Tabloid Gossip — Links & Things

 

  • Megan Fox is pregnant. Celebuzz
  • Evan Rachel Wood gave birth. MSN
  • Adrienne Bailon has yet to claim her baggage. Bossip
  • Jodie Sweetin’s ex-factor just got more complicated. TMZ
  • Will.I.Am might join American Idol. E! Online
  • Simon Cowell put a baby in a married woman’s belly. NYDN
  • Raven Symone put one foot out of the closet. CNN
  • Jennifer Aniston is a bare-faced beauty. People
  • The Real Housewives of New Jersey have some real problems. THG

 

 

Vintage Interview: Nicole Kidman on Tom Cruise Divorce

Divorce is hard enough, but public divorces are presumably even harder. That being said, they do provide for some timeless zingers that are worth reliving. Aside from Jennifer Aniston’s claim that Brad Pitt was missing his “sensitivity chip,” this one takes the cake. Watch Nicole Kidman tell David Letterman that she can “wear heels now.”

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in–Review — WHAT’S NEW?

  • Former Elliot Spitzer call-girl, Ashley Dupre, is engaged and pregnant. She met her future husband while he was married to someone else. Go figure. NYP
  • Nicollette Sheridan’s ‘Desperate Housewives’ lawsuit hit another setback. MSN
  • Former Bachelorette Trista Sutter got a boob job. She Knows
  • Did Justin Theroux give Jennifer Aniston a diamond? ICYDK
  • Chad Johnson got married . . . and then arrested . . . and then divorced. PopCrunch
  • Kelly Clarkson is in love. People
  • Anderson Cooper’s boyfriend might be cheating on him. The Stir
  • Taylor Lautner has a new girlfriend. Perez
  • Jenny McCarthy and her boyfriend broke up. Yahoo!
  • ‘Melrose Place’ hottie, Grant Show, got married. AceShowbiz
  • Pamela Anderson is still hot. And she’s got the Baywatch swimsuit to prove it. The Sun
  • Ryan Lochte is very good-looking — even in a pink speedo. TMZ
  • Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson won’t appear at the final ‘Twilight’ conventions — for obvious reasons. Zap2It
  • Taylor Swift & Connor Kennedy were spotted holding hands. Just Jared

 

 

 

 

The Dishmaster Returns! — Tabloid Recap

I’ve returned from a very relaxing vacation, which involved some much-needed bonding time with some very good friends. Thanks to all my loyal readers for sticking around, and thanks to my mother for making me lots of delicious bagels for breakfast every morning. And in case you didn’t keep up with the celebrity gossip while I was gone, I’ve listed all the extremely important news items below. Enjoy!

 

  • Sienna Miller gave birth. Pop Sugar
  • Claire Danes is pregnant with her first baby. Us Magazine
  • Kris Humphries might have a pregnant ex-girlfriend. TMZ
  • Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes are negotiating a divorce settlement. E! Online
  • Kimberly Stewart showed-off her baby with Benicio Del Toro. Radar Online
  • Katy Perry reveals the reasons for her divorce from Russell Brand in her new film, ‘Part of Me.’ Hollywood Life
  • Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively look happy. People
  • Singer Lily Allen is pregnant. Perez Hilton
  • Barney Frank married his longtime partner. New York Times
  • Serena Williams won her fifth Wimbleton title. Yahoo! Sports
  • George Clooney & Jennifer Aniston are still friends. Jezebel
  • Kelly Osbourne might be a brat. MSN
  • Jennifer Lopez is hot. The Superficial
  • Justin Bieber is a bad driver. Pop Crunch
  • ‘Magic Mike’ costars Channing Tatum & Alex Pettyfer hate each other. Celebitchy
  • ‘True Blood’s’ Joe Manganiello has a new girlfriend. Celebrity Pop
  • Spoiler Alert: Who does Emily Maynard pick on ‘The Bachelorette’? Astrochicks
  • Taylor Swift might be dating Patrick Schwarzenegger. Boston

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MTV Movie Awards — Jennifer Aniston is a Hot Dirtbag

There’s a fine line between girl-envy and a girl-crush, and my sexual confusion makes it difficult to decide Jennifer Aniston’s category. It didn’t help that Mark Wahlberg was standing next to her. Perhaps I’ll have to hash this out in therapy. Watch the video below, and take the time to admire Jennifer Aniston’s very hot body.

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Chelsea Handler Attacks Angelina Jolie — Should Jennifer Aniston be Pissed?

The only tabloid story I hope dies a painful, hell-ridden death, is the Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt love-triangle. It’s over, and the only people who can’t seem to move on is the media. And by “media” — I mean Chelsea Handler. In a recent interview, Handler took an unnecessary swipe at Jolie, saying she’s not a girl’s girl, and “she doesn’t strike [her] as someone [she] would have a close friendship with.” Though I appreciate her candor, she has to know that her comments will inevitably resurrect the love-triangle stories, and since she’s friends with Jennifer Aniston, I would imagine she’d be trying to do the opposite. It’s inappropriate.

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Drama-Rama

 

  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged. USA Today
  • Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester has a new man. Just Jared
  • Bruce Jenner isn’t happy about the Kim Kardashian/Kanye West romance. In Case You Didn’t Know
  • Chris Noth is married. Bye, bye Mr. Big. People
  • Emma Roberts and Chord Overstreet reunited. E! Online
  • Britney Spears’ fiance will be her new conservator. Wonderwall
  • Lamar Odom and the Dallas Mavericks are dunzo. Celebuzz
  • Joe Jonas has a new girlfriend. Ace Showbiz
  • Jenny McCarthy might have a new boyfriend. Zap2It
  • Scarlett Johanasson opened up about her “horrible” divorce. Examiner
  • Marc Anthony filed for divorce from Jennifer Lopez despite a last minute attempt at reconciliation. TMZ

 

 

 

 

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux in ‘Wanderlust’ — Watch a Clip

I love to see relationships evolve, and Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are my new favorite couple. He appears to handle the paparazzi well, and he seems like a nice dude. So when I saw the clip below it made me happy. Watch the co-stars together, and see if you can tell that love was in the air when they shot it.

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Gasp!

  • Dexter co-stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are officially divorced.  Wonderwall
  • Rosie O’Donnell is engaged to Michelle Rounds. PopCrunch
  • Sex and the City creator, Candace Bushnell, filed for divorce from her ballet dancing husband amidst reports that he cheated with ballerina Georgina Pazcoguin. People
  • Jennifer Aniston’s dad loves Justin Theroux. NY Post
  • Former Hills star, Kristin Cavallari, is engaged to Chicago Bears quarterback, Jay Culter — again. TV Guide
  • Hulk Hogan sued his ex wife, Linda Bollea, for defamation. TMZ
  • Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis are dating. The Blemish
  • The Strokes drummer, Fabrizio Moretti is dating  SNL‘s Kristen Wiig. NY Mag