Tabloid Gossip: Your Dirty Dish

Iggy Azalea hated her fiance when she first met him. People

‘Modern Family’ recast their son. Moviefone

Kelly Rutherford refuses to return her kids to France. Us Magazine

Caitlyn Jenner and Kris Jenner reunited. E! Online

Miranda Lambert is drinking away her divorce sorrow. TMZ

Donald Trump implied Megyn Kelly is hormonal. TV Guide

Chris Brown and his baby mamma are at war. E! Online

Jimmy Kimmel threw Justin Theroux’s bachelor party. MSN

Are Kendall Jenner and Nick Jonas dating? Jezebel

The Bachelorette’s Nick Viall thinks Shawn Booth changed Kaitlyn. The Inq

Lenny Kravitz’s penis fell out — and his daughter reacted. Just Jared

One Direction’s Zayn Malik ended his engagement to Perrie Edwards. ICYDK

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are going strong. The Stir

Jay Z connected Kanye West and Taylor Swift. Pop Sugar

Are Rihanna and Lewis Hamilton dating? Hollywood Life

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are getting divorced. CNN

50 Cent’s bankruptcy papers are very revealing. Yahoo!

Full House Reboot Headed to Netflix

Full House returns with a 13-episode reunion, following a now adult DJ Tanner, her bestie Kimmy, and her sister Stephanie, as they move in with her to help her raise her teenage daughter. Fan favorites will hopefully guest-star on the show, assuming Netflix makes the right offer and they accept. As of now, the deals are up in the air. Watch John Stamos tell Jimmy Kimmel about the exciting new reboot.

David Arquette’s Has On-Air, Howard Stern Meltdown

For years I was under the impression that David Arquette needed to be set free from the clutches of Courtney Cox, but judging by his post-divorce behavior, perhaps that prison was necessary. While he’s a welcome Howard Stern guest, his recent antics are troubling. The issues began when Stern insisted it might be too soon for Arquette to remarry and Arquette took offense. The concern culminated when Stern saw Cox in Los Angeles at Jimmy Kimmel’s house instead of calling Arquette. Marriage is theoretically supposed to be a happy experience. If the man can’t even feign happiness during the first few weeks, then he has far bigger issues than Howard Stern’s disloyalty. And furthermore has Howard Stern learned nothing from Artie Lange? This is slowly moving from wack-pack to nervous breakdown.

Jimmy Kimmel Stole J.B. Smoove’s Double-Eye-Patch Joke: WATCH NOW

J.B. Smoove’s standout comedic style is currently unmatched, and he’s most notably proved his place in the industry with his frequent, hilarious Howard Stern appearances. During one such appearance Smoove recounted many of his rejected SNL sketches that resulted in Smoove being known as the “pitch king” by his peers. Stern and Smoove surmised that the sketches got axed because they can only be executed Smoove himself. When Smoove returned to Stern for today’s interview, he indicated many of those mentioned jokes were stolen, most notably his “pirate-with-a-double-eye-patch” sketch. Shockingly, it was Jimmy Kimmel that stole the joke. After intense research, I found the stolen sketch which, as predicted, is not as funny without Smoove. Watch below to see Kimmel’s ‘Movie the Movie 2V’ from 2013, in which Kimmel simulates a stupid film trailer in a post-Oscar parody.

Cameron Diaz Out-Kayaks Jimmy Kimmel — WATCH NOW

Reliable sources tell me that Cameron Diaz is the coolest chick around, and the blonde bombshell solidified that status during a kayak race with Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show. Watch Diaz and her guns get the best of the late night host.

Mindy Kaling’s Crop Top is not “Courageous”


“It takes a lot of effort to look like a normal/chubby woman.”

Mindy Kaling visited Jimmy Kimmel and gave one of the most honest interviews I’ve ever seen on television. Kaling addressed the many bloggers who deliver backhanded compliments about her weight, calling her “courageous” for wearing a crop top and insisting that she “doesn’t subscribe to the ideals of beauty that other people do.” Kimmel kindly empathized, noting that others are constantly commenting on his weight. Watch below.

Jimmy Kimmel Covers Esquire — Talks Jimmy Fallon, Poop, & Pranks

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Jimmy Kimmel covered this month’s Esquire Magazine, and the late night funnyman gave us an inside look at some behind-the-scenes action, along with some very gross details about his father. Check out some choice quotes below.

On Jimmy Fallon:

My only complaint about Jimmy Fallon is the first name: Jimmy. People get us mixed up all the time. No one remembers which Jimmy is which. Or they think I’m him, which can only make you feel like you should be him. Actually, he says the same thing happens to him. Jimmy. He’s like an athlete out there. He can jump high, act, sing. He’s a true performer. I’m a broadcaster. That’s how I come at this. Not a stand-up, not an actor, not a commentator. A broadcaster.”

About his pranks:

“I always found that it’s not entirely bad, because the victims always tend to come through. They show their humanity. They go beyond their limits—try to help, drive to places that don’t exist, and come back to ask what they should do next, if only to make it all stop. I’m the asshole, yes, but they generally reaffirm their humanity. I always end up recognizing the fact that people are basically good.”

On Rob Ford:

“The truth is, right now, Rob Ford is keeping me in business. There’s new video every day. The mayor of Toronto throwing candy canes at small children. The mayor wandering into a dance club. I don’t even have to write it. I sit back and watch him. He’s pranking the world.”


About his job:

This is the job. The only job for a person like me. I mean, I like to draw. I’m really good at it. I’m a good artist, and I think that’s what I would have done had radio not worked out for me. But here I am. You won’t see me doing anything else in the next twenty-five years.”

About texts from his father:

My dad is fond of texting me pictures of his poop.” He sighs, looks at the phone. “They can be fairly impressive, but it’s always a little stunning.” Simply put: Why? “He’s just proud,” Kimmel says. “But he wants me to beg him to stop.”



Ashton Kutcher v. Charlie Sheen: Jimmy Kimmel Throwdown

In an earnest plea to be released from Charle Sheen’s twitter enslavement, Ashton Kutcher took to Jimmy Kimmel to ask Charlie Sheen to stop talking about him. Watch below to see Kutcher remind Sheen that three full years have passed since Sheen’s Two and a Half Men departure.

Howard Stern’s Headliners: Jon Bon Jovi, John Fogerty, & Steven Tyler

Howard Stern will celebrate his sixtieth birthday at the Hammerstein Ballroom on January 31st, and he has officially announced some of the evening’s hottest headliners. Hosted by superfan Jimmy Kimmel and presented by SiriusXM, the powerhouse event will have performances from some of Stern’s most-loved musicians, including Jon Bon Jovi, John Fogerty, & Steven Tyler. As for the other A-listers, confirmations are coming, but Stern has hinted at some big names. And though it pains The Dishmaster to divulge this, I tried and failed to get tickets to the King’s big day. Rumor has it I’m not the only person who’s been listening for more than half my life, so I’ll take the hit with my head held high. There’s still hope, so I’d encourage all my readers to keep their fingers crossed on my behalf.