Rosie O’Donnell v. Oprah — Is Oprah at Fault for the Canceled Show?

There’s one thing I know for certain about Rosie O’Donnell — she’s not a failure — so the fact that her show failed indicates other variables at play. After reading what’s been deemed as an “unflattering” article in The Daily Beast about what went down, I’m even more convinced of my aforementioned assertion. I will give a brief summary of the most important points in the very long article for my readers-on-the-go.

First, when Rosie’s show debuted it was a critical success. But the ratings didn’t match its praise. That’s likely because it had a daytime format with a nighttime time-slot. Because Rosie didn’t know it would air at night, she was forced to make last minute show-changes. With its waning success, the network asked that she relocate to Chicago, which made it an enormous challenge to book high-powered guests who don’t visit Chicago on their press-tour. Additionally, since OWN flies their talent coach, it made it even more challenging to convince A-listers to make the trip. She was also forced to hire the HARPO staff (i.e. Oprah’s team), and since Rosie is a notorious perfectionist who didn’t make the hires, it’s no surprise that they didn’t gel. When the ratings continued to decline, OWN made suggestions that Rosie enacted, which further tanked the ratings.

In short, I’m confident Rosie would have succeeded with her original format on another network. OWN has been struggling for some time now, and the network put an enormous amount of pressure on Rosie as its saving grace while taking no responsibility for its failure. Rosie had one of the most successful daytime shows in history, and she completely revived The View (though The View will never admit that). She’s a force.

Dancing With the Stars — Jaleel White Makes His Television Comeback

I’ve had a crush on Jaleel White ever since he removed his suspenders on Family Matters. In fact, I’ve snooped around town to ask whether he’s a nice guy, and sources tell me he’s not only nice, he’s also smart, and contrary other child stars, he never blew all that money he made from the show. He shed some light on his lengthy stint as Steve Urkel in a recent Vanity Fair interview, saying, “It’s not overly sophisticated, man. I’m the highest-paid black kid in the history of television, just so you understand that. I was trying to prolong the checks! For all of the people who want to scratch their heads about this . . . we’re probably the second-longest-running African American show in the history of television.” Perhaps the child stars of today’s generation should take notes. Watch his great performance below.

Dancing With the Stars Debuts — Katherine Jenkins Steals the Show

They should just hand Katherine Jenkins the mirror ball trophy now. She’s not only a great dancer, but she also has the personality necessity to win over the audience. She’s adorable, sweet, and beautiful. And since she’s a classical singer — she’s also talented. Can I marry her? I realize this is a game and everyone competes for the prize, but she’s got it in the bag. Watch below.

Jon Hamm on The Today Show — Still Thinks Kim Kardashian is Dumb

When Matt Lauer addressed the Jon Hamm/Kim Kardashian feud while interviewing the cast of Mad Men to promote the new season, Hamm held firm. He said his comments weren’t “careless” (as Kim Kardashian put it), but rather — “accurate.” “It’s a part of our culture I don’t identify with,” he said. Though I appreciate Hamm’s refusal to back down, it’s worth pointing out that all scripted actors hate all reality stars. Reality television takes away their jobs, and contrary to Matt Lauer’s point, there simply isn’t room for both. Sure both might currently co-exist, but as time passes, scripted shows are dwindling. Reality television is just cheaper to make, and so it makes sense for networks and studios to push for them at the expense of real actors on scripted shows. Greed always trumps creativity.

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Quote of the Day: Charlize Theron Discusses Michael Fassbender’s Penis Size

“Your penis was a revelation. I have to say that I was truly impressed that you chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. I know because I’ve worked with them.”

Charlize Theron jokes to the Human Rights Campaign gala about her Prometheus co-star’s penis size, which she got a long, hard (pun intended) look at in his full-frontal scene in Shame.

 
 
 
 

Tina Fey Hates Adrien Brody — “Worst SNL Host Ever”

There’s nothing I love more than celebrities outing other celebrities who engaged in bad behavior, and Tina Fey is fearless about it. When asked by Andy Cohen during Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live for the “worst SNL host ever” she insisted she could not divulge it, and then mouthed “Adrien Brody” to the audience. I’ve heard Fey mention her dissatisfaction with Brody in the past, saying that he pushed his own sketch ideas to the dismay of the writers who knew they were terrible. As for Brody, all he said about the matter is he “had a great time” while hosting. Watch below.

Modern Family at The Paley Center — Hilarity Ensues

Modern family is by far my favorite scripted show on television. It’s funny, it’s witty, and to quote an audience member at The Paley Center, the writers “write up” to their audience and not “down to” them. When the cast members discussed their show at the 2012 PaleyFest, you could immediately understand its success. These actors have the same chemistry in real life that they do on television. It’s a huge gift that they are even willing to attend such an event and let the audience in on the show’s process. Watch below.

Ashley Judd’s ‘Missing’ — Thrilling ABC Pilot

I read some of the reviews for ABC’s new Ashley Judd thriller, ‘Missing’, and all the Hollywood-big-hitters seem to hate it. Perhaps I’m missing something (pun intended), but I loved it. Ashley Judd is a force on screen, and she proves movie stars will always make for the best television stars. In fact, I thought the supporting players paled in comparison. I’ll refrain from a tedious plot summary, except to say that Judd plays an ex CIA agent who’s trying to locate her son after he’s been kidnapped. It’s unclear from the pilot why he’s been kidnapped, or what Judd’s work at the CIA actually involved, but I’m sure those details will unfold in the subsequent episodes. The one-note plot might be unsustainable for multiple seasons, but the pilot certainly caught my attention. Screw the Hollywood-big-hitters! The Dishmaster approves!

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Irrelevant & Enjoyable

  • Davy Jones wife almost left him  because he wouldn’t let her flamenco dance at his concert. National Enquirer
  • Is Demi Moore obsessed with Ashton Kutcher? Astrochicks
  • Scream’s Neve Campbell is pregnant. Daily Mail
  • Jon Hamm isn’t getting married or having babies. Yahoo!
  • Rihanna defended her decision to work with Chris Brown. MTV
  • Jennifer Lopez’s manager thinks she dates obsessive guys. E! Online
  • Charlize Theron adopted a baby. New York Daily News
  • Dawson Creek’s James Van Der Beek had a baby. USA Today
  • Alex Pettyfer is engaged to Elvis’ granddaughter.  Just Jared
  • Jennie Garth is getting divorced. People
  • Real Housewives of Orange County’s Tamra Barney is engaged. Radar Online
  • Kelly Clarkson is dating Reba McEntire’s stepson. Us Magazine
  • Olivier Martinez confirmed his engagement to Halle Berry. CBS News
  • Emily Blunt is very pretty. All Things Gossip
  • George Clooney got arrested. GossipandSoaps