Robert Downey Jr. Tells Howard Stern That His Penis is of “Average Size”

Robert Downey Jr. had a hilarious interview on Howard Stern today in which he answered questions about everything under the sun, including: his sex life with Susan Downey; his take on Don Cheadle replacing Terrance Howard in the ‘Iron Man’ sequel, his therapy sessions, and whether he is currently sane. Downey did not disappoint. He was a great sport, and my favorite part was when Stern told him that he heard about his gigantic penis, and Downey humbly deemed himself “average.” I think he was just trying to make Stern feel better about Stern’s tiny penis. So sweet of him.

The Dish – Tabloid Review

Mel Gibson denies that he cheated on Oksana Grigorieva with porn star Violet Kowal while Grigorieva was pregnant.  Grigorieva has yet to confirm the reports, but she originally told the press that they split “suddenly and recently,” and the “truth will come out.”  Gibson is such a stand up guy, I can’t possibly believe he’d be a cheater.
Anne Hathaway’s new boyfriend Adam Shulman, is being accused of theft.  He allegedly walked off with a mural painted by street artist Mr. Brainwash.  The mural was on a building in Manhattan’s Meatpacking district.  If this story is true, she sure knows how to pick them.    
Larry King and his wife Shawn King have reconciled.  To quote the great Howard Stern, “why get half of Larry’s money when you could have all of it.”
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt may not film the series finale of ‘The Hills.’  I suppose if you want to stay on a television show, you should refrain from accusing the Executive Producer of sexual harassment.
Britney Spears and her boyfriend/manager Jason Trawick have “split professionally.”  They are officially no longer mixing business with pleasure.  He’s just her boyfriend now.
Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft is pregnant.  Love really does exist outside of television. 
Matt Lauer and his wife, Annette Roque, have split amidst reports that he cheated.  Lauer reminds me of that dorky kid in high school that never got the girl and now that he’s famous he wants as much pussy as humanly possible. 

Jamie Foxx Responds to Howard Stern Calling him Gay

Jamie Foxx responded to Howard Stern calling him a homosexual, with a series of insults that makes me hope Jamie Foxx disappears off the face of the planet.  First of all, he called Stern’s sidekick, Robin Quivers, a “nigger bitch.”  Second, he joked about Artie Lange’s horrific suicide attempt.  Third, he denied being gay, with a series of gay impersonations that I found to be juvenile and offensive.  The funny thing about this is that I actually believe Jamie Foxx to be a homosexual.  I’ve heard it amidst many Hollywood rumors, and Stern’s confirmation convinced me.  Though I admit I’ve never actually seen him have sex with a man.  Anyways, he’s a horrible person for all of the above reasons.  Listen to the audio below and judge for yourself.  

Howard Stern Calls Lost the "Biggest Hunk of Shit on the Planet"

I laughed so hard when I heard this!  Like Stern, I stopped watching ‘Lost’ after Season 2, because I thought it was going nowhere.  I have a lot of friends who will chastise me for admitting that though.  Certainly I might get a backlash from some other insane ‘Lost’ fans as well.  His quote came about when his sidekick, Robin Quivers, announced that the ‘Lost’ finale may garner the same ad revenue as the Super Bowl.   

Howard Stern Implies that Jamie Foxx is a Homosexual

Jamie Foxx started a feud with Howard Stern after Stern insulted Gabourey Sidibe of ‘Precious,’ when he called her too fat for Hollywood.  Stern responded on his radio show today, with many references to Foxx being a homosexual.  He began by saying that he had a lot of information about Foxx that would be embarrassing for him, but he wouldn’t mention it.  He then spent five minutes basically outing him, with about every other line being a gay pun.  Brutal.  All I can say is, don’t mess with Howard Stern.  To hear Stern’s comments, listen below.  To hear what started the feud, listen to Jamie’s comments in the second clip.   

Ben Stiller Reveals the Truth Behind Sacha Baron Cohen’s Squashed Oscar Bit

Ben Stiller was on Howard Stern last week and discussed his nixed ‘Avatar’ bit that he was set to do with Sacha Baron Cohen at the Oscars.  Many of you might remember Stiller dressed in blue at the Oscars, while making fun of ‘Avatar.’  Stiller was originally supposed to do the bit with Sacha Baron Cohen, who backed out at the last minute, allegedly because Oscar Producer’s feared that Cohen would offend James Cameron.  Cameron came forward and said that he didn’t mind being made fun of, but many still thought that Cameron’s feelings were behind the nixed bit.  Stiller put the rumors to rest, saying that Cohen himself pulled out of the bit, and it had nothing to do with either Cameron or Oscar Producers.  Click on the link below to watch Stiller at the Oscars. 

Stiller Making fun of Avatar 


Affairs in Review: Other Celebrities that Caught their Man Cheating Via Tabloids

In the real world, when you find out that someone you know is being cheated on, you wonder whether it’s appropriate to tell the person.  Do they really even want to know?  Is it my business to spill the beans?  In Hollywood, the tabloids do the dirty work for you.  Unfortunately, Sandra Bullock is not alone.  Other celebrities that found out about affairs through the tabloids include: Sienna Miller; Halle Berry; and Uma Thurman.  Uma Thurman admitted on Howard Stern that she found out about Ethan Hawke’s affair through the National Enquirer.  Hawke allegedly cheated on her with an actress on one of his films and interestingly later married the nanny that he and Uma shared while they were married.  Halle Berry confessed to Oprah that Eric Benet admitted to cheating on her after she threatened to sue a tabloid about the story.  Jude Law confessed to cheating on Sienna Miller with his children’s nanny after Britain’s The Sunday Mirror broke the story.  Would they have found out otherwise?  Who knows.

[A picture on set of the 1950 film ‘September Affair’]

It’s Official: The Court Rules Against Anna Nicole Smith

In case you forgot, this case has been going on for years now.  The Federal Appeals Court ruled against the estate of Anna Nicole Smith today.  The court came down in favor of the estate of Pierce Marshall.  Pierce Marshall was the son of J. Howard Marshall (the Texas billionaire that Anna Nicole married).  When Pierce was alive, he was adamantly fighting to keep the 300 million dollars in question from going to Anna Nicole.  Now, neither party is alive to see the result.  This does effect Anna Nicole’s daughter though, who would have been the only heir set to inherit the money.  The only upside of this is that Anna Nicole’s scumbag lawyer Howard K. Stern will not be getting any of this money either.  He was working on a contingency basis for her, and he was set to get a substantial percentage of the money had she won. 

Gabourey Sidibe’s Mother Tells Howard Stern to "Get a Life"

Howard Stern has been in hot water recently about some comments he made about Gabourey Sidibe’s weight.  Many celebrities have responded to his comments, including Jessica Simpson and the women of ‘The View.’  Now Gabourey’s mother has come forward, saying he should “get a life.”  I listened to his show that day, and though I thought his comments crossed the line, I did not anticipate such a media frenzy.  Hear him respond to the criticism below.