THE DISHMASTER

Do you think that while Jennifer Lopez performed on American Idol she thought, “Hey Bitches, this is how it’s done?” She sure “Live[d] it up.” Watch the consummate diva break it down on Idol, and take special note of how she’s a bad-ass. Enjoy (it starts at the five minute mark).

I’m a die-hard fan of The Eagles. My father introduced me at a young age, and I’ve since played their music on repeat. In fact, my seventh grade science teacher had our entire class memorize ‘Lying Eyes’ and sing it every Friday atop our desks (yes, that’s a true story). I’m also avidly intrigued by band histories, and I’ve always been curious about the inner-workings of The Eagles. Is it true they hate each other, as many have suggested?

When I was sent their new documentary, ‘History of The Eagles,’ I was simultaneously elated and skeptical. Would they really reveal what I wanted to know? Would they divulge the actual inside-story of the famous friction that’s been subject to decades of speculation? And lastly, would I learn about what influenced the creativity that’s produced an astounding amount of hits? The answer to all those questions is yes. These guys went for it, and whether you’re a die-hard fan or just an average audience member, this is a nail-biting masterpiece.

Most of my favorite moments in the documentary came from Don Henley and Glenn Frey, the self-proclaimed “leaders of the band,” who meticulously recounted many of the obstacles that led to the band’s breakup. Frey was particularly honest about his friction with Don Felder. One such story involved Felder wanting to sing lead, a desire that Henley and Frey nixed, saying, his voice “wasn’t up to band standards.” According to Joe Walsh, Felder never forgave them, and that animosity, along with squabbles over money, ultimately led to Frey firing Felder. Felder broke down during the documentary while discussing the events. There were a few other entrances and exits throughout the years that are also explained in great detail.

Another moving moment in the documentary came from Joe Walsh, who detailed his journey to sobriety. Frey and Henley asked Walsh to join their reunion tour in 1994 under the condition that he get sober. Walsh immediately went to rehab and has been sober ever since. He thanks his band members for pushing him to clean up.

Not all musicians are capable of providing the details of their career highs and lows, but Don Henley and Glenn Frey are made for it. Henley is so intensely intriguing that I often wondered if he’d done voice-overs for dramatic blockbuster films. He has a line at the end of the movie that I won’t ruin, but it involves rust, and it’s not to be missed. As for Frey, he breaks down all barriers, tells his side of the story, and seems perfectly okay with any reaction his honesty might produce. These guys have guts. And this is worth the watch.

Click HERE to order the three-disc set, which includes the History of the Eagles Part One, the History of the Eagles Part Two, and the Eagles Live At The Capital Centre.

Watch the trailer below.

If you’re curious about the motivation behind Ellen DeGeneres’ on-air kiss-ass session with Bethenny Frankel, wonder no more! Ellen is the executive producer behind Bethenny’s new daytime talk show. In case you missed it, Bethenny has made the press rounds bashing her ex in a bid to save face a midst the breakdown of her ‘Bethenny Ever After’ enterprise. Though I understand the PR move, I’m generally opposed to a using the media for a vitriolic post-nuptial throw-down. Watch the trailer for her new show below.

If Halle Berry can pop one out at her age, why can’t Jennifer Lopez?

When asked if she’d like more children, she said that although it might not be in the cards, it would certainly be a blessing. Watch below.

I’ve been a Jewel fan since her debut album, and she’s still just as good, if not better. Watch her perform ‘Ring of Fire’ on The View to promote her appearance as June Carter Cash on Lifetime’s upcoming film.

The irony of this film is it’s about a kidnapping, and I felt kidnapped while watching it. I scoped the exit doors, made excessive trips to the restroom, and solved the mystery about how long it takes for a rasinette to melt into a raisin.

The film is based on a true story about a group of pumped-up dolts who make a fast quest for cash by kidnapping a member of their gym (Tony Shalhoub) who naively disclosed his wealth to his trainer (Mark Wahlberg). The trainer commissions his friends (The Rock, Anthony Mackie), and their idiocy makes for “comedy” when they botch the job time and time again. Call me crazy — but murder doesn’t make me laugh. Sure it had its moments, but the one-note joke about their stupidity isn’t worth a 2 hour film.

OVERALL RATING: 1.5 DISHES

There’s a special place in my heart for Hey Marseilles, who I had the pleasure to interview upon the release of their second album, Lines We Trace. They just released a video for ‘Heart Beats,” a track off the 12 song sophomore record. According to lead singer Matt Bishop, the song is about “the idea that the end of a relationship doesn’t have to mean you can’t appreciate that person still, or appreciate what he or she has contributed to your life and who you’ve become.” Watch and enjoy.

This is more shocking than the news that the tooth fairy only left a dollar under my childhood pillow (I deserved way more). Despite my consistent disapproval, Christina Aguilera will return to season five of The Voice with a sizable paycheck. Though I didn’t have inside knowledge of her contract, I assumed she was sacked. But even The Dishmaster can eat crow. I really did like Shakira, but all good things can’t last forever . . .

What a bummer. I just can’t imagine that Babs will be happy sipping margaritas by the beach, but who knows. Watch her retrospective on The View, as she announced her official retirement. I’m sure gonna miss her.

This news hit me hard. Barbara Walters is my favorite interviewer in history, and getting an extra dose of her on The View has made for a consistent daily treat. In fact, when she’s not there, I quickly change the channel. I should have predicted the announcement, even though I was holding out hope that she’d pull a Mike Wallace and work for infinity. Her interview-style is um-matched asking short, poignant questions sans judgment, and getting more information than anyone else while doing it. She’s the queen. But this time around, there will be no one else to take her throne. Watch some of her most memorable interviews below.