Taylor Swift Debuts New Video — Wears Scrunchie

To quote my very funny friend, Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriend is probably thinking, “Thank God we are never getting back together.” Sure that sounds mean, but it’s really a knock on her horrific new song than it is an attack on her character. Watch the video below. Unless you’re twelve, I’d say you probably won’t like it.

Kathie Lee Confirms Taylor Swift Crashed the Kennedy Wedding

It appears that Taylor Swift’s squeaky clean star is starting to dim. In what can only be classified as a badass move, Kathie Lee Gifford officially confirmed that Taylor Swift crashed a Kennedy wedding when she refused to leave despite being asked twice. Apparently her boyfriend forgot to RSVP and the mother-of-the-bride felt Swift’s attendance would detract from her daughter’s big day. It takes some nerve to stick around when you’re not wanted, and it takes even bigger nerve to publicly deny the occurrence when multiple witnesses say otherwise.

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Tabloid Gossip — Week-in–Review — WHAT’S NEW?

  • Former Elliot Spitzer call-girl, Ashley Dupre, is engaged and pregnant. She met her future husband while he was married to someone else. Go figure. NYP
  • Nicollette Sheridan’s ‘Desperate Housewives’ lawsuit hit another setback. MSN
  • Former Bachelorette Trista Sutter got a boob job. She Knows
  • Did Justin Theroux give Jennifer Aniston a diamond? ICYDK
  • Chad Johnson got married . . . and then arrested . . . and then divorced. PopCrunch
  • Kelly Clarkson is in love. People
  • Anderson Cooper’s boyfriend might be cheating on him. The Stir
  • Taylor Lautner has a new girlfriend. Perez
  • Jenny McCarthy and her boyfriend broke up. Yahoo!
  • ‘Melrose Place’ hottie, Grant Show, got married. AceShowbiz
  • Pamela Anderson is still hot. And she’s got the Baywatch swimsuit to prove it. The Sun
  • Ryan Lochte is very good-looking — even in a pink speedo. TMZ
  • Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson won’t appear at the final ‘Twilight’ conventions — for obvious reasons. Zap2It
  • Taylor Swift & Connor Kennedy were spotted holding hands. Just Jared

 

 

 

 

Taylor Swift’s ‘We Are Never Getting Back Together’ — Record Breaking Schmaltz

I know Taylor Swift is infallible, and I realize what I’m about to say will be met with the same eye-rolls as my Tom Arnold/Roseanne post, but her new song is cringe-worthy. The lyrics are so literal, I found myself uncomfortable while listening, and the spaces involving her prosaic dialogue reminded me that early fame might have stunted her adult development. It’s time to move her music to a more mature place. But I need not apologize to Taylor Swift for this post — the song is already on it’s way to breaking records.

The Dishmaster Returns! — Tabloid Recap

I’ve returned from a very relaxing vacation, which involved some much-needed bonding time with some very good friends. Thanks to all my loyal readers for sticking around, and thanks to my mother for making me lots of delicious bagels for breakfast every morning. And in case you didn’t keep up with the celebrity gossip while I was gone, I’ve listed all the extremely important news items below. Enjoy!

 

  • Sienna Miller gave birth. Pop Sugar
  • Claire Danes is pregnant with her first baby. Us Magazine
  • Kris Humphries might have a pregnant ex-girlfriend. TMZ
  • Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes are negotiating a divorce settlement. E! Online
  • Kimberly Stewart showed-off her baby with Benicio Del Toro. Radar Online
  • Katy Perry reveals the reasons for her divorce from Russell Brand in her new film, ‘Part of Me.’ Hollywood Life
  • Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively look happy. People
  • Singer Lily Allen is pregnant. Perez Hilton
  • Barney Frank married his longtime partner. New York Times
  • Serena Williams won her fifth Wimbleton title. Yahoo! Sports
  • George Clooney & Jennifer Aniston are still friends. Jezebel
  • Kelly Osbourne might be a brat. MSN
  • Jennifer Lopez is hot. The Superficial
  • Justin Bieber is a bad driver. Pop Crunch
  • ‘Magic Mike’ costars Channing Tatum & Alex Pettyfer hate each other. Celebitchy
  • ‘True Blood’s’ Joe Manganiello has a new girlfriend. Celebrity Pop
  • Spoiler Alert: Who does Emily Maynard pick on ‘The Bachelorette’? Astrochicks
  • Taylor Swift might be dating Patrick Schwarzenegger. Boston

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

John Mayer on Taylor Swift: “She Humiliated Me”

It’s not every day that I agree with John Mayer, so mark your calenders because this will likely never happen again. When asked about Taylor Swift’s “Dear John” revenge song about Mayer, he said, “It made me feel terrible. “Because I didn’t deserve it.” He added that, “It was a really lousy thing to do,” and it’s “cheap songwriting,” explaining that “It’s abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, ‘Wait til he gets a load of this!’ That’s bullshit.” Though I understand that songwriting is often akin to revealing one’s diary, Swift’s approach strikes me as an inauthentic attempt to insult an ex, rather than relate to the public.

Joel McHale Spoofs Taylor Swift — HILARIOUS


I’m constantly defending my love for Taylor Swift, and I’m constantly told by my musician friends that I’m ridiculous. But it’s not until I came across Joel McHales very funny spoof of the singer that I finally understood the criticism. There’s no need to explain further — just watch the brilliance below.
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Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Newsy Nonsense

  • The Big Bang Theory’s Kelly Cuoco is no longer engaged. Huffington Post
  • Taylor Swift and Tim Tebow might be engaged. New York Daily News
  • Janet Jackson said no to X Factor. MTV
  • Eddie Murphy and Toni Braxton might be dating. Daily Mail
  • Tiger Woods was betrayed by his former coach, Hank Haney. USA Today
  • Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have a new baby boy. People
  • Ashley Tisdale & Martin Johnson made their red-carpet-debut as a couple. Us Magazine
  • Uma Thurman is pregnant. Pop Crunch
  • Russell Brand has a new girlfriend. Rumor Fix
  • Lamar Odom got demoted from the Dallas Mavericks. Bossip

 

 

Taylor Swift Sings “Mean” at the Grammys — Excellent

I’ve always loved Taylor Swift, but her performance of “Mean” at the 2012 Grammys was especially good. Though her vocal prowess is limited, she makes up for it with stage presence. And in the performance below, she’s clearly using that stage to sing directly to those who wronged her. It must have been of notable enjoyment when she said, “someday I’ll be singing this at the Grammys and all you’re ever gonna be is mean.”


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Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Love & Madness

  • Beyonce & Jay-Z released their daughters baby pictures, thereby skipping a multi-million dollar payday. Tumblr

  • The Hills’ Whitney Port is dating the associate producer from her former show, The City. Celebuzz
  • Taylor Swift broke up with her boyfriend we never new about.  Digital Spy
  • The Halle Berry/Gabriel Aubry custody war continues. The Superficial
  • Nick Cannon apologized to his ex-girlfriend, Christina Milian, for cheating on her.Wonderwall
  • Kourtney Kardashian is having a girl. Daily Mail
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvestor Stallone ended up in bed together. TMZ
  • Courtney Cox hasn’t had sex in a year. Stuff
  • Dexter costars Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C. Hall may have reunited.Us Magazine
  • Russell Brand doesn’t want Katy Perry’s money. Pop Bytes