Category: Television

NBC accomplished the impossible today, landing the great Arnold Schwarzenegger as the next host of Celebrity Apprentice. The Terminator star doesn’t need the money, and he’s certainly not in need of reality television to sustain his brand. But why not? He’s got some seriously hilarious sound bites and his success speaks for itself. Although he’s not exactly an entrepreneur, he’s a clear example of how unrealistic dreams are possible, having moved with ease from body builder to movie star to Governor. This is something I’ll be watching, and even Trump approves.

Congrats to my friend @Schwarzenegger who is doing next season’s Celebrity Apprentice. He'll be great & will raise lots of $ for charity.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 14, 2015

Fashion Police returned with Melissa Rivers as its host, and the show shockingly stood on its own merit. Joined by Giuliana Rancic and Brad Goreski, with a special appearance from Margaret Cho and NeNe Leakes, the ladies covered the 2015 Video Music Awards, and left no stone unturned. As for whether Melissa Rivers lack of comedic prowess played a part in her hosting gig, the writers beautifully weaved in subtle jokes without being too try-hard. She can only survive as a straight man, so the off-color, bold jokes of the Joan Rivers’ era won’t work. Though Rancic is a throw-away staple, and Brad’s contribution remains to be seen, Cho and Leakes deserve a permanent spot on the panel. They serve as quick-witted counterparts to Melissa’s straight-man status, which is needed without Joan. Plus, NeNe is fearless, and she’s probably the only person who can hilariously scream about Miley’s “flat ass” and disguise it as a complement. 

  When Caitlyn Jenner’s kids decided to ditch ‘I Am Cait’ upon learning that it would be produced by the same team that did ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ (Bunim/Murray), they were onto something. According to her son, Brandon Jenner, who spoke about his decision to forgo the show, “You go on E!’s Web site, the Bunim/Murray Web site, and you look at all the shows, every one of them is a circus.” The production company pushed back at the time, saying “Our track record speaks for itself,” and reminded the world that they broke ground in 1993 with ‘The Real World’s’ portrayal of Pedro Zemora, as he publicly revealed his H.I.V. status during a time when the world wasn’t quite ready to hear it. While that might be true, times have changed, and so has Bunim/Murray. In fact, its lead pioneer and co-creator of The Real World, Mary-Ellis Bunim, passed away in 2004, and though the brand’s focus changed long before her death with shows like ‘The Simple Life,’ for example, it certainly begs the question of her influence.

When I first began watching ‘I Am Cait,’ it became immediately clear that Caitlyn’s kids were right, and the show wouldn’t work. First, it should have been a documentary, not a reality show, which would warrant a different creative team.  Though there are video diaries that somewhat delve into a documentary format, they severely missed the mark. In true documentary style, they should have followed Jenner before and immediately after each surgery, getting a raw reaction and showing the recovery. I realize that might not be something Jenner was comfortable with, but authenticity is key, so go big or go home. Second, some of the most compelling aspects of Caitlyn Jenner’s life is her failure as a father, especially with the four children from her first two marriages that she left behind. They’ve since reconciled, but I’d like to see an honest interview about those relationships, perhaps even featuring her ex-wives. If you are going to show your life, then show it — warts and all. Third, If the sole reason Caitlyn Jenner’s children chose not to appear in the show has to do with the production company, then I’d have chosen a different production company, because without the kids — there’s no show. Caitlyn simply isn’t compelling enough to carry an hour as a solo star (especially without the content I just mentioned), and the only “friends” on the show are clearly casting choices rather than true emotional connections. Does she have other childhood friends, and are they simply too uncomfortable to appear? Or was Bruce Jenner a hermit that alienated everyone, thereby pushing out any potential for long term friendships? And if it’s the latter, be honest about it, because this doesn’t work without honesty.
 
 
The only saving grace for the show occurs when the Kardashians appear, and their resentment toward the way Caitlyn has handled her transition in the media (by bashing their mom) would explain why they aren’t series regulars. Plus, they have a brand to protect, and appearing on too many shows will over saturate their audience. One thing; however, is clear. Caitlyn Jenner underestimated Kris Jenner’s genius, because if it were Kris’ show tanking, the Momager would find a way to save it. 

To think that some people go their entire lives without finding true love, and Nick Viall has found it twice, both times curated by ABC, and both times on national television. To be fair, he knew this season’s Bachelorette prior to the show’s start, but he sure is a lucky man with an open heart. Are his intentions pure, or is he seeking to extend those fifteen minutes? Something tells me this guy is getting dumped twice, and he had his heart set on setting himself up as the next Bachelor. Unfortunately for him, it’s looking like a lost cause. Plus, he’s not a fan favorite — to say the least. Watch a clip from the finale below.

If you’ve never watched Graham Norton, you’re missing out. The always-fresh format places unlikely celebrities on a couch beside one another, and hilarity ensues. Watch as Chris Pratt declares his love for trashy reality television, and impersonates the British version of America’s ‘Jersey Shore.’