The Dirty Dish — Get Linked Into the Gossip!

  • Kim Kardashian is still fashionably challenged. Us Weekly
  • Daryl Hannah revealed her autism. Wonderwall
  • Chelsea Handler is single. Starpulse
  • Jason Statham & Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are back on. Just Jared
  • Nina Dobrev is dating Derek Hough. Pop Crunch
  • Lamar Odom broke his silence. Stuff
  • Kendall Jenner dumped her long-term boyfriend. CDL
  • The Bachelor’s Chris Harrison has a new girlfriend. Guess where they met. RTM
  • Pippi Longstocking has a sex tape. Pop Bytes
  • Rachael Leigh Cook had a baby. People

 

 

The Demise of Kanye West — What Went Wrong?

Hollywood gives all its players a chance to re-live high school . . . the good way. Everyone has six degrees of separation, and that includes A-listers. If you emit disrespect in any capacity — word gets around. Shockingly, this close click of insiders tell me that Kanye West is actually a nice guy. Though it’s seemingly shocking at first glance, further inquiry sheds some light on his current darkness. In short? The man can’t handle the media.

With every attack, Kanye trades humility for haughtiness, pounding his chest while screaming about his world domination. My arm-chair psychology degree tells me that the man is simply insecure, and with each jab, he throws a boulder. His recent outrage surrounds Jimmy Kimmel, who made fun of the rapper’s recent BBC 1 interview (see below), using children to reenact his pompous declarations. I can only assume Kimmel thought of children because Kanye was in fact acting like a spoiled child, whining about his legos while slamming the floor.

Many people speculate that Kanye’s demise began with his mother’s passing, assuming she reeled in these rants. Since then, it can also be assumed that he’s surrounded himself with “yes-men,” and only agrees to do interviews where he may speak freely (he was sandbagged by Matt Lauer — and never quite recovered). My advice to Kanye West is to dismantle his twitter, find some real friends to reign him in, and to host Saturday Night Live. If that doesn’t work — call Alec Baldwin. He’s a master at cleaning up his temper tantrums — and Kanye can learn a thing or two.

Kanye v. Kimmel — It’s War!

There are many words to describe Kanye West, but humorless tops the list. West recently interviewed with BBC 1, in which he engaged in one of his standard pompous rants that’s sadly become a staple for the singer. When Jimmy Kimmel hilariously mocked it with children saying the same lines, West had a predictable twitter-fit. Watch the video below, and Kanye — if you’re listening — have a laugh at least once in your life. No one likes a curmudgeon.

Caroline Pennell Sings ‘Anything Could Happen’ on The Voice — WATCH NOW

If you follow The Voice, then you know that Blake Shelton picks his contestants based on tone, not range. That philosophy has served him well, garnering three wins as a mentor on the show. So when Caroline Pennell sang ‘Anything Could Happen,’ I knew Blake would immediately turn around. Unfortunately, Caroline missed the memo on the most loyal judges and chose Cee Lo Green as her mentor, in what will likely result in post-show oblivion. Watch her strikingly good performance below.

Barbara Walters Reveals Clint Eastwood Crush — WATCH NOW

Barbara Walters has made no secret of her Clint Eastwood crush over the years. In fact, she once admitted that the handsome Hollywood-man hit on her during an interview, and she was too flustered to reply. Watch Walters resurrect the flirting with a special birthday request.

Michael Douglas Wins Emmy — Addresses His Son

I’ve always loved Michael Douglas. He’s an honest interview, and he’s an incredible actor. He won the Emmy for Behind the Candelabra, and after making a series a jokes with Matt Damon, he gave a shout-out to his son Cameron, who is currently in solitary confinement for drug-related offenses. Douglas clearly disagrees with the punishment, having consistently visited his son in prison prior to the confinement. Watch below.

The Dirty Dish — This Week’s Links

  • Guiliana and Bill Rancic are ready for baby number two. Reality Tv Magazine.
  • There’s another baby in ‘The Bachelor‘ kingdom. TV Guide
  • Cher doesn’t like Miley Cyrus’ tongue. Rolling Stone
  • Pippi Longstocking has a sex tape. PopBytes
  • Elizabeth Hurley is  having man issues. Stuff
  • Liam Hemsworth has a new lady friend. E! Online
  • Sandra Bullock discussed her Jesse James heartbreak. Radar Online
  • Ashley Olsen has a new man. Wonderwall
  • Emily Blunt is pregnant. JSYK
  • Holly Madison has a new hubby. People
  • Andy Samberg is married. Newsday

Britney Spears Talks “Huge Breakup” With Ryan Seacrest

Either Britney Spears is in a better place, or her relationship with Ryan Seacrest caused her to be more relaxed. Either way, her on-air interview was shocking. She’s calm, alert, and revealing. Spears discussed her “huge breakup” earlier this year, along with the therapeutic nature of singing songs about her ex. She also gave a funny anecdote about her choreographers. Listen below. Here’s hoping the old Britney is on her way back.

Derek Hough Wins an Emmy! WATCH ‘Hey Pachuco’

If you ever questioned Derek Hough’s status as the King of the Dancing With the Stars ballroom, question no more! The incredibly talented foot-master snagged an Emmy for his carefully crafted routine with his former gymnast partner, Shawn Johnson. In case you missed the brilliant performance, WATCH BELOW.

Carrie Underwood Sings ‘Yesterday’ — Watch EMMY Performance

While there’s no doubt Carrie Underwood is a consummate professional with a captivating voice, her country rendition of The Beatles’ ‘Yesterday,” left me confused. First, if you’re going to ask a country singer to pay tribute to song-writing’s greatest titans, then you might as well ask her to change the pronouns so the lyrics make sense for a female vocalist. I understand the desire to stay true to the original material — but if that’s the case — then why book a country singer? And one more thing: Is this the Grammys or the Emmys? Listen below.