If two of my exes went to lunch together, I imagine the conversation would go something like this: “Isn’t The Dishmaster
really great in bed? Wow, I really did miss out on an amazing thing. Perhaps we should call her right now and beg for her to take us back.” Seriously though — the idea of two people I dated sitting in a room together is quite possibly my version of hell. I wonder how Jake Gyllenhaal felt about it. According to Us Weekly, Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift shared a lunch, and the conversation included a discussion on how self-absorbed Jake can be. I can’t say I believe the story, though. Did someone wearing a wire? Unless a very nosy individual at the neighboring table blabbed to Us Weekl
y, I can’t imagine that this is true. Having said that, I’m certain Jake lost sleep just thinking about it.
Taylor Swift’s skirt flew up at a recent concert, and the blogosphere is taking aim at her choice of underpants, calling them “granny panties.” There’s a very important point that’s being lost here. Taylor Swift is a calculated genius. She obviously chose those under-garments as a safety measure IN CASE her skirt flew up, and it worked. I’m sure she doesn’t go on dates with men in those things — only I would do that.
I’m actually starting to feel sorry for Kanye West. When Britney Spears’ new song
knocked Kanye out of the number one spot, he tweeted her
, saying, “Yo Britney, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you be #1, but me and Jay-Z single is one of the best songs of all time.” Apparently, Kanye West is not allowed to make fun of himself, because no one has a sense of humor, including Britney Spears. Spears’ manager, Adam Leber, replied to Kanye’s tweet, saying, “Thanks for “letting” us be #1. Much appreciated.” Can we all stop picking on Kanye West please? Enough is enough. The guy made a mistake, and his mistake actually catapulted Taylor Swift into super stardom. Also — give the guy permission to make a joke for goodness sakes.