Jennifer Lopez’s New Video With Casper Smart — HOT!

Jennifer Lopez definitely learned from her relationship errors. Every girl starts off life wanting the smart, successful guy that challenges her, and then she quickly realizes that the nice, hot guy makes life is much easier to live. And Casper Smart sure is nice and hot. Plus, did she drink some kind of youth serum? She looks damn beautiful. Perhaps it’s the young boyfriend.

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Juicy & Pointless

  • Wilmer Valderrama is dating Minka Kelly. E! Online
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt says she’s “single,” despite rumors she’s dating her Client List costar, Brian Hallisay. RumorFix
  • Do Today Show co-hosts Ann Curry & Matt Lauer hate each other? Mediaite
  • Glee co-stars Cory Monteith & Lea Michele are going strong. Huffington Post
  • Michelle Williams is dating Jason Segel. Wonderwall
  • Lake Bell is engaged to Scott Campbell. AllThingsGossip
  • Jennifer Lopez is so hot she hurts my eyes. GossipandSoaps
  • Ginnifer Goodwin is dating her Once Upon a Time costar Josh Dallas. Just Jared

 

 

 

 

 

 

Katya Zharkova Proves Modeling Industry Must Change

I love curvy women. In fact, all of my celebrity girl-crushes have curves (see Selma Hayek & Jennifer Lopez). And though I walk out of the room backwards when there’s a man in my bed, the Plus Model Magazine images below have certainly helped with my process. Look below to see America’s Next Top Model contestant, Katya Zharkova, posing naked in heels, and click here to read some startling statistics about the modeling industry.

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Irrelevant & Enjoyable

  • Davy Jones wife almost left him  because he wouldn’t let her flamenco dance at his concert. National Enquirer
  • Is Demi Moore obsessed with Ashton Kutcher? Astrochicks
  • Scream’s Neve Campbell is pregnant. Daily Mail
  • Jon Hamm isn’t getting married or having babies. Yahoo!
  • Rihanna defended her decision to work with Chris Brown. MTV
  • Jennifer Lopez’s manager thinks she dates obsessive guys. E! Online
  • Charlize Theron adopted a baby. New York Daily News
  • Dawson Creek’s James Van Der Beek had a baby. USA Today
  • Alex Pettyfer is engaged to Elvis’ granddaughter.  Just Jared
  • Jennie Garth is getting divorced. People
  • Real Housewives of Orange County’s Tamra Barney is engaged. Radar Online
  • Kelly Clarkson is dating Reba McEntire’s stepson. Us Magazine
  • Olivier Martinez confirmed his engagement to Halle Berry. CBS News
  • Emily Blunt is very pretty. All Things Gossip
  • George Clooney got arrested. GossipandSoaps

 

 

 

Jennifer Lopez Cries Over Jeremy Rosado on American Idol’s Top 12 — Unprofessional?

Jennifer Lopez picked Jeremy Rosado as her wild card during Thursday’s “Top 12” episode of American Idol, and the decision involved a lot of crying. Perhaps I’m an insensitive prick, but aren’t all these talent-show-tears a little unprofessional? It’s a competition show! Buck up! If the judges can’t compose themselves, how will the contestants? I’ve attached the clip below, followed by the very famous scene from A League of Their Own when Tom Hanks says, “There’s no crying in baseball!”

Jennifer Lopez Boxes for V Magazine — Got it Right!

If you go the sexy route for a magazine cover, you should be creative about it. And Jennifer Lopez knocked it out of the park (no pun intended). Her photos for V Magazine were sexy yet original. It takes an artist to put a spin on sex appeal, instead of just recycling old ideas. She even wore a groin protector! Too see the rest of the photos, click here.

Jim Rash Mocks Angelina Jolie’s Leg During Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar Acceptance Speech

The verdict is in, and Jim Rash had the best joke at the Oscars. While accepting the award for Best Adapted Screenplay for his work on The Descendants, Rash imitated Angelina Jolie’s moderately ridiculous pose by over-extending his own leg. Seriously though — even Jennifer Lopez’s green Versace dress didn’t draw this much attention — and it’s not because Jolie’s dress was risqué. It’s because it looked as though Jolie deliberately stuck her leg out of the dress for shock value. It didn’t work. Watch the video below.

American Idol Debacle — Contestants Pass-Out, Faint Constantly

Either American Idol is depriving their contestants of oxygen, or the producers have a knack for choosing very dramatic people. Can someone please explain why every contestant seems mentally unstable? If you can’t hold it together during this phase of the competition, how exactly do you plan to be a star? One contestant actually left the rehearsal to call his mother from a hotel, and the conversation included at least fifty “I love yous.” Perhaps the contestants aren’t eating? Maybe the room is excessively hot? But if that’s true, then why do the judges look perfectly healthy? And did I mention that Jennifer Lopez, Steven Tyler, and Randy Jackson have the worst taste in the history of the show? These singers are horrific.

Jennifer Lopez Discusses Marc Anthony on Letterman — Promotes Q’Viva!

Here at The Dishmaster, I watch a lot of interviews. And there’s no one better to interview than Jennifer Lopez. First, she’s insanely beautiful with a great sense of fashion. And second, you can’t trip her up. She stays honest, while still managing to keep her privacy intact. It’s a delicate dance, and she’s mastered it. Watch her discuss her relationship with Marc Anthony while promoting Q’Viva.

Q’Viva Debuts — It’s Amazing!

When I heard the ratings report on Q’Viva I thought its success was largely attributed to the curiosity surrounding Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s post-divorce interaction. Then I watched the show. And it’s very good. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony travel the world looking for talent, and they definitely find it. There’s a certain type of magic and grit obtained when watching performers in their native country that is impossible to capture otherwise. This show has heart. It might have single-handedly revived my talent-show fatigue. Watch below.