Radio Shack Wins the Super Bowl — See the Full Cast of 80’s Characters

Radio Shack won the Super Bowl advertisement game with their self-deprecating poke at their dated brand, debuting our favorite 80’s icons, including Hulk Hogan, Cliff from Cheers, Alf, Kid N’ Play, Ponch from C.H.I.P.S, Dee Snider from Twisted Sister, Slimer from Ghostbusters, Chucky from Child’s Play, Bubo from Clash of the Titans, the California Raisins, Jason, Teen Wolf, Doc Brown, Mary Lou Retton, Sgt. Slaughter, Devo, Slim Goodbody, and Back to the Future’s Delorean. Watch below to see the old and new Radio Shack.

Madonna Joins Mley Cyrus — MTV UNDONE

Madonna’s failed attempt to stay relevant landed her in a pathetic zone of desperation. The entire debacle happened on MTV Unplugged, where Miley Cyrus and Madonna tried to strip down their music. Instead, Miley stripped and Madonna . . . well — WATCH BELOW.

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Wendy Williams has on-air Meltdown: Cries About Son

Tim Gunn once said that if you stay too long in the monkey house, eventually you will stop smelling the shit. Such is the case for Wendy Williams, who is in need of a serious spa day to unwind outside the Hollywood insanity. Williams cried on the air about her teenage son who she feels hates her. It’s unclear in what world Williams think it’s appropriate to openly air her dirty laundry on national television, but perhaps she learned a thing or two from those ridiculous reality stars she often features on her show. Watch below.


Taylor Swift’s Hair Flip — WATCH NOW

Taylor Swift is getting a brutal beating by bloggers everywhere, who are not only making fun of her incorrectly thinking she won album of the year, but also her very strange head-banging during ‘All Too Well.’ Because swift is unable to laugh at herself, I’ll join the fun. Watch her head-banging below.

Jude Law, Sienna Miller, Daniel Craig — Affairs, Betrayal, & Payoffs

In a shocking sequence of events, Jude Law admitted in court that his family members sold stories to the press about his personal relationship with Sienna Miller. During the Old Bailey phone hacking trial, Law admitted to confronting Daniel Craig about his affair with Miller, insisting that Craig should confess to his then-girlfriend about his indiscretions. Though Law suspected a leak due to the wealth of inside details, he had no idea that his close relatives accepted money in exchange for the information.

While it’s shocking enough that Law’s close relatives sold stories to the press, it’s equally shocking that Jude Law’s affair with the nanny almost tanked his career, only to find out that Sienna Miller likely cheated first. Here’s the timeline: Law found out about the Miller/Craig affair shortly after her sister’s wedding in 2005 (the same time Law slept with his nanny). Because Layer Cake filmed prior to 2004, the math indicates Miller was the first offender. And even if that’s not the case, Miller slept with a man who was in a relationship at the time, thus making her extremely unlikable. At any point in time, Jude Law could have revealed this information to save his public persona, yet he chose to remain silent. The truth is stranger than fiction.

UPDATE: My research is still ongoing. It’s possible Jude was the first offender. Story developing.

UPDATE #2: Sienna Miller and Daniel Craig might have had a liaison on the 2003 set of Layer Cake, but they were both single at the time. Months later, Craig began dating Satsuki Mitchell, and Miller began dating Law. Law had an affair with his nanny in March 2005, and he and Miller reconciled shortly thereafter. Miller than cheated with Daniel Craig who was still in a relationship with Mitchell. Law discovered the affair around September 2005, called Craig to berate him, and broke up with Miller at the beginning of October. CONCLUSION: Law was the first offender, but Miller is no better. She cheated with a taken man. Craig and Mitchell remained together until 2010, and he’s now married to Rachel Weisz.

Jonah Hill and Leonardo DiCaprio Reenact Titanic — WATCH NOW

My favorite part of Jonah Hill’s monologue was Leonardo DiCaprio’s appearance, which is ironic because that’s the very essence of the joke. In fact, the idea that DiCaprio can make fun of himself is a refreshing update on his consistently serious demeanor. Watch Jonah Hill and Leo DiCaprio reenact the famous Titanic scene below.

Quentin Tarantino Sues Gawker — Copyright Violation

Quentin_TarantinoIf you’re a celebrity with expendable income, you should chuck your excessive purchases in favor of fighting the twisted online culture that violates copyright for sport. Such is the case with Quentin Tarantino who learned the hard way that you can’t trust anyone — not even SIX PEOPLE. Tarantino gave six insiders his new Hateful Eight script, only to discover that it somehow ended up online. My uneducated guess is that one of those people handed it off to an assistant to copy, and — you know the rest. Tarantino has since decided to shelve the script in its entirety, having lost all motivation to shoot it. He’s also suing Gawker for publishing a link to download the script, saying, “Gawker Media has made a business of predatory journalism, violating people’s right to make a buck. This time they’ve gone too far. Rather than merely publishing a news story reporting that Plaintiff’s screenplay may have been circulating in Hollywood without his permission, Gawker Media crossed the journalistic line by promoting itself to the public as the first source to read the entire screenplay illegally.” Hopefully, Tarantino will win, and bloggers everywhere will stop engaging in behavior that ruins the gift of Quentin Tarantino.

Taylor Swift Performs ‘All Too Well’ — Odd Hair Flips Ensue

Taylor Swift performed her Jake Gyllenhaal love song at the Grammys and somewhere toward the middle of the ‘All Too Well’ performance, the beauty began to melt into anger. The transition started when Swift executed a rather odd hair flip, followed by a boil-your-bunny gaze into the camera. Watch below.