Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Shoot Inspired by Marilyn Monroe — Unoriginal?

It’s time for celebrities everywhere to get over Marilyn Monroe. I get it — she was beautiful, tortured, and talented — but can’t someone think of a more original person to copy? At least Jennifer Aniston had the bright idea to copy Barbra Streisand. Lindsay Lohan has hopped on board the copy-cat train with her new Playboy shoot, where she will be “channeling” Marilyn Monroe’s Tom Kelley nude pictorial. No word yet on whether she’ll follow this up with a Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her arm like Megan Fox. Further Reading: Karina Smirnoff Poses for Playboy — What’s the Point?

Tabloid Gossip: Week-in-Review

  • Jennifer Aniston threw a chair at a director.  ICYDK
  • Blake Lively and Leonard DiCaprio broke up. TV Guide
  • Kristin Davis adopted a baby girl. People
  • Baywatch star David Chokachi had a baby girl. CelebrityBabyScoop
  • The Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore cheating tabloid debacle continues. Radar Online
  • Alexander Skarsgard is sexy. The Superficial

Brad Pitt on Jennifer Aniston Debacle — “Woe is Me”

 

Oh Brad — you have such a way of making yourself into the victim. As part of his cleanup tour, Pitt address the Parade-Magazine-Interview controversy, saying, “I think it’s a shame that I can’t say something nice about Angie without Jen being drug in.” The only snag? Brad Pitt — not the media — is solely responsible for Jennifer Aniston’s name re-surging in their love-triangle mess. And furthermore, if he’s upset that Aniston is getting mentioned, then don’t mention her — regardless of the context. Did I mention that he and Angelina Jolie have a history of taking insensitive, inappropriate actions in the media? If I left my husband for another man — I might be a little nicer. Below are examples of their insensitivity. Enjoy.

  • “Because of the film, we ended up being brought together to do all these crazy things, and I think we found this strange friendship and partnership that kind of just suddenly happened. I think a few months in I realized, ‘God, I can’t wait to get to work.'” Angelina Jolie on developing feelings for Brad Pitt while they worked on set together. Celebitchy
  • ‘Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.’ Brad Pitt on whether his children would see Mr. and Mrs. Smith, a movie he shot while still married to Jennifer Aniston. Daily Mail
  • Shortly after leaving Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie posed for W Magazine as a faux family to promote Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Of Pitt’s decision to engage in the shoot, Jennifer Aniston famously said that he was missing a “sensitivity chip.”
  • Before their romance was confirmed, Pitt and Jolie took a secret trip to Africa and were busted by the tabloids. Apparently, he didn’t tell Aniston about the trip, and when she saw the photos, she said, “the world was shocked and I was shocked.”

Brad Pitt Apologizes for Jennifer Aniston Quote — Was He Wrong?

 

Brad Pitt tried to worm his way out of some hot water recently, after his interview with Parade Magazine caused a tabloid fury. Here’s his original quote:

I spent the ‘90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic. It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage [to actress Jennifer Aniston] had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.

When the predictable Jenifer-Aniston-related outrage followed, Pitt immediately did damage-control, saying:

It grieves me that this was interpreted this way. Jen is an incredibly giving, loving and hilarious woman who remains my friend. It is an important relationship I value greatly. The point I was trying to make is not that Jen was dull, but that I was becoming dull to myself — and that, I am responsible for.

I’m going to keep this short and sweet. Pitt’s follow-up is just as douchey as his original quote. Both he and Angelina Jolie need to leave Jennifer Aniston’s name out of their mouths for eternity. There’s no possible way for him to discuss his ex-wife without the tabloids going nuts, so it’s only fair for him to keep his mouth shut. Because he unilaterally ended his marriage, and he ended up with someone who’s also extremely famous, he owes his ex the courtesy of remaining silent.

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Love Gained & Lost

  • ‘Glee’s’ Jane Lynch had an affair with her friend’s lover. Contact Music
  • ‘True Blood’s’ Joe Manganiello and his fiance split up. Us Weekly
  • ‘Mad Men’s’ January Jones gave birth to a baby boy named Xander. Huffington Post
  • ‘Sideways” Virginia Madsen went public with her much younger lover.  People
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new man.  Celebuzz
  • Ashlee Simpson went public with her new man, Vincent Piazza, at the ‘Boardwalk Empire’ premiere. E! Online
  • Justin Theroux may or may not have shaved his beard for Jennifer Aniston. Either way, those two look hot together. Wonderwall
  • Eva Longoria and her ex-husband, Tony Parker, no longer speak. MSNBC
  • ‘American Idol’s’ Pia Toscano and ‘Dancing With the Stars’‘ Mark Ballas broke up. Reality TV Magazine
  • Charlie Sheen is making the rounds on his new, “I’m clean & sober” tour. Radar Online
  • ‘Girls Next Door’ star, Kendra Wilkinson, revealed the details behind her depression. In Touch
  • Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell are getting married soon. If Paul McCartney stills believes in love after such a public divorce — there’s hope for everyone. Hello Magazine
  • The infamous White House wedding crasher, Michaele Salahi, left her co-conspirator husband for Journey guitarist Neal Schon. Washington Post

