THE DISHMASTER

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Saturday

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August 2015

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Tabloid Gossip: Your Weekly Dish

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Kate Moss’s ex was seen canoodling with another model. Mirror

Shia LaBeouf might be physically abusive. DListed

Ice T and Coco are expecting a coconut. TV Guide

Laverne Cox didn’t have facial feminisation surgery. Contact Music

Eliza Dushku got axed from her hotel for One Direction. Wonderwall

Khloe Kardashian calls Caitlyn Jenner “Bruce.” Wet Paint

Scott Disick is feeling lonely and single. HUFFPO

Guy Richie got married. Hollywood Life

Gisele Bundchen’s burqa caused controversy. Just Jared

Charlize Theron adopted her second child. Rumor Fix

Ashlee Simpson had a baby. E! Online

Subway’s Jared Fogle reportedly bragged about sex with a 16 year old. TMZ

Heidi Klum is enjoying her much younger man. Just Jared

Naomi Campbell might spend six months in jail. The Inquisitr

Is Hilary Swank dating a Bachelorette alum? Us Magazine

Did Nicki Minaj dump Meek Mill? Daily Beast

Thursday

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July 2015

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Cara Delevingne’s Awkward Interview — Anchors at Fault

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When Cara Delevingne’s “awkward” interview with Good Day Sacramento was first brought to my attention, I made an uneducated assumption that she was likely in a surly mood, resulting in the anchors’ reaction. Then I watched the interview, and It became immediately clear that she wasn’t cantankerous at all, and instead of using their time for a productive conversation, they took advantage of the opportunity to rudely shit on the person they invited into their living room. First, there’s a delay, which results in a resting face that doesn’t match each question as it’s asked, which they should know. Second, when you make a bad joke, expect that you won’t get a laugh. Third, you three are a bunch of immature bullies, and if you can’t behave like an adult conducting an interview, then let someone else do your job. No part of that exchanged warranted that type of reaction, and Cara tried upon the first two attempts to brush off the insult, which was not respected.

Thursday

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July 2015

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Eminem ft. Gwen Stefani: “Kings Never Die” Lyric Video

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Eminem returns, and this time he’s joined by Gwen Stefani, who delivers the chorus on “Kings Never Die.” The lyric video shines a light on Eminem’s poetic prowess, and it gives fans an opportunity to see exactly how he manipulates his words to match the rhythm of the song. Watch below.

Wednesday

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July 2015

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Artist Spotlight: Firepit Sessions Present King Washington

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  Adam Labov has an eye for musical talent, and the Los Angeles native cultivates his keen awareness by giving back, with an intimate concert experience around a firepit in his personal backyard. The relaxed vibe provides the perfect setting for food, drinks, and a sound quality that far surpasses any Los Angeles venue. You’d think the garden setting would only warrant an exclusive folksy vibe, but Labov knows how to present the perfect amalgam of genres, and even rock musicians have their place in this one-of-a-kind setting. For his latest FirepiFirepit Sessiont Session, King Washington performed, and their incredible harmonies are worth sharing with the world. The humble group has been at it for over eight years, and they deserve everything coming to them. Listen below.

Tuesday

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July 2015

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Quote of the Day: Alec Baldwin Talks Donald Trump

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 If Trump was the GOP nominee, it’s exactly what we deserve with the system that we have. There’s a part of me that would love to see Trump win. I would love to see Trump be the Republican nominee and run for President. I’m a huge campaign finance reform person. Money has destroyed the American political system. These guys are all NASCAR drivers with [their owners’] stickers on them.” Alec Baldwin to Howard Stern, on the current state of American politics.

Monday

27

July 2015

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Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation — Best Film of the Franchise

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tomcruise mission impossibleWith each Mission Impossible film, the writers dominate the delicate dance of changing times, audience expectations, and Tom Cruise’s unstoppable capabilities as Hollywood’s leading man. For the fifth film in the franchise, Cruise not only came to play, he came to prove something.

Mission: ImpossibleRogue Nation delivers a daring, edge-of-your-seat experience with planes, water, motorcycles, and more. And this time around there’s a fearless woman on board that puts Black Widow to shame (and steals some of her moves). That women is Rebecca Ferguson, and it’s refreshing to see Cruise in need of an assist, especially when that assist is beautifully choreographed in a kick-ass fashion. She doesn’t need a man to come to the rescue — because she does the rescuing.

The film opens with a sense of humor and a now famous scene with Cruise dangling outside of a plane during takeoff (yes, that happened). Cruise’s mission is to take down The Syndicate, a network of special agents engaging in terrorist attacks. Unfortunately for him and his cohorts, the IMF has been disbanded, courtesy of some very hilarious dialogue from Alec Baldwin, which means if they’re going to fight this rogue nation, they have to do it without the support of the United States. They join forces with a disavowed British Agent who may or may not be their enemy, and she keeps the audience guessing from start to finish.

What sets this installment apart from the former films in the franchise is the ease at which it’s executed. The stunts are jaw-dropping, but when injected with a sense of humor, they work in a non-cartoonish way. The characters must take a moment to laugh at themselves, or we will laugh at them, and in this case, the former takes hold. Plus, who doesn’t want to see Tom Cruise attempt to hold his breath for three minutes flat? It’s also worth noting that this movie is both bold AND elegant, with careful choreography unlike any I’ve seen before, and a stunning scene at the opera where brute force is balanced by a beautiful solo. This film is not just a movie, it’s a cinematic experience.

