Tabloid Gossip — Weekend Rundown

  • Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul is engaged. People
  • Kelly Osbourne kicked Kris Humphries out of her club because of her Kim Kardashian loyalty. NYP
  • Melrose Place’s Grant Show is engaged. E! Online
  • 23 year old Spy Kids star, Alexa Vega, filed for divorce after 650 days of marriage. Perez Hilton
  • Were Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler fired from American Idol? Radar Online
  • Is Anne Hathaway pregnant? PopCrunch

Steven Tyler Quits American Idol — Returns to Real Music

This is a hit I never saw coming. Steven Tyler officially announced that he’s leaving American Idol, saying, “I strayed from my first love, Aerosmith, and I’m back.” It’s rumored that Jennifer Lopez is on her way out also, which is mostly attributed to her recent career resurgence. I can’t help but wonder if his announcement is a fancy way of saying, “they didn’t ask me back,” but I’ll squash my internal cynic for a moment and make an even more cynical comment: His exit is completely irrelevant. His “everyone-is-wonderful” attitude didn’t add much to the show, and it only served to hurt his rock-star brand. So welcome back to the real world, Steven. We missed you over here.

The Dishmaster Returns! — Tabloid Recap

I’ve returned from a very relaxing vacation, which involved some much-needed bonding time with some very good friends. Thanks to all my loyal readers for sticking around, and thanks to my mother for making me lots of delicious bagels for breakfast every morning. And in case you didn’t keep up with the celebrity gossip while I was gone, I’ve listed all the extremely important news items below. Enjoy!

 

  • Sienna Miller gave birth. Pop Sugar
  • Claire Danes is pregnant with her first baby. Us Magazine
  • Kris Humphries might have a pregnant ex-girlfriend. TMZ
  • Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes are negotiating a divorce settlement. E! Online
  • Kimberly Stewart showed-off her baby with Benicio Del Toro. Radar Online
  • Katy Perry reveals the reasons for her divorce from Russell Brand in her new film, ‘Part of Me.’ Hollywood Life
  • Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively look happy. People
  • Singer Lily Allen is pregnant. Perez Hilton
  • Barney Frank married his longtime partner. New York Times
  • Serena Williams won her fifth Wimbleton title. Yahoo! Sports
  • George Clooney & Jennifer Aniston are still friends. Jezebel
  • Kelly Osbourne might be a brat. MSN
  • Jennifer Lopez is hot. The Superficial
  • Justin Bieber is a bad driver. Pop Crunch
  • ‘Magic Mike’ costars Channing Tatum & Alex Pettyfer hate each other. Celebitchy
  • ‘True Blood’s’ Joe Manganiello has a new girlfriend. Celebrity Pop
  • Spoiler Alert: Who does Emily Maynard pick on ‘The Bachelorette’? Astrochicks
  • Taylor Swift might be dating Patrick Schwarzenegger. Boston

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tabloid Gossip Review — Some of it’s True

  • Jack Osbourne has multiple sclerosis. People
  • Mila Kunis doesn’t send naked photos (she just receives them). Digital Spy
  • Jake Gyllenhaal briefly dated Minka Kelly. Us Magazine
  • Courtney Cox will legally drop the Arquette from her last name. Daily Mail
  • Sofia Vergara’s ex boyfriend might be a sex addict. Socialite Life
  • Did Denise Richards & Richie Sambora break up over Charlie Sheen? The Superficial
  • Jennifer Lopez has a very sexy catsuit. Egotastic
  • Zac Efron and Lily Collins split up. Yahoo!
  • Mark Wahlberg is going back to high school. Pop Crunch
  • Jennifer Garner has the cutest daughter ever. Just Jared

 

Phillip Phillips Sings “Home” — Will He Win American Idol?

Phillip Phillips’ original song shocked me. Apparently the American Idol song-writers got the memo about today’s music, and they turned in a folk-inspired tune in the vain of Mumford & Sons. It’s so much better than anything the very dated Jessica Sanchez sang. And by the way Jennifer Lopez — apparently you’re not listening to the radio. Your critique was moderately embarrassing.


Phillip Phillips – Home – American Idol 2012… by IdolxMuzic

Jennifer Lopez & Cameron Diaz on Ellen — Deny Feud

I’m posting this clip for no other reason than to once again expose to the world Jennifer Lopez’s hotness. She’s just so damn beautiful. Did I also mention she’s the only person in the interview who admitted to reading the tabloids? Who cares if it’s lies — it’s fun to read! Cameron Diaz and Ellen DeGeneres need to lighten up. Watch below.

Jennifer Lopez Performs “Dance Again” With Casper Smart — Adorable

After watching Jennifer Lopez’s perform “Dance Again” on American Idol, it became immediately clear that she and Casper Smart are having some very hot sex. It also became clear that he loves her, because he walked up to the front of the stage to fix her hair after she performed, followed by Lopez realizing it and saying, “He’s so cute.” Watch below. They sure are adorable — and she sure is beautiful.


Jennifer Lopez "Dance Again" live on American… by HumanSlinky

Jennifer Lopez’s New Follow the Leader Video — Sexy Overload

The best beauty regimen for women is exiting a bad relationship. Such is the case with Jennifer Lopez, whose hotness seems to have reached a maximum level since her divorce. Dating a hot younger man might also be a contributing factor. Watch below to see her sexiness in her new “Follow the Leader” video.

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Drama-Rama

 

  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged. USA Today
  • Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester has a new man. Just Jared
  • Bruce Jenner isn’t happy about the Kim Kardashian/Kanye West romance. In Case You Didn’t Know
  • Chris Noth is married. Bye, bye Mr. Big. People
  • Emma Roberts and Chord Overstreet reunited. E! Online
  • Britney Spears’ fiance will be her new conservator. Wonderwall
  • Lamar Odom and the Dallas Mavericks are dunzo. Celebuzz
  • Joe Jonas has a new girlfriend. Ace Showbiz
  • Jenny McCarthy might have a new boyfriend. Zap2It
  • Scarlett Johanasson opened up about her “horrible” divorce. Examiner
  • Marc Anthony filed for divorce from Jennifer Lopez despite a last minute attempt at reconciliation. TMZ

 

 

 

 

American Idol Judges Save Jessica Sanchez — Pre-Planned Ambush

When Jennifer Lopez ambushed Jessica Sanchez’s performance on American Idol, I thought, “That had to be pre-planned. Usually the judges are shown convening during the performance, and I smell a rat. Then I came across this article on TMZ, which confirmed my suspicion. The judges new earlier that day that Jessica would be voted off, and the producers pressured them to save her. The entire debacle actually undercut the live aspect of the show, and the excitement of the save. Furthermore, the quality of this season’s performers have to the worst in the history of the show. In fact, I only watch to see Jennifer Lopez’s dresses. Watch the “save” below.


1 of 7 Voted Off (4) ~ American Idol 2012 by HumanSlinky