Courtney Love “Accidentally” Posts Naked Photo on Twitter — Removes Account
Remember my post below about celebrities that should not make the press for their bad behavior? That applies everyone except Courtney Love, whose bad behavior is just so original and interesting. Courtney Love posted a naked picture of herself on twitter, and the blogosphere erupted with very mean comments about how terrible she looks. Ordinarily I would feel sorry for her, but she really did look terrible. If you’re going to post a naked picture, you might as well ensure that you have the proper lighting, because just about everyone can look good in the dark — trust me, I know. Love’s excuse? She “accidentally” posted the picture, and it was really intended for her boyfriend. I would first like to advise Courtney that even your boyfriend deserves good lighting and the proper angle. I’d also like to point out that her excuse is terrible. She clearly has “poster’s remorse.” Also — please come back to twitter — your antics are welcome.
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Did Jon Stewart Defend Rick Sanchez?
If I wasn’t in love with Jon Stewart before, I certainly am now. After Rick Sanchez was fired from CNN I was curious if Stewart would dance on his career grave. Instead, he handled the situation with the utmost tact, and even helped Sanchez in the process. Stewart suggested that “he’s not even sure Sanchez believed what he was saying,” and then played clips of Sanchez discussing his intolerance for bigots. He closed with the statement, “Sanchez — consider yourself unbusted.” I agree with Stewart’s intimation that Sanchez’s diarrhea of the mouth was more about stupidity than any kind of prejudice against Jews. That being said, CNN should have a higher standard for their “journalists.”
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It’s Official: Lisa Rinna Fixed Her Upper Lip
Though I picked on Lisa Rinna in the previous post, I actually like Lisa Rinna. Unlike many Hollywood celebrities, she owns her flaws, and has a good sense of humor about herself. I know this because she often appears on Howard Stern, and when Stern makes fun of her she laughs it off in stride. During her last appearance, he inquired about the status of her upper lip, and she said she has been trying to fix it for years. Apparently, Rinna injected silicone into her lip before modern medicine came up with a better solution, and she has been unable to fix it ever since. On her new reality show, Harry Loves Lisa, she was taped at the doctor’s office, where she tried to reverse the effects. Judging from the picture to the right, it worked. Congratulations to Lisa Rinna for no longer having butt cheeks on her face. Alright, that was mean. I like her — I swear I do.
Harry Hamlin & Lisa Rinna’s Store Robbed? — I Smell a Rat
Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin have officially proven why they quit acting in favor of reality television. While promoting their new reality show, Harry Loves Lisa, Hamlin answered his cell phone mid-interview, to reveal that their clothing store, Belle Gray, had been robbed. Lisa feigns shock, in what might be the worst acting job I’ve ever seen. My guess is that their store was actually robbed recently, and they thought it might be good for their show to act as if the robbing occurred during the interview. After all, isn’t it defamation to mention a security company by name as being “terrible?” But then again — all press is good press. Watch below.
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Celebrities that Reveal Too Much About Their Relationship
Vanessa Minnillo & Nick Lachey — In a recent interview with Parade Magazine Vanessa Minnillo said that she and Nick Lachey shower together twice a day, because they like to talk while they are “soaping up and doing their hair.” Call me a killjoy, but is there anything interesting about the thought of these two gossiping in the shower like school-girls? Some things are better kept in the relationship vault.
Hilary Swank — Hilary Swank exposed Chad Lowe’s drug addiction to Vanity Fair after they divorced. Lowe wasn’t pleased with her disclosure, saying he was “disappointed that the details of [his] relationship became public.” But that wasn’t the first time Swank revealed unnecessary relationship details. When discussing her new boyfriend, she said that she often walks around naked in front of his six year old son. Perhaps she can join Nick and Vanessa in the shower.
Angelina Jolie — You would think that Angelina Jolie learned her lesson after carrying around Billy Bob Thornton’s vile of blood. Though she’s tempered the crazy, she still discusses her relationship in the press. Her most abhorrent disclosure involves Brad Pitt, when she said she would love for her children to watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith because, “not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.” The problem? — Pitt was married to Jennifer Aniston during the filming of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and Aniston was unaware of their connection. Aniston later said that it was “completely uncool” for Angelina to discuss it, and then retracted her statement after it caused a press frenzy.
Leann Rimes — Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian cheated on their spouses with each other, and both enjoy publicizing their relationship on twitter. Why? — Because if you’re going to cheat on your husband or wife, why not rub it in?
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Says Football Commercials Aren’t “Family Friendly” — Isn’t the Game Worse?
On today’s episode of The View, Elisabeth Hasselbeck complained about the inappropriate commercials that air during football, because she likes to watch the game with her young children. Nothing pleases me more than picking on Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who unequivocally supports the Republican party, no matter what the issue. As Jon Stewart said during his infamous Crossfire interview, that kind of mentality is “bad for America.” Having explained my bias, I will now begin my Hasselbeck attack. No commercial is more violent or disturbing for a young child than the game of football itself. Perhaps she should ban her young children from watching the giant men in tights crash into each other instead of worrying about Viagra commercials. Watch her explanation below at the 21 minute mark.
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Mariah Carey’s Image — What Went Wrong
I’ve always been a huge Mariah Carey fan, not only because of her voice, but also because of her personality. She seemed to be the only major superstar that was down to earth. You would never know that information though, based on her recent image in the press. Ever since she married Nick Cannon, she’s become an inaccessible caricature of herself. She recently slipped at a concert and arrived at the airport in a wheelchair. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had handlers spritzing her with Evian water too. Rumor has it she’s pregnant, which might explain the wheelchair, but if I were representing her, I would advise her to tweet something self-deprecating about it. Otherwise, she looks like a strange diva that needs to be wrangled. There are also many stories in the press about her insane entourage, and she often admits to it with a laugh. I’m sick of it. Watch a vintage interview with Mariah below, so you can see what I mean about being down to earth. She discusses her divorce from Tommy Mattola with Barbara Walters. It’s time for a new Barbara Walters interview.