Chelsea Handler has a Sex Tape?!

Radar Online reports that Chelsea Handler has a sex tape . . . and they’ve watched it.  Handler says that the tape was made for a comedy bit, but whoever posted the story on Radar Online swears that simply isn’t true, as he’s watched it and saw her “breasts bare and swinging during the sex act.”  I can’t figure out what’s funnier – the fact that Chelsea Handler of all people is involved in a sex tape controversy, or the thought of the creepy writer over at Radar Online watching it.  Click the link below to read the original story.

EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea Handler Sex Tape – It’s No Joke! | RadarOnline.com

‘Glee’ is the Most Watched Scripted Show on Television

I’ve been accused of being very ‘Glee-centric’ on my blog – but to hell with it!  The show is incredible, and the public obviously shares my fervor, given that it just surpassed ‘Modern Family’ as the most watched scripted show on television.  Tuesday’s episode was the best yet, with Kristin Chenoweth and Matthew Morrison singing a mash-up of ‘One Less Bell to Answer’ and ‘A House is Not a Home.’  Both songs were written by Burt Bacharach and Hal David.  Morrison and Chenoweth are Broadway stars, so it doesn’t surprise me that they could deliver this performance.  Listen below.

Alexa Ray Joel Gets a Nose Job – I’m not Happy

Alexa Ray Joel almost had me convinced that she didn’t mind the criticism about her looks.  She once said, “I like that I look unique, or more “exotic” – I don’t want to look like everybody else, and I also don’t want to look like a supermodel–I just want to look like ME!”  Well, I’m officially a sucker.  Joel underwent a nose job, stating that she was self-conscious when pictures of her were taken from the side.  I really thought that Joel was representing us beautiful, big nosed half-jews (okay I’m a full jew but you get the point).  I guess it got to her – and I’m sad.  Must everyone look the same?  For goodness sakes – Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue look like identical twins with those button noses!  

Rielle Hunter Has a Sit Down With Oprah – Watch a Clip

My father once told me that men cheat on their wives with gross women, because married men have limited options.  Once divorced, he said, those options increase.  That certainly explains the Rielle Hunter affair.  What it doesn’t explain is why John Edwards is still with this woman.  He’s divorced now.  Perhaps my dad’s theory doesn’t account for men whose affairs wind up in the tabloids.  It must still be slim pickings for Edwards.  I can only imagine what Jesse James’ next girlfriend will look like.  Anyways, click the link below to watch a clip from Hunter’s train wreck interview with Oprah.

VIDEO: Rielle Hunter Breaks Silence On John Edwards Affair | RadarOnline.com

Sandra Bullock Talks Baby and Divorce to People Magazine – Read Excerpts From The Interview

I have to give props to People magazine for conducting one of the best interviews I’ve ever read.  It’s beautiful, heart breaking, and honest.  You must read it in its entirety, but here are some excerpts.

On filing for divorce
Yes, I have filed for divorce.  I don’t know what else to say.  I’m sad, and I am scared.

On whether she knew Jesse cheated prior to the tabloid story
Ah, the inevitable question.  I had no idea about anything until that day when I got the call. 

On the Nazi photos of Jesse
The photo shocked me and made me sad.  This is not the man I married.  This was stupid, this was ignorant. 

On whether she’ll stay in his children’s lives
I don’t want to know what life is like without those kids. 

On her relationship with Jesse now
It’s one of new understanding.  One of forgiveness.  One of support for his recovery.  One that changed my life.

On whether Jesse will play a role in her child’s life
The father that I’ve known Jesse to be with all the kids is one that I hope Louis can experience one day. 

On the first time she met her son Louis
It was like the whole outside world just got quiet.  He was so small, so still.  All the trivial things that I had allowed to take up so much of my time just didn’t have room in my life anymore.

Flashback Alert: Jackie Earle Haley is the New Freddy Krueger

Remember that guy who played Kelly Leak in ‘Bad News Bears?’  He’s back.  Jackie Earle Haley landed the role of Freddy Krueger in the remake of Wes Craven’s 1984 film.  Haley was pretty much off the acting grid from 1993 until 2006, before returning to the biz to appear in some successful films.  I have a feeling that this will solidify his return as an industry contender.  Though I admittedly despise remakes – and Freddy Krueger.   

Brendan Fraser Has Major Spaz Out on ‘The View’

Something is seriously up with Brendan Fraser.  He appeared on ‘The View’ to promote his new movie, and he seemed nuts.  At one point he admitted to drinking a lot of red bull, which might explain it.  I think it’s time to lay off the uppers.  Watch a clip below.

Maskim Chmerkovskiy Attacks Len Goodman

I saw this one coming.  Maksim bashed Len Goodman’s critique of his dance last night, telling him that he might be “too old to be a judge.”  He also went on to cite his very long dancing resume as evidence that he knows what he’s doing.  I love Maks, but perhaps he can explain to me why he is on a dancing with a judging panel if he doesn’t want to be judged.  That is the very nature of the show.  If you can’t handle it, then go back to the ballroom where the judges don’t speak to you directly.  Maks isn’t the first professional to lash out at the judges.  Tony Dovolani has consistently attacked Carrie Ann Inaba’s ability to judge, as she was never a professional ballroom dancer.  Len Goodman; however, was a ballroom dancing champion, but I suppose even that isn’t good enough.  Get it together guys.  Watch the performance in question below.


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‘The Simpsons’ Defend ‘South Park’ – Watch the Video

Almost all animators respect ‘The Simpsons,’ so it’s a big deal when they come to your defense.  Watch the opening credits below, to see Bart Simpson support ‘South Park.’

The Dish – Tabloid Review

Jesse James completed sex rehab, and was spotted without his wedding ring.  After reading this story, it occurred to me that my parents haven’t worn wedding rings for twenty years.  Since the absence of wedding rings is such big news in the tabloids, I called them to ask why.  They both said the same thing: “I find it annoying.”  Well, there you have it.

Brooke Mueller allegedly left Charlie Sheen and moved out of the house, amidst reports that he cheated on her with Angelina Tracy.  Luckily the kids can’t read yet.  If you find yourself cheating on everyone you’ve been with, maybe you should just be single.  It’s much less of a headache and you can still pay for hookers.

Jenna Jameson’s boyfriend, Tito Ortiz, was arrested for domestic violence.  Jameson told TMZ that even though the incident “wasn’t minor,” she hopes to work things out.  This is a pretty scary story.  Tito Ortiz is an ultimate fighter, so I imagine she was terrified.  This is why I only date men that I can take down if need be.  Hear that honey?

Larry King and Shawn King are possibly working things out.  Good for them.  

Donald Trump has an explanation for Brett Michaels’ tragic brain hemorrhage.  He thinks it has something to do with the head injury that Michaels sustained while performing at the 2009 Tonys.  Is Donald Trump a doctor now?  

Kate Gosselin’s children received the work permits necessary for them to appear on ‘Kate Plus 8.’  Shouldn’t she be paying Jon Gosselin alimony?