System held its Destination Celebration spring gala on Thursday, April 25, 2013 at the Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum in New York City. Hosted Meredith Vieira and Bravo’s Andy Cohen, the evening included a performance by Harry Connick Jr. and a fireworks show on the Hudson. As The nation’s third-largest, non-profit, secular healthcare system, the evening successfully raised over $21 million for the health system that annually serves 4 million patients across the greater New York area. Enjoy some red carpet pictures below.

SHERRI SHEPHERD
SHERRI SHEPHERD
CAROL ALT
CAROL ALT
CLIVE DAVIS
CLIVE DAVIS
CAROL ALT & SHERRI SHEPHERD
CAROL ALT & SHERRI SHEPHERD
CHRIS CUOMO & CRISTINA CUOMO
CHRIS CUOMO & CRISTINA CUOMO
CYNTHIA NIXON
CYNTHIA NIXON
CYNTHIA NIXON & ANDY COHEN
CYNTHIA NIXON & ANDY COHEN
MEREDITH VIERA
MEREDITH VIERA
CYNTHIA NIXON & BEBE NEUWIRTH
CYNTHIA NIXON & BEBE NEUWIRTH

Andy Cohen Tells Jill Zarin Why He Fired Her

The Dishmaster loves honestly, so it was refreshing to see Andy Cohen hit Jill Zarin between the eyes when she asked him why he fired her from The Real Housewives of New York. The only thing he could have done differently was rephrased his last sentence to, “The viewers didn’t like you anymore.”

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Liam Neeson & Ethan Hawke Reenact The Real Housewives — WATCH

Only Andy Cohen could successfully merge reality television and serious acting without threatening an actor’s A-list brand. Watch Liam Neeson & Ethan Hawke hilariously reenact The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion on Watch What Happens Live.

Meryl Streep Plays Shag, Marry, Kill — Watch What Happens

Meryl Streep seems like the type of actress I’d like to have a drink with. Watch her very funny honesty below, when Andy Cohen asks her on ‘Watch What Happens Live’ which one of her three costars she’d like to shag, marry, and kill. Who’d she kill?

Denise Richards Stripper-Dances on ‘Watch What Happens Live’

Andy Cohen’s ‘Watch What Happens Live’ after show is extremely underrated, and I’ve posted the clip below to prove my point. It’s not every day you see a chick as hot as Denise Richards do a stripper dance on television. Plus, she’s seems cool enough to also have coffee with. You can’t beat that. Watch below to see her turn Andy straight.

Quote of the Day: Howard Stern Asks Andy Cohen — “Are the Real Housewives Retarded?”

“Let’s tell the truth. You’re a very bright guy . . . . You know as well as I do that these women have no idea what idiots they look like. You’re the mastermind behind this. Do you ever feel like you’ve taken a retarded person and made a fortune off of them?” Howard Stern’s question to Andy Cohen about whether he feels as if he’s exploiting the Real Housewives by putting them on television when they’re “dumb.”

Gabourey Sidibe on Joan Cusack: “She Told me to Quit Acting”

One thing I love about Gabourey Sidibe is that she’s unafraid to discuss her weight. She’s also unafraid to expose other celebrities for their bad behavior. Today’s celebrity in question is Joan Cusack, who Sidibe talked about on Watch What Happens Live, when host Andy Cohen asked her what celebrity she was most “disappointed by.” Sidibe said she met Cusack at an industry party before she shot to fame, and Cusack advised her to quit the business, calling it too “image conscious.” Oops.

Cee Lo Green on Adam Levine’s Fragrance: “It Should Smell Jewish” — Anti-Semitic?

I will keep this as short as possible, because the Jewish Dishmaster is exhausted from having to explain why these types of comments are inappropriate. When asked by Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live what Adam Levine’s fragrance should smell like, Green said, “It should smell Jewish.” If Levine was asked about Green’s fragrance, and Levine said, “It should smell black,” a firestorm would erupt. Furthermore, take a moment to define someone by something other than their color or religion. For example, If I were asked the same question about Adam Levine, I would have responded with, “It should smell douchey.”