Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review

  • LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian got married.  Backseat Cuddler
  • Denise Richards says that she and Charlie Sheen are “not in the best place.”  Music and Mischief
  • Rihanna and Usher are reportedly hooking up.  Hollywood Life
  • Charlie Sheen told his fans to “help him get his job back.”  Radar Online
  • Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Aniston might be dating again.  In Case You Didn’t Know
  • Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christenson are back together.  Just Jared
  • Jerry Seinfeld and Donald Trump are in a fight over President ObamaHuffington Post
  • Ali Landry (the girl that Mario Lopez cheated on during his bachelor party) is pregnant with her second child.  Good for her.  Celebrity Cafe
  • Oprah has rejected pleas to save All My Children.  Pop Crunch

 

    Courtney Cox Appears on Howard Stern — I Officially Love Her

    For months, David Arquette has insisted to Howard Stern that Courtney Cox loves him, and she would appear on his show if not for her team of people advising her against it. Today marks the official day that Courtney Cox pushed her team aside to appear on the greatest show in the history of entertainment. She surprised Howard Stern to finally discuss her side of their marriage ending, and there were some great revelations. Stern asked Courtney why she rejected David’s sexual advances at Disney World, and Courtney said it “just wasn’t the appropriate time” and she “didn’t want to confuse the issue.” She also said that part of the problem in their relationship was that David could never emotionally console her without “getting a boner.” David accused her of “just being over him” and then said, “it’s time to move on.” Courtney replied with, “wow, that’s heavy.” She also said that even though he wants her back he seems happier now that he’s single. Stern didn’t seem to help the situation, insisting to Arquette that it’s “over and Courtney doesn’t want [him] anymore.” My favorite part of the interview was when Stern asked Courtney if it would freak her out if David dated Jennifer Aniston and she said, “yes, that would freak me out.” Stern then told David, “you gotta do it.” Overall, I’m still not sure if David and Courtney have any chance of reuniting, but I am definitely sure that I love Courtney Cox. Any girl who can air their dirty laundry on Howard Stern, is a cool chick. Listen to audio from the interview below.

    Tabloid Gossip — Week in Review

    • Tyrese says it’s expected for men to cheat, and Wendy Williams head almost exploded.  Bossip
    • Eva Longoria discusses her divorce from Tony Parker with Piers Morgan.  TV Squad
    • LeAnn Rimes posted a picture of herself in a bikini on twitter in the exact same pose that Brandi Glanville posted months ago.  Coincidence — or an attempt to take a jab at her Eddie Cibrian/her boyfriend’s ex-wife?  The Superficial
    • Matt Lauer may leave The Today Show.  Socialite Life
    • The Reviews are in — Your Highness gets destroyed.  The Stir
    • Tina Fey is pregnant with her second child.  The Frisky
    • Dancing With the Stars’ Karina Smirnoff is posing nude for Playboy.  People
    • Kate Gosselin is being sued by her marriage counselor for unpaid fees.  Ear Sucker
    • Lindsay Lohan Responded to Betty White’s slam.  Ace Showbiz
    • Jennifer Aniston hates dating.  Pop Eater
    • Selma Blair shows off her pregnant belly — and her horse.  Pop Sugar

    Brooklyn Decker v. Jennifer Aniston — I’d Take Jennifer!

    There’s a lot of hot-chick competition between Brooklyn Decker and Jennifer Aniston in their new film, Just Go With It, and the blogosphere seems to prefer Brooklyn Decker.  Though I’m sure Jennifer Aniston is thrilled to be compared to any woman besides Angelina Jolie, I have to confess that I think Jennifer Aniston’s hotness factor reigns supreme.  In fact, there’s no competition.  Perhaps I’m just jealous of Brooklyn’s gigantic boobs, though.  Nah — I want Aniston’s body  . . . and hair (actually, my hair is awesome — I’ll just take the body).



    Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston are Unscripted — And Unfunny?

    I hate to pick on these two, especially since I actually like both of them, and I plan on seeing Just Go With It. But judging from the interview below, they might want to stick to the script. Moviefone does an “unscripted” interview format, where the actors ask each other questions, and it inevitably goes awry. Actually, it never goes awry, which is why it turns out so darn boring. Perhaps there needs to be a trained interviewer to guide the conversation? I’m not sure. All I know is that a whole lot of nothing gets said, and there’s a lot of senseless giggling.  Watch below at your own risk.

