Tabloid Gossip — Get Your Celebrity News Weekend Rundown
- Is Lamar Odom upset with Khloe Kardashian over X Factor? WetPaint
- Colin Farrell is sober. OK! Magazine
- Is Jon Hamm’s lady love putting on marriage proposal pressure? Opposing Views
- Is Kelly Clarkson close to marriage? Inquisitr
- Alexis Bledel debuted her new Mad Man. Pop Sugar
- Whitney Houston’s daughter might be engaged to her “brother.” ICYDK
- Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are friendly exes. Us Magazine
- Christie Brinkley and her ex-husband still hate each other. Radar Online
- I feel terrible for Lindsay Lohan. The Stir
- Tori Spelling almost died giving birth. E! Online
- Reggie Bush is having a baby — and it’s not with Kim Kardashian. TMZ
- American Idol’s Ace Young and Diana DeGarmo are actually getting married. Digital Spy
- Amber Tamblyn & David Cross got married. Who says age matters? Daily Mail
- Jack Osbourne got married.
- Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman are separating. People
- The Bachelor’s Courtney Robertson is dating The Bachelorette’s Arie Luyendyk Jr. LA LATE
Emily Maynard and Jef Holm Broke up? NOOOOO!
Well, it’s not “official,” but where there’s smoke . . . . According to gossip blogger Reality Steve (who is rarely wrong), Emily Maynard and Jef Holm broke up this weekend. And Since Reality Steve suffers from excessive-copy-syndrome, I’ll summarize his post. Their break up was predicated on many of the tabloid reports about her indiscretions (i.e. cheating), and they are preparing to make an official statement. There you have it. A broken franchise, and The Dishmaster’s broken heart. Has love died?!
Movie Review: Seven Psychopaths
Written by Dan O’Connell, Guest Contributor
It’s Meta time as screenwriter Martin (Colin Farrell) is blocked, so he decides to write a script called “The Seven Psychopaths.” When he’s not writing (and we’re not seeing what he’s writing acted out for us), we’re treated to a look at his off-kilter friends, including Billy (Sam Rockwell), a kidnapper of dogs who, along with his pal Hans (Christopher Walken, in all his glorious, glorious Walken-ness), gets them all in over their heads when they abscond with a Shih Tzu that belongs to sociopathic gangster Charlie (Woody Harrelson).
Writer Director Martin McDonaugh (who previously worked with Farrell in In Bruges) doesn’t have a solid handle on tone – the action veers from absurdly gory to flat out dull, often within the same scene. But was that intentional? Using Charlie Kaufman’s Adaptation start-up kit, McDonaugh (through the vessel Farrell) is comments on the action, but the ratio of success is pretty much 50-50. Regardless, no one has a way with a line of dialogue like Walken, who may have evolved into self-parody years ago, but is still a true original. Some welcome faces pop up in brief cameos, and between Walken, Harry Dean Stanton, and Tom Waits, it fulfills its “grizzled character actor” quota and then some. Overall, it’s clever enough to recommend, but curb your expectations and you’ll enjoy it.
Rating: 3 Dishes
Macallan Masters of Photography: Annie Leibovitz Edition — Stars Arrive
Stacey Kiebler rocking the red carpet without her Clooney arm candy
Annie Leibovitz and Stacey Kiebler looking happy and beautiful
Kevin McKidd looking pensive and attractive
Mad Men’s Vincent Kartheiser and Alexis Bledel, making their first public appearance as a couple.
John Legend and fiance Chrissy Tiegen
Playback Kills It With “Rich Girl” — Will Simon Cowell Win X Factor?
Rolling Stones Release New Single — The Dishmaster Approves — LISTEN NOW
The Voice Rejects Rod Michael — Women Weep
Olivia Wilde’s Vagina Died — So Did Her Class
While I certainly understand what it’s like to have a sexual awakening after the end of a long relationship, I don’t understand publicizing it, especially when the entire world knows the identity of your ex, and your gratuitous bashing session involved very specific critiques such as, “I felt like my vagina died,” followed by chemistry comparisons to your current relationship, which involves sex akin to “Kenyan marathon runners.” It’s clear Olivia Wilde missed The Dishmaster’s memo on public decorum. The aforementioned remarks took place at ‘These Girls,’ a night of monologues hosted by Glamour. Wilde’s boyfriend, Jason Sudeikis was there, and her ex-husband, Tao Ruspoli, thankfully was not. I can only imagine Ruspoli’s pain upon not only discovering via a public forum that the woman who left him is now “wildly in love with someone else,” and has publicly announced their sexual issues. So Olivia Wilde — if you’re reading this — remember that you loved this man once. Then remember to have class.