I don’t know much about music, but I sure as hell know when a weird, high pitch sounds pierces my ears. What on earth is the strange, repeating sound in the background, and what genius thought it up? My God that’s annoying. Listen below.
Category: General
Quote of the Day — January Jones Eats Her Placenta
“I have a great doula who makes sure I’m eating well, with vitamins and teas, and with placenta capsulation. Your placenta gets dehydrated and made into vitamins. It’s something I was very hesitant about, but we’re the only mammals who don’t ingest our own placentas. It’s not witch-crafty or anything! I suggest it to all moms!” Mad Men’s January Jones, on eating her baby’s afterbirth. I’d like to send a gigantic “you’re welcome” to my readers for this story. Additionally, there are also some mammals that throw shit at each other. Perhaps January Jones should do that too.
Quote of the Day — John Edwards Doesn’t Like Hookers
“These allegations are false, defamatory, and he puts those who would publish or repeat them on notice that they acting with actual malice by reporting or repeating them. He has demanded a complete retraction from the only source being quoted.” John Edwards’ attorney, on the allegations that he is connected to a prostitution ring. Good thing he cleared that up, because . . . you know — his image is important to him.
Should Kim Kardashian Press Charges Against the Flour Bomber?
Leave it to a quickie marriage to make Kim Kardashian lawyer savvy. She’s suing left and right for use of her image, and she’s standing firm on the Kris Humphries annulment issue. And now — she’s got a flour-bomber to deal with. When asked whether she’d sue the woman who attacked her on the red carpet, Kardashian said she’s thinking about it. If it were me, I’d not only press charges, I’d sue her too. Kardashian has the money, and the more celebrities who sue, the more likely it is that this type of behavior will end.
Jessica Simpson’s Hair — Where is Ken Paves?
The one thing I’ve learned about getting arbitrarily angry at people, is that aside from looking like a lunatic, there will come a day when you’re in need of a friend, and you can’t survive life alone. One such person who could use that advice is Jessica Simpson, who hasn’t looked the same since breaking up with her gay-best-friend/hair-dresser — Ken Paves. Rumor has it that Jessica’s current boyfriend forced the rift with Ken. Regardless, she should mend that relationship quickly. Watch the first clip to see what her hair looks like now, and watch the second clip to see what it looked like when Ken was involved.
Snooki & The Situation Done With Jersey Shore?
When a woman gets accidentally pregnant, there are many normal issues to consider. But when you’re on a hit MTV show and your entire career is predicated on partying, those issues become much more unique. And since there’s nothing funny about watching a mother get drunk and party, MTV is quickly planning for the future of their most lucrative enterprise, and they’ve therefore decided to phase Snooki out of their lineup. As for The Situation, there’s also nothing funny about watching a guy party when he has a known drug addiction. I sure hope those two clowns saved their money. It was fun while it lasted. Also — let this be a lesson to use birth control, especially when you have a few good years left on the biggest money-making-adventure of your life.
Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Celebrity-Mania
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- Reese Witherspoon is pregnant with her third child. Yahoo!
- Lizzie McGuire is a mom. GossipandSoaps
- Are Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna a couple? Radar Online
- Jerry Lee Lewis is on his way to his seventh marriage. Wonderwall
- Tori Spelling is pregnant five months after giving birth to her third child. AllThingsGossip
- Is Miley Cyrus engaged to Liam Hemsworth? EarSucker
- Jessica Simpson is carrying a very big baby. PopSugar
- Camille Grammer is leaving Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Us Magazine
- Did Johnny Depp bang an Olsen twin? The Superficial
- ROBH’s Taylor Armstrong dumped her married boyfriend. Opposing Views
- Seann William Scott (A.K.A. “Stifler”) is engaged. People
- Model Adriana Lima is pregnant with her second child. Just Jared
- Nicollette Sheridan’s lawsuit ended in a mistrial. She lost by one vote. TV Guide
- Goodbye, Teen Mom. It was fun while it lasted. Astrochicks
Vintage Quote of the Day — Ally McBeal
Diane Keaton Interview — AARP Magazine
Diane Keaton is one of my favorite actresses in Hollywood. She’s a fearless legend who never compromised her individuality for the Hollywood bigwigs. Enjoy quotes from her AARP interview below.
On Aging:
“Let me tell you the best part about getting older. The best part is that I’m still here and, because the end is in sight, I treasure it all more. That’s why I don’t worry about crying in a scene anymore. Now it comes easily. I know the emotion’s all there.”
“You have to live life that way, you know? Take risks. Do things you can’t imagine. ’Cause hey, why not, right?”
On the Possibility of Plastic Surgery:
“I haven’t had it, but never say never. Because when you do, you are definitely going to go there. I said I would never have intercourse before I was married, and I did. I said I would never go to a psychiatrist, and I spent much of my life in psychoanalysis. I’ve done all kinds of things I said I wouldn’t do and, of course, now I’m glad. Thrilled.”
On Her Battle with Bulimia:
“With bulimia, I never expected sympathy or for people to understand. What I cared about was the secret I kept. It felt like a burden. I never told my mother.”
“It’s amazing how the dark secrets inside us don’t matter much to the outside world.”
On Her Dream Role:
“A really out-there role where I let it all hang out. Get totally enraged. Go to an extreme. I have not really had that opportunity, and I hope it will happen.”