 

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review

  • Alyssa Milano and David Bugliari had a baby boy. Just Jared
  • Charlie Sheen bought Denise Richards a house — she didn’t want it. PopBytes
  • Kim Kardashian may or may not be trying to buy back her sex tape. TMZ
  • Robert Downey Jr. and his wife are expecting a baby. PopSugar
  • Angelina Jolie isn’t pregnant and isn’t getting married. Vanity Fair
  • Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are back on. People
  • LeAnn Rimes ex-husband, Dean Sheremet, remarried. E! Online
  • Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds dating rumors have returned. Hollywood Life
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt was spotted out with a new man. Monsters and Critics
  • Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux moved in together. Wonderwall
  • Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed set a wedding date after 28 years together. LA Times
  • Kellan Lutz has a new girlfriend. Us Weekly

Tabloid Weekly Update: Breakups, Makeups, and Babies

  • Green Mile actor, Doug Hutchison, 51, married Alexis Stodden, 16.  Her parents approve. If only my parents were that open-minded.  The Blemish
  • Hugh Hefner let his ex-fiance, Crystal Harris, keep her $90,000 engagement ring. She was spotted trying to pawn it.  Now that’s love.  Celebrity Dirty Laundry
  • Former Bachelorette contestant Chris Lambton is engaged to former Bachelor contestant, Peyton Wright.  Who says you can’t find love on reality television? People
  • Ashlee Simpson was spotted kissing ‘Boardwalk Empire’ actor, Vincent PiazzaInquistr
  • Amanda Seyfried and her on-again/off-again love interest, Dominic Cooper, might be back together. They were seen shopping — and men don’t shop with women unless it’s serious.  Pop Sugar
  • Emma Stone is dating her Spiderman costar, Andrew GarfieldUs Magazine
  • Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were spotted hugging  Perhaps they are back together.  Celebrity-Gossip
  • Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz got married. Congrats to the very good-looking couple.  Just Jared
  • Grey’s Anatomy star, Sara Ramirez, is engaged.  E! Online
  • Reggie Bush is dating a Kim Kardashian look-a-like.  The Frisky
  • George Clooney dumped Elisabetta Canalis.  Apparently, “she drove him nuts.”  Pop Eater
  • Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were photographed snuggling.  She looks very happy.  iVillage
  • Famed chef, Curtis Stone and ‘Lipstick Jungle’ star, Lindsay Price, are expecting a baby.  Celebrity Baby Scoop

 

Tabloid Gossip: Breakups, Makeups, and Babies

  • Denise Richards will write a new memoir detailing her “love story” with Charlie SheeniVillage
  • Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green will renew their wedding vows.  Showbizspy
  • Paris Hilton and her longtime boyfriend, Cy Waits, are “reevaluating” their relationship.  E! Online
  • Mel Gibson is dating Greek gothic model, Stella Mouzi.  Etibits
  • Jennifer Aniston may have ended Justin Theroux’s 14 year relationship with Heidi Bivens.  New York Post
  • Lady Gaga is back together with Luc Carl. PopCrush
  • Vanessa Hudgens moved on from Zac Efron to Josh Hutcherson. Astrochicks

Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend is ‘Sex and the City’s’ Pre-Mature Ejaculator

Carrie Bradshaw had many famous boyfriends on ‘Sex and the City.’ Often times I’d find myself getting attached, only to be sadly disappointed when they were quickly written off the show. One such favorite was Vaughn Wysel, a character in the episode entitled, ‘Shortcomings.’ He was a writer with a great family, and Carrie liked him until finding out that he was a two-pump-chump (I’d like to apologize to my father for that description, but I simply could not think of a more eloquent way to say it. Either my writing needs work — or I’m simply too perverse to call myself a lady). As it turns out, Vaughn was played by Justin Theroux, who is currently Jennifer Aniston’s new squeeze. Let’s hope he’s more capable in real life. To see a clip of his episode, watch the video below, and fast-forward to the end.
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Why Do Jennifer Aniston’s Reps Get So Angry About Dating Rumors?

When tabloids discuss Jennifer Aniston’s love-life, her team goes on an immediate attack. The latest rumor, is that Aniston is dating Justin Theroux. Her rep immediately denied the rumors, calling out the tabloid in question and insisting that there were three other people at the dinner. Judging by her team’s reaction, you’d think she was rumored to be having an affair with a married man. Is it really necessary to deny every single dating rumor? There’s been about four in the last month, none of which are damaging to her reputation. Is it better for the public to perceive her as a frigid bitch that never dates? If I were her, I’d just roll with it.