Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato broke up, and Joe decided to take a very classy approach by letting the press know that it was “his decision” to end the relationship. Really Joe? Next are you going to tell the papers that she put on a few pounds and you just weren’t attracted to her anymore? Just say the breakup was mutual and move on. I think Lovato needs to call Ryan Phillipe, who once said on Howard Stern that he would no longer date a girl with a publicist, after Abbie Cornish felt the need to release a statement that she dumped him and not the other way around.
Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey announced the breakup of their 5 year relationship via twitter, less than two months after using twitter to declare their love for one another.
Sandra Bullock has broken her silence to squash rumors of a sex tape between her and Jesse James. What I find particularly interesting, is that this is the only rumor that she has come forward to squash. I suppose it’s because it’s the only one that she is directly involved with. I guess she won’t confirm or deny whether Jesse James is a nazi.
Kate Gosselin responded to Jon’s custody petition by reminding everyone that she is appearing on ‘Dancing with the Stars’ to provide for her children. You go girl! It’s not like she can rely on Jon for financial support, considering he destroyed his public image, and I imagine laying brick won’t support 8 children.
George Clooney debunked rumors that he and his non smiling girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis, have split up, calling the story “made up.”
Matt Damon thinks marriage is a ridiculous idea, and doesn’t think it’s possible to spend your entire life with someone without being “totally driven crazy.” He then said his wife is the best thing that ever happened to him. Hmmm…..
It looks like season’s ‘Jersey Shore’ is going to have plenty of drama for the fans. The entire cast will be reuniting in Miami, including the recently broken up Ronnie and Sammi. Ronnie has been very mature about the breakup though, making sure to post all of his recent exploits on twitter. Here are some of his recent posts. Before you begin to read the tweets, be aware that “GTS” means Gym Tan Smush. Apparently, smush = sex. Got it?
“Come on Snook u can never GTS to much ( u kno that lol)…..wooooo…2 weeks, You ready? bc im not”
“Early morning GTS.. Busy day gonna be crazy….”
“GTS for next few days.. then Ohio on Fri to shut that bitch down… Lets get it Athens”