Derek Hough is undoubtedly the best choreographer on Dancing With the Stars, and that was demonstrated again last night by his extremely original take on the Samba, which included a very fun Bollywood spin. Watch below, and take notice of Maria’s very flat stomach. It’s incredible.
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Maksim & Melissa Dance Foxtrot — Nerdy Hotness
The Dishmaster has a Monday night ritual of drooling over Maksim Chmerkovskiy on Dancing With the Stars. He’s just so damn beautiful. And last night was a special treat, because the man wore glasses. I sure do love a hot nerd. Watch below.
Howard Stern Tells His AGT-Hating Fans to F*ck Off — Hilarity Ensues
Howard Stern always produces his best content when he’s angry. And today he topped himself. In response to his fans’ annoyance with his ‘America’s Got Talent’ talk, Stern told them to f*ck off, saying, “The whole [radio] show for the last 35 years has been about what I do. I am finally doing something interesting besides sitting in my apartment waiting for the next show. And I know everybody wants to hear about it. But then as soon as I do it, everybody is like ‘Hey man, Fuck off.’” Listen to his hilarious rant below, which was sparked by Robin’s inquiry about his week in Vegas filming ‘America’s Got Talent.’
Quote of the Day — Lena Dunham Had Gay Boyfriends
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“It’s happened to me more than once, and my mom says it must be genetic because she has a couple of them in her past, too. Our hope is that what it means is that we are a comfortable resting place for a guy who is figuring things out. Our fear is that we turn men gay.” Lena Dunham, writer, creator, and actress for HBO’s ‘Girls,’ on her experience dating men who later became gay.
Jennifer Lopez’s New Follow the Leader Video — Sexy Overload
The best beauty regimen for women is exiting a bad relationship. Such is the case with Jennifer Lopez, whose hotness seems to have reached a maximum level since her divorce. Dating a hot younger man might also be a contributing factor. Watch below to see her sexiness in her new “Follow the Leader” video.
Lifetime’s “The Conversation” — Best Interview Show
Amanda de Cadenet’s new show has been endlessly promoted, but I didn’t bother watching it until tonight. I’m glad I did. The format is appealing, especially because it circumvents the traditional bubble-gum, six minute interviews. My favorite line came from Jane Fonda in the first episode who addressed her marriage to Ted Turner, saying that if she stayed with him, she would have “died married, [but she] wouldn’t have died whole.” Watch the trailer below and click here to watch the full episodes.
Rihanna Performs on SNL — Too Slutty?
I’ve officially had it with Rihanna. If you know The Dishmaster, then you know I’m a prude. That being said, I think anyone would agree that dancing on stage while slapping your vagina isn’t the best course of action on national television. Sexy is fine — slutty is not. Watch below.
RIP Adam Yauch — May You Party in Heaven
AnnaLynne McCord Sans Makeup — OMG
I have mixed feelings about this. Though I appreciate AnnaLynne McCord’s effort to remove the veil between celebrities and real people, I also don’t think it’s the best idea. It’s one thing to remove airbrushing, it’s another to remove all excess and look ordinary. Sure she’s still beautiful, but there’s a certain mystique celebrities should maintain, and removing that mystique removes star-power.
Robert Downey Jr. on Jay Leno — Hotness Overload
I feel a special connection with Robert Downey Jr. given our extensive love affair that’s been going on for years in my mind. Watch him on Jay Leno promoting The Avengers, and you too might fall in love. Hands-off though — he’s exclusive to The Dishmaster’s fantasy-man list.