OVERALL RATING: 5/5 DISHES

 

 

Sunday

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July 2015

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Tabloid Gossip: Your Weekly Dish

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Nicki Minaj’s boyfriend just called her ex gay. The Inquisitr

Mariah Carey and her billionaire boyfriend are going strong. Yahoo

Jon Stewart’s told his writer to fuck off. Vulture

WBNA stars Glory Johnson and Brittney Griner revealed the reason for their breakup. RTWD

RHOA’s Kandi Burruss is pregnant. Wet Paint

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are officially divorce. HUFFPO

American Idol alum Fantasia Barrino got married. JSYK

Jennifer Lopez celebrated her 46th birthday in a smoking hot dress. Just Jared

Brandon Jenner had a baby. Us Magazine

The Kardashians are blowing off those cocaine rumors. Jezebel

Shawn Johnson got engaged. PopSugar

Nina Dobrev and her boyfriend are hot and steamy. People

Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello set a wedding date. Newsday

Friday

24

July 2015

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Hulk Hogan Said Racist Things: WWE Erases His Legacy

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hulkIf you watched Hulk Hogan’s sex tape you’d learn that not only is he a lukewarm lover, but he’s also apparently racist, given a recently released transcript of his use of the N word in relation to his daughter’s dating choices. While the content in question is clearly objectionable, so is having your personal sex-tape exposed sans consent, and later having Gawker release the content of a private conversation that was said while fucking your friend’s wife. As for why Bubba the Love Sponge allowed Hulk to fuck his wife, Heather Clem, no one seems to have an understandable answer. After all, if you’re going to let your wife bang your buddy, at least watch. Hulk sued Gawker for the leak and his friendship with Bubba is now busted, because Hogan had no idea Bubba and his wife were secretly recording the sex act.

There’s a larger, precedent-setting issue at play that no one seems to care about. What we do in private should be protected and taking action based on information that was illegally released means no one is safe. I certainly do not say racist things in the privacy of my home, but if my friends secretly recorded all of our conversations, it’s inevitable that something would cause problems.  Furthermore, sex itself is sacred and extremely private. Sure I might engage in salacious, under-the-covers antics, but that’s between me and my personal playmate, and the entire world is not invited. Having that content released is not only disgusting, it’s an extreme violation. Had Hulk been a women, we’d be singing a different tune. As for his legacy being lifted from all things WWE, we don’t have a time machine, and we all know the history of Hulk Hogan in his heyday. This isn’t Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and though you can scrub the internet, that doesn’t make it right. History is history. That said, Hulk needs some serious help.

Friday

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July 2015

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Amy Schumer Might be a Trainwreck — But She’s No Skank

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Instead of rejecting the word “skank” as some affront on feminism, perhaps we should just insult men more. I get it. Amy Schumer’s not a “Trainwreck” because she’s sluts around town, she’s a “Trainwreck” because in doing so, she’s running from her happiness while simultaneously celebrating her womanhood with random, unemotional sex. Did that explanation make sense? Well if it didn’t, just know that Amy Schumer doesn’t either, given her reaction to the interview below. When an interviewer referred to her character as “skanky,” Schumer was noticeably bothered, and when he furthered his explanation by stating that her desire for men “eclipses all else,” she was also peeved.
 
I saw ‘Trainwreck,’ and it’s entertaining from start to finish. It’s also refreshing to see a woman unapologetically own the actions traditionally reserved for Hollywood men.  Additionally, Amy Schumer looks like an actual person, so that’s good too. But this over-sensitive, sexism takedown is getting ridiculous, and I’d expect a comedian to take a joke. Perhaps the interviewer missed the point, but his phrasing is more objectionable than his intention, and it certainly doesn’t warrant this viral attack on his approach. Need I also point out that the title of this film is ‘Trainwreck,’ which seems far more objectionable than “skank.” Did I miss the memo on how the word “trainwreck” celebrates women?

Thursday

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July 2015

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Blake Shelton v. Miranda Lambert: The Mud-Slinging Continues

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 What happens when two dramatic country music stars file for divorce? Press leaks, accusations of cheating, alcoholism, and abandonment, of course. It’s been just days since Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton revealed the end of their marriage, and they’ve since engaged in some unconscionable mud-slinging, courtesy of endless leaks to TMZ. They dodged divorce rumors for years, often criticizing rag mags for the hits on their union, with Shelton even using the hashtag #suckadick in his denial. And while we are all entitled to change our tune and end a relationship that once brought us bliss, please refrain from using the same entity to sling mud that you previously criticized. 

I realize that when feelings are hurt and our reputations are threatened, it’s easy to cave and publicly criticize our partner, but I’d like to think that being an adult means we are more evolved than this garbage. My advice to both these clowns is this: exit your relationship with the same dignity you entered it with, and shut up your horrible PR teams. You are acting like petulant children, and you should know better. The public didn’t have the right to know your private business when you were married, and they don’t have a right to know when you’re divorced. And if either one of you feel your reputations are irreparably threatened, just remember that in less than a month the vultures will move onto their next victim. 

UPDATE: It appears the country stars got my memo, and are now exchanging silly tweets.

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