Florence + The Machine on The Voice — EXCELLENT!

Does Florence Welch ever have an off night? After watching her sing “No Light, No Light” on The Voice, it’s clear that the answer is no. She’s epic. Watch the Florence + The Machine greatness below. As an aside, do you think the contestants cried for their non-careers after watching her perform?

The Beach Boys Release New Single — Pretend They Don’t Hate Each Other

Though I hate to rain on a fraudulent love-parade, I couldn’t help but roll my eyes during The Beach Boys sizzle reel for their new single, “That’s Why God Made the Radio.” Sure it’s great that they reunited, and I’m thrilled that Brian Wilson is making new music, but they should have just said, “We still hate each other, but we’ve learned a lot from Axl Rose.”

Guiliana and Bill Rancic Finally Get Pregnant!

Though I take issue with Giuliana and Bill Rancic’s incessant need to publicize every element of their personal lives, I can still take a moment to congratulate the happy couple on their pregnancy. Watch below to see the moment they heard the news.
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Quote of the Day — Howard Stern is the King!

“I am the most successful radio personality of all time. I don’t say that to brag. I’m embarrassed to say that if I’m the best there is. But it’s the fact . . . . There’s nobody else who could do what I did. There’s no question who’s the most influential person in radio. It’s me! And there’s no one else! I’ve never seen so much jealously as I’ve seen in the radio industry. People cannot stand my success. Why shouldn’t I say it?” Howard Stern on one of his hilariously humble rants.
 
 
 
 

Rosie O’Donnell Thinks Lindsay Lohan is Unhirable

Rosie O’Donnell, Star Jones, and Donny Deutsch joined Matt Lauer on The Today Show for what can only be described as the best segment in Today Show history. Though the story gained traction for O’Donnell’s assertion that Lindsay Lohan isn’t ready to work, the entire segment is worth watching. The quick, topic-to-topic format, is blissful for ADD viewers such as myself. I particularly enjoyed O’Donnell’s revelation that Lohan couldn’t be bothered to show up for her Saturday Night Live rehearsals. Clearly she has some inside information. Watch below.

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Cheryl Burke and William Levy Dance the Rumba — Hot & Steamy!

I have to give Cheryl Burke some major credit. If William Levy was my partner, I’d probably choreograph the sexiest routine in the history of Dancing With the Stars too. It just make sense. Here’s how I imagine that conversation went: “William, please put your hand on my ass for the entirety of the routine. Don’t question me! That’s exactly how you dance the rumba!” Watch below.

David Foster’s Wife Joins Real Housewives of Beverly Hills — Has He Learned Nothing?

If you don’t know David Foster, let me just truncate his biography by saying he’s a bit of a music legend. He was also formerly married to Linda Thompson, another well-known song-writer. Their marriage crumbled shortly after they agreed to do an ill-fated reality show with Thompson’s children, Brody and Brandon Jenner, called The Princes of Malibu. My point? You’d think Foster would have learned his lesson. He’s newly married to Yolanda Hadid, and she’s agreed to appear on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This can’t go well.

Kholie Kardashian on Kim’s Ass: “It’s a Flotation Device”

If you took the qualities you liked from each Kardashian sister and put them togehter, you might actually get one, really-cool person. Who am I kidding? I’ll just take Khloe and forget the others. Watch below to see her very honest take on Kim Kardashian’s ass, and her opinion of Kris Humphries.