Ireland Baldwin Has at Her Haters — Talks Infamous Alec Baldwin Voice-Mail

Hell hath no fury like a Baldwin baby scorned. Ireland Baldwin took to tumblr to write a post that can only be described as admirable, gutsy, and Alec-esque. The blonde bombshell received some undeserved criticism about her body, and she wasn’t pleased with the predictable haters. She addressed the infamous voice-mail from her father, the comments about her weight, and the comparisons to her mother. Read some choice quotes below.

On her father’s public voice-mail

I had nothing to do with anything that happened back then, so I don’t fully understand why I am being targeted. More importantly, my Dad has moved on. He recognized that he needed to change, so he made changes. He is now healthy, happily married with a baby on the way. He moved on, so why can’t you?

On the difference between her and her mother

She is 5’9, I am 6’2. She is petite and fragile, and I am fit and…. more to love tehe. I have a booty, she has a thigh gap. As she emerged from her teen years, she developed an angular face and striking cheekbones. I am still a teen making my way out of my awkward phase. I am still trying to figure this whole thing out.

On stepping out of her parents’ spotlight

I am proud to be my parent’s daughter, but I don’t want to forever be known as ‘that rude thoughtless little pig’ or ”’Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger’s kid.’

JLO Talks Replacing Mariah: “I Don’t Have Much to Say”

Jennifer Lopez reigns supreme on my girl-crush list, and that’s a shocking revelation considering I bashed her in the early days. When rumors swirled that American Idol attempted to snag her mid-season in place of Mariah, I believed it immediately. The ratings are tanking, and the producers are desperate. Also — she was a popular addition whose absence has had a profound impact. Watch the curvy goddess address the rumors, and notice how she doesn’t deny it. Silence is compliance — at least in my world.

Nashville Covers The Lumineers — ‘Ho Hey’ Goes Country

‘Nashville’ has some great original music. And as a country music fan, it’s my new-season favorite show. But despite the creativity attached to such a fast turn-around of new music, there’s a purpose in covers. The songs are easily recognizable, and it keeps the show hip. Watch their incredible cover of The Lumineers’ ‘smash-hit, ‘Ho Hey.’

Beth Stern on Howard Stern’s Manhood: “It Keeps Me Happy”

I love Beth Stern. She’s adorable, and she’s obviously in love with Howard Stern considering she mirrors his rigorous radio schedule so they’re awake at the same time. But despite my affection, I couldn’t predict her hilarious response to the inquiry on her man’s manhood. Watch below to size-up her satisfaction.

Amy Schumer Debuts ‘Inside Amy Schumer’ — Male-Based Comedy?

If you’re going to get your own Comedy Central show, you better be funny. And though Amy Schumer gets extra points for her entry into the Howard Stern universe, her humor is outside my mandatory funny sphere. At some point, female comics began to talk like men, and then outwardly rejected that well-deserved criticism (see Norm Macdonald v. Whitney Cummings) as if it was a sexist observation. To be fair, sex-based comedy is an unoriginal choice for men too, and a joke about “cumming on a girl’s face” would exceed my tolerance level no matter what the gender (see the clip below). That being said, if these women would like to learn a thing or two about original female comedy, see Amy Poehler and Tina Fey — for starters.

Inside Amy Schumer
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Conan O’Brien Hosts White House Correspondents’ Dinner — WATCH NOW

“It’s amazing to think how much our country has changed in 18 years. If in 1995 you told me that in 2013 we’d have an African American President with a middle name Hussein who was just reelected to a second term in a sluggish economy, I would have said, ‘Oh, he must have run against Mitt Romney.” Conan O’Brien’s very funny joke at the White House Correspondent’s dinner. Enjoy the entirely of his set below.

News in a Nutshell — The Weekend Edition

 

  • Driving diva Danica Patrick is officially divorced. TMZ
  • Eva Longoria’s divorce killed her appetite. Celebrity Dirty Laundry
  • Bradley Cooper was seen canoodling with Rachel McAdams. E! Online 
  • Real Housewives’ Gretchen Rossi reversed her gender role. Digital Spy
  • Melissa Gilbert got married. Hollywood Life
  • Country Star Jason Aldean’s marriage didn’t survive his cheating scandal. Huffington Post
  • Kim Kardashian won’t bump-it. In Touch
  • Harry Styles is dating Kimberly Stewart. Mirror
  • Vince Vaughn is having another baby. ABC
  • Jessica Simpson’s parents are divorced. People
  • Michael Jordan got married. Gossip Cop
  • Chris Pine is single again. ICYDK
  • Justin Timberlake is happily married. Stuff
  • Steve Martin is a first time dad. Yahoo