Category: Television

Theresa Guidice v. Joe Gorga: The Family Feud Continues

I have to believe that Joe & Melissa Gorga and Theresa & Joe Guidice are all experiencing severe financial problems. Why? Because it’s the only explanation for why these four individuals would sell their souls on the dotted line. Their family is in ruins, and yet they continue. And given that the show either perpetuates or fakes these feuds, it’s still extremely detrimental for the young children involved, whose innocence will take a backseat to television cameras. Watch the brother/sister brawl below, and take some time to appreciate the privacy of your own life.

Megyn Kelly Takes on Erick Erickson, Lou Dobbs

When Megyn Kelly opened the gender airwaves by asking, “What makes you dominant and me submissive, and who died and made you scientist-in-chief?” I knew it would be good. Watch the television titan take down these bloated blockheads while discussing their archaic views of society’s gender roles.

Jennifer Lopez Ass-ks for Controversy on Britain’s Got Talent — WATCH NOW

Since when are birds-eye crotch shots too edgy for television? Plus, I thought the Brits prided themselves on being the anti-prudes. Watch Jennifer Lopez’s controversy-laced performance on Britain’s Got Talent. It’s ass-tastic.


Jennifer Lopez – Live It Up (Live Britain's Got… by JohnJLover

Howard Stern On Katie Couric: “This is Your First Time in Pants”

You gotta love Howard Stern. He appeared on Katie Couric and usual, broke the morning-television barriers. Stern was unafraid to ask about her shiny legs, and Katie kindly disclosed the source. Watch the clip below to see his lovely wife, Beth Stern, laugh at his ridiculousness. She sure is a cool chick. The full episode airs May 28th.
Continue reading “Howard Stern On Katie Couric: “This is Your First Time in Pants””

Derek Hough & Kellie Pickler Win Dancing With the Stars!

This was a fair fight, and in the end, the right person won. Derek Hough choreographed one of the most original, moving freestyles in history, in a paired-back contemporary piece that stood out among his over-the-top rivals. It was a strategic choice that paid off, and considering that Kellie Pickler doesn’t have dance training, this was ever-the-more impressive.

Derek Hough Makes Magic — Watch His Freestyle

There’s no doubt that Derek Hough is a top-caliber choreographer. But not even I expected his unprecedented freestyle routine. He not only deserves to win, he’s in a league beyond any of his competitors. Watch him and Kellie Pickler strip down their routine in favor of a contemporary masterpiece.

Derek Hough & Jaimie Goodwin Walk on Air — Mind-Bending Bonanza

Derek Hough consistently reaffirms why he’s the best professional dancer on Dancing With the Stars — or perhaps anywhere. His choreography continues to astound, and his performance to Kerli’s ‘Walking on Air’ was no exception. Watch the gravity-defying masterpiece below.

Vintage Quote of the Day — Chris Rock Talks Chris Farley

“At the end of the sketch, the guy goes up to Farley and says, ‘You’re fat and disgusting.’ A lot of Farley’s problems were connected to the fact that he felt . . . ugly. That sketch kind of fed into that shit. I like Danny Devito. You know why I like Danny Devito? They never mention he’s short in any fucking movie. He’s like, ‘Fuck you. I’ll do your movie. Take this short shit out.’ There’s eight hundred things to make fun of. Why go to the obvious thing?” Chris Rock to Howard Stern, on why he hated Chris Farley’s most famous Chip & Dale’s sketch on Saturday Night Live.

Dancing With the Stars Week 4 Results Recap — Who Went Home?

When Dancing With the Stars debuted, I was certain it would be a hit. Why? Because unlike other reality competition shows of a different format, even bad dancing is fun to watch. After years of devoted fandom, I sat in the audience for last night’s results show, and the experience far exceeded my expectations. It was country night, and my southern roots (wait . . . does Florida count?) were met with extreme elation when I saw Brad Paisley and The Band Perry.

The most moving moment of the night came from Brilynn Rakes & Derek Hough, who executed a beautiful and elegant dance as part of AT&T’s spotlight performance (see below).

The evening ended with a farewell to Lisa Vanderpump, who was my personal favorite for her personality alone. And speaking of personality, I was fortunate enough to get a first-hand look at Vanderpump’s furry friend, Jiggy, who is a surprisingly well-behaved dog, making not a peep despite the ballroom’s raucous applause.

Jay Leno Retires — Fallon Takes Over

It’s the end of an era. And that era has largely been defined as television’s greatest feud in history. It began as Dave v. Jay, then Jay v. Conan, and in round three, Jay finally stopped swinging and stepped down. NBC knew that if Letterman retired, CBS would poach Fallon, which would create too much competition for Jay who would presumably lose his audience around that time. The real tragedy here lies with Conan, who is likely self-loathing about not waiting long enough for the coveted spot. Had he stuck with it, the network would have gifted him the spot without the drama.