The Dirty Dish — Celebrity News Rundown

Jennifer Lopez wants her last name back from Marc Anthony. WetPaint

Christian Slater got married. People

Zoe Saldana confirmed her marriage. Us Magazine

Simon Cowell’s pregnant girlfriend is divorced. Daily Mail

Nicole Scherzinger and Lewis Hamilton might be getting engaged. Yahoo!

Kardashian is on another epic, anti-public rant. Radar Online

Terrance Howard married his girlfriend of one month. Huff Post

Mark McGrath is getting sued by his band mates. Hollywood Reporter

Diane Lane and Josh Brolin are officially dunzo. TMZ

Is Orlando Bloom dating Liv Tyler? Heavy

Britney Spears is in love. E! Online

La Toya Jackson got married. DListed

Jimmy Kimmel Honored at Variety’s Power of Comedy event

Hollywood’s funnymen joined Guinness and Variety to to support Jimmy Kimmel, who was the Power of Comedy Award honoree at the 4th Annual Variety’s Power of Comedy event. The celebration benefited The Noreen Fraser Foundation, which is a non-profit organization dedicated to women’s cancer research. Enjoy pictures from the event below.

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Adam Carolla and Joel McHale
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Kevin Nealon
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Jimmy Kimmel and Molly McNearney
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Jimmy Kimmel
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Paul Scheer
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Jimmy Kimmel to Eddie Cibrian: “You Married Two Drama Queens”

When Eddie Cibrian told Jimmy Kimmel, “There are some people who are born to create drama and capitalize on it,” Kimmel appropriately zinged him with, “And you married both of them.” Though Cibrian denied it, Kimmel deserves an award for that one. Watch below, and in case you’d like confirmation of Cibrian’s taste in women, just take some time to read Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes’ twitter feed.

The Demise of Kanye West — What Went Wrong?

Hollywood gives all its players a chance to re-live high school . . . the good way. Everyone has six degrees of separation, and that includes A-listers. If you emit disrespect in any capacity — word gets around. Shockingly, this close click of insiders tell me that Kanye West is actually a nice guy. Though it’s seemingly shocking at first glance, further inquiry sheds some light on his current darkness. In short? The man can’t handle the media.

With every attack, Kanye trades humility for haughtiness, pounding his chest while screaming about his world domination. My arm-chair psychology degree tells me that the man is simply insecure, and with each jab, he throws a boulder. His recent outrage surrounds Jimmy Kimmel, who made fun of the rapper’s recent BBC 1 interview (see below), using children to reenact his pompous declarations. I can only assume Kimmel thought of children because Kanye was in fact acting like a spoiled child, whining about his legos while slamming the floor.

Many people speculate that Kanye’s demise began with his mother’s passing, assuming she reeled in these rants. Since then, it can also be assumed that he’s surrounded himself with “yes-men,” and only agrees to do interviews where he may speak freely (he was sandbagged by Matt Lauer — and never quite recovered). My advice to Kanye West is to dismantle his twitter, find some real friends to reign him in, and to host Saturday Night Live. If that doesn’t work — call Alec Baldwin. He’s a master at cleaning up his temper tantrums — and Kanye can learn a thing or two.

Kanye v. Kimmel — It’s War!

There are many words to describe Kanye West, but humorless tops the list. West recently interviewed with BBC 1, in which he engaged in one of his standard pompous rants that’s sadly become a staple for the singer. When Jimmy Kimmel hilariously mocked it with children saying the same lines, West had a predictable twitter-fit. Watch the video below, and Kanye — if you’re listening — have a laugh at least once in your life. No one likes a curmudgeon.

Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Twerk Hoax — SAY WHAT?!!

This is so brilliant I watched it twice to believe it. After 9 million views and a lot of speculation, Jimmel Kimmel finally confessed to having orchestrated the viral twerk video in which its star gets lit on fire while attempting an upside down ass-shake on her door. If you’re going to compete in late-night televison, you have to get creative, and this sure was creative. WATCH BELOW.

Howard Stern Takes Over Jimmy Fallon — Offers Tonight Show Advice

Howard Stern appeared on Jimmy Fallon and, true to form, took over his show. He arrived with some sage advice, telling Fallon that he needs to amp up his “killer instinct” to compete with Kimmel and sack his beloved “game week,” which Stern called boring. In fact, I was astonished to discover the Fallon didn’t take Stern’s advice in the moment, and instead opted to keep in game week rather than prolonging his Stern interview for a third segment (something most late-night hosts do if the interview is going well). Here’s my advice to Fallon: If you going to secure the king of all media for your show, you should listen — and GAME WEEK SUCKS. Watch below.

Leno Out, Fallon In? Late-Night Rumors Resurface

The Tonight ShowHere we go again. Rumor has it that NBC is looking to replace Jay Leno with Jimmy Fallon as the host of The Tonight Show when Leno’s contract expires in 2014. Though Leno still has competitive ratings, NBC allegedly fears that Kimmel is a strong contender for the coveted 18-34 market, and when Leno’s star fades, CBS might poach Kimmel if Letterman retires, which will tank NBC. Too confusing? Here’s a shorter summary: Leno has an expiration date, and NBC wants to stay ahead of the game before Kimmel becomes king.

While NBC needs a game plan, since they have yet to get a hit show on the air, my suggestion is that they find the right team of people to make creative decisions before they become doomed with another late-night debacle. The first one was embarrassing enough, and they won’t survive another. So until I see a ratings surge in other areas, I’d hold off on trusting the executives behind these “rumors”

Sarah Silverman & Jimmy Kimmel Reunite — For Laughs

Matt Damon hijacked Jimmel Kimmel’s show in retaliation for Kimmel’s historically terrible treatment, and his revenge included booking Sarah Silverman, who hasn’t been on the show since her breakup with Kimmel (Kimmel has since become engaged to his head writer). Damon asked Silverman what it was like to date Kimmel, and she equated it with vile street-side food. Kimmel has long confessed the awkwardness of maintaining a friendship with his long-term ex, so it’s good to see they’ve managed to move on. As you can see below, comedy trumps all awkwardness — even the ex-boyfriend kind.