    Jennifer Aniston Hated her ‘Friends’ Haircut — Gasp!!!

    How dare she!  In a recent interview, Jennifer Aniston revealed that she hated her famous haircut from Friends, calling it the “ugliest haircut she’s ever seen.”  In truth, this is actually pretty funny.  I’ve always said that Jennifer Aniston would make a great dinner date, because that whole good girl persona is just an act.  Can you imagine what she’d say about you know who if she had a couple of drinks?  As an aside, I’d like to note that I have tried for years to duplicate the Rachel haircut, and no hair dresser has been able to achieve it.  So thanks to Jennifer Aniston for saving me some time.  The Rachel requests are officially over!

    Joan Collins Insults Jennifer Aniston — Itching for Press Attention Joan?

    Want to know how to get your irrelevant name back in the press? Insult an A-lister, of course.  Joan Collins told the Daily Mail that while Jennifer Aniston is “cute,” she’s certainly no Ava Gardner or Lana Turner.  She also cited Angelina Jolie as the only beautiful actress of today’s generation.  First of all, I’d like to see the interviewer’s question to prove that Collins gratuitously insulted Aniston to get attention in the media.  I would like to also point out that many of the stars that Collins mentioned were deliberately glammed up beyond recognition because that was the style of the time.  Strip off their makeup and slap them in a pair of jeans, and I doubt you’d be singing the same tune.  Second, Jennifer Aniston is damn beautiful.  I won’t compare her beauty to that of Angelina, because their celebrity triangle needs to die — I’m sick of it.  Third, lay-off Jennifer Aniston.  Hasn’t the girl been abused enough in the press?

    UPDATE: Jennifer Aniston’s camp responded to this by saying there is “no need to engage with this nonsense.”

    Celebrities that Reveal Too Much About Their Relationship

    Many celebrities love to talk about their relationships in the press, presumably because if your significant other is famous, it’s two for the price of one, which basically guarantees a tabloid mention.  Below are a list of culprits.

    Vanessa Minnillo & Nick Lachey — In a recent interview with Parade Magazine Vanessa Minnillo said that she and Nick Lachey shower together twice a day, because they like to talk while they are “soaping up and doing their hair.”  Call me a killjoy, but is there anything interesting about the thought of these two gossiping in the shower like school-girls? Some things are better kept in the relationship vault.

    Hilary Swank — Hilary Swank exposed Chad Lowe’s drug addiction to Vanity Fair after they divorced. Lowe wasn’t pleased with her disclosure, saying he was “disappointed that the details of [his] relationship became public.” But that wasn’t the first time Swank revealed unnecessary relationship details. When discussing her new boyfriend, she said that she often walks around naked in front of his six year old son. Perhaps she can join Nick and Vanessa in the shower.

    Angelina Jolie — You would think that Angelina Jolie learned her lesson after carrying around Billy Bob Thornton’s vile of blood. Though she’s tempered the crazy, she still discusses her relationship in the press. Her most abhorrent disclosure involves Brad Pitt, when she said she would love for her children to watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith because, “not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.” The problem? — Pitt was married to Jennifer Aniston during the filming of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and Aniston was unaware of their connection. Aniston later said that it was “completely uncool” for Angelina to discuss it, and then retracted her statement after it caused a press frenzy.

    Leann Rimes — Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian cheated on their spouses with each other, and both enjoy publicizing their relationship on twitter. Why? — Because if you’re going to cheat on your husband or wife, why not rub it in?

    Underrated Movie of the Week: ‘Management’

    People often accuse Jennifer Aniston of being a one-dimensional actress.  The truth is, she’s starred in many films that add to her acting resume, but they just don’t garner the same type of attention.  One of those movies includes the underrated film, Management, starring Jennifer Aniston and Steve Zahn (one of my favorite actors).  The movie is about a sales executive (Aniston) who ends up staying at a dumpy hotel for the night, where she meets a loser that works there (Zahn).  Zahn courts Aniston, and if it were anyone but Zahn playing the role, his character would have come off as a crazy stalker. The plot takes some strange and unpredictable turns throughout the film, but you’ll just have to rent it.