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It’s official. We are can all start loving Tom Cruise again. Cruise made an appearance at the Mtv Movie Awards as Les Grossman, his hilarious character from ‘Tropic Thunder.’ He was joined by Jennifer Lopez, who appropriately slapped his ass. Watch below, and when you are done – I don’t want to ever hear a negative word about Tom Cruise again. From here on out – the era of Cruise hating is over.
So both Halle Berry and Jennifer Lopez are launching fragrances, and in the side-by-side photo advertisement comparison, I couldn’t help but notice just how terrible Halle Berry’s ad is. My problem is not that she shaded her face. It’s that she shaded her face while revealing her nose, which makes her look like some strange man in the darkness with a gigantic honker (and no – I am not sensitive to this because of my humongous schnoz so back off). I’d also like to point out that she should take Jennifer Lopez’s lead and reveal her face in its entirety. Lopez clearly knows what she’s doing, as she’s launched 16 perfumes which have collectively grossed over $1 billion dollars. If you are going to use your celebrity to sell your own product, then use your celebrity! Don’t cover it up! See the picture by clicking on the link below.
Halle Berry’s Fragrance Ad
Jennifer Lopez will star in Overboard, a remake of the 1987 film starring Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russel. The film will be produced by Will Smith’s production company, and the writer of the original film is said to be working on the remake. No word yet on whether the remake will have a twist on the original story, which centers around a rich stuck up woman that gets amnesia and is taken in by a man that convinces her that she is his wife and the mother of his children. Got that? Seeing as how I still see this movie everyday on cable, I am not too excited about the remake.
Molly Shannon is joining Glee as Sue Sylvestor’s rival. Her character is described as a “busty 45-year-old new astronomy teacher and badminton coach at McKinley High School who is both an alcoholic and a pill-popper.” That sounds wonderful! Jane Lynch is one of the funniest actresses out there, so it only makes sense to put her up against Molly Shannon for insane hilarity. The folks over at Glee sure have been busy with casting decisions during the American Idol hiatus. First Idina Menzel, then Neil Patrick Harris, and now Molly Shannon! Jennifer Lopez is even rumored to appear.
[Image via Ligado Em Serie]