Bruno Tonioli Lays into Kate Gosselin on ‘Lopez Tonight’

Bruno is not very nice.  He went on ‘Lopez Tonight’ and called Kate Gosselin “dreadful crap.”  This poor woman.  She is the only contestant on the show that actually represents what the show was originally supposed to be about: taking non-dancers and pairing them up with professionals.  Unfortunately, almost every contestant on ‘DWTS’ this season has professional experience.  Gee, I wonder if a gold medal figure skater can dance on the floor instead of the ice?  Or if a Pussycat Doll can convert dancing on the stage to dancing in the ballroom?  It just isn’t fair.  At least she’s getting paid a big some of money though to be insulted.  Watch his tirade below.

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Kate Gosselin is a Reality Television Rock Star

You have to hand it to the women.  She has eight mouths to feed and probably no income coming in from her ex-husband, so why not land two reality shows?  TLC has signed Kate for ‘Twist of Kate’ and ‘Kate Plus 8.’  On ‘Twist of Kate,’ she will be offering advice to women inspired by her, and ‘Kate Plus 8’ will follow the format of ‘Jon and Kate Plus 8’ but without the dead weight that was Jon Gosselin.  I predict Jon Gosselin will lodge a court battle to keep his kids off her show, in hopes of getting a big payout to drop a lawsuit.  We’ll see what happens.   

Oprah’s New Talk Show Revealed

Oprah will be doing a late night talk show on her new network, OWN.  Radar Online reports that she will be interviewing guests at locations around the world.  Because this is her own 24-hour network, I am sure you will be getting many announcements about the other shows that she will airing to fill the time.  That sure is a lot of programming that she has to take care of!  We’ll see how this little experiment works out.  Everything she touches turns to gold though, so I have high hopes.   

Rihanna Debuts New Single on ‘American Idol’ . . . in a Catsuit

Rihanna debuted her new single, ‘Rock Star 101,’ on ‘American Idol’ tonight.  The performance consisted of her saying the line “I’m a rock star” over and over again while throwing her head around and walking around the stage.  The judges were conspicuously absent from the performance, which means that it was pre-taped, and not live like the show hopes you’ll believe.  The best part of it was her outfit, which I will describe in case you’re not in the mood to play the video below.  Here goes: it’s very tight and very leather . . . or pleather – I can’t tell. 

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Watch the Cast of ‘Glee’ on Oprah

The cast of the Fox hit show ‘Glee,’ was on Oprah today, and needless to say, the “Gleeks” were very excited.  The show has become a smash hit, so it was only fitting that the Queen herself invited them for a sit down.  With this and the recent Rolling Stone cover, I’d say they’ve made it.  Watch the interview below.  I promise there are plenty of chances to see the yummy Matthew Morrison.  He’s gotta be gay right?  He can’t be that incredible looking and be able to sing me to sleep.  Enjoy!

The New York Times Responds to Rupert Murdoch: ‘We’re Not Happy’

News Corp. Chairman and CEO Rupert Murdoch accused the New York Times of clearly being partial toward Obama in their coverage.  In his interview with the National Press Club he said, “I have great respect for the Times, except it does have very clearly an agenda.  You can see it very clearly in the way they choose their stories, what they put on Page 1 — anything that Mr. Obama wants.”  He then went on to very comically proclaim that Fox News is in fact impartial, as they “have both sides in [their] news shows.”  The Times responded by stating that “the goal of The New York Times is to cover the news as impartially as possible. Any claim to the contrary is simply wrong.”  First of all, everyone is nuts.  Certainly they are both biased in their coverage, but if the Times and Murdoch are going to get into a pissing contest about who leans more one way or the other, my biased guess is that Fox News would loose.  They don’t just “lean” to the right, they infiltrate it. 

Jimmy Fallon Impersonates Kate Gosselin’s ‘Dancing with the Stars’ Performance

This is definitely worth taking the time to watch.  I’m not sure I realized just how challenged Gosselin is at the art of dance until I watched Fallon’s impersonation.  I’m still rooting for her though.  Watch it below, and click on the second video if you want to see Gosselin’s original performance.

Slash Wears ‘Team Coco’ Pin on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’

I guess it’s clear where Slash’s allegiance lies in the late night feud.  He appeared on Leno to perform a song from his self-titled solo album, wearing a ‘Team Coco’ pin to support Conan O’Brien.  This is a pretty crafty way of showing his Leno defiance, given that boycotting the show altogether would make Slash miss out on some beneficial album promotion.  Click the link below to see a picture of Slash wearing the pin. 

Slash Wearing Pin