Kris Jenner Explains North West — Kim Kardashian’s New Airline

To be fair, the title is a joke — but so is Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s poor baby’s new name. And those cruel new parents didn’t even give this little girl the option of a middle name to opt out of their preposterous pick. Watch Kris Jenner justify their choice on The View.

Tabloid Brief — The Week of News

  • Katy Perry is madly in love with John Mayer. MTV
  • Greg Louganis is engaged. People
  • Heather Locklear & Tom Cruise had a dancing date. Us Magazine
  • Real Housewife Nene Leakes tied the knot. LifeandStyle
  • Bon Jovi’s tour is suffering without Richie Sambora. Fashion&Style
  • Kim Kardashian & Kanye West finally named their baby. Yahoo
  • Leighton Meester & Adam Brody are still going strong. JustJared
  • Paula Deen has a black friend. WetPaint
  • Mel Gibson torments child stars now.  Lainey Gossip
  • Bethenny Frankel & Jason Hoppy are acting like children. RadarOnline
  • Miley Cyrus is going to teach Britney Spears how to twerk. Zap2It
  • Chris Brown axed Rihanna from his album. The Sun
  • Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams hate each other. TMZ

Tabloid Town — The News in Brief

 

  • RHOM’s Joanna Krupa tied the knot with longtime love, Romain Zago. BuddyTV
  • Russell Brand had an orgasm overload. E! Online
  • Zoe Kravitz & Penn Badgley broke up. Wonderwall
  • Kristin Cavallari walked down the aisle in style. Celebuzz
  • Amy Poehler & Nick Kroll made their romantic debut. Socialite Life
  • Have Jennifer Lawrence & Nicholas Hoult rekindled their romance? Cambio
  • Jessica Simpson has a beautiful baby. ICYDK
  • Kate Winslet is having her third child. Yahoo!
  • ‘Dexter’s’ Jennifer Carpenter might have ended Seth Avett’s marriage. Celebitchy
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt is engaged and pregnant. People
  • Kim Kardashian & Kanye West have a new baby girl. USA Today
  • ‘RHOC’s’ Tamra Barney is a married woman. NYDN
  • Billy Joel & Elton John ended their feud. TV Guide
  • Charlie Sheen thinks Farrah Abraham has “tranny-boobs.” GossipCop
  • Miley Cyrus‘ mother filed for divorce. TMZ
  • Jane Lynch is getting divorced. ABC News
  • Kate Upton was spotted canoodling with Maksim Chmerkovskiy. LA Times

Quote of the Day: Kanye West is Steve Jobs

20130612-142205.jpg“I think what Kanye West is going to mean is something similar to what Steve Jobs means. I am undoubtedly, you know, Steve of Internet, downtown, fashion, culture. Period. By a long jump. I honestly feel that because Steve has passed, you know, it’s like when Biggie passed and Jay-Z was allowed to become Jay-Z.”

Kanye West’s profound quote to the New York Times

Tabloid Rundown — Celebrity News in Brief

  • Kristen Bell won’t reveal her baby photos. The Stir
  • Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter might get $49 million. Ear Sucker
  • Ace Young and Diana DeGarmo tied the knot. Celebuzz
  • Taylor Lautner has a new blonde babe. E! Online
  • JLO defended her racy Britain’s Got Talent performance. Us Magazine
  • Kim Kardashian is having a girl. People
  • John Legend’s fiance doesn’t like Jennifer Lopez’s entourage. Mirror

Tabloid Rundown — Week-in-Review

 

  • Diane Lane filed for divorce from Josh Brolin. SheKnows
  • Erin Andrews doesn’t want to kiss 50 Cent. Inquistr
  • Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren are friendly exes. LA Times
  • Taylor Armstrong debuted her new boyfriend. Starcasm
  • Kim Kardashian & Kanye West are expecting a girl. MTV
  • Chelsie Hightower got axed from Dancing with the stars. NY Daily News
  • Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson might be broken up . . . again. The Stir
  • Elton John is getting married. Wet Paint
  • Katie Price (A.K.A. the British Pamela Anderson) is pregnant. Daily Mail
  • Fergie is pregnant. People
  • Kelly Clarkson and Clive Davis are dueling divas. Rolling Stone

One Minute Rundown — Tabloid News Review


 

  • Jason Sudeikis & Olivia Wilde are engaged. People
  • Does Jennie Garth have a new man? Wet Paint
  • The Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries war wages on. Reality Tea
  • Are John Mayer & Katy Perry moving in together? Hollywood Life
  • Another Bachelor couple bit the dust. Reality Tv Magazine
  • Kanye West & Kim Kardashian bought a Bel Air home together. Forbes
  • Heidi Klum won’t get married again. PopBytes
  • Demi Moore still likes younger men . . . and Lindsay Lohan’s exes. E! Online
  • Harry Styles dumped Taylor Swift for not putting out? The Sun
  • Former ‘Hills’ star and Lauren Conrad ex, Jason Wahler, got engaged. Us Magazine
  • Britney Spears and Jason Trawick broke up over kids. TMZ
  • Paris Hilton’s ex got engaged. OTRC
  • Simon Cowell and his ex-fiance are still good friends. Daily Mail
  • Rosario Dawson is dating Danny Boyle. Just Jared

Tabloid Gossip Rundown — They Did What?!

  • Tim Tebow sure doesn’t look like a virgin. Radar Online
  • LMFAO are dunzo. The music industry weeps. Digital Spy
  • Sharon Osbourne still hates NBC. TV Guide
  • JWOWW proved that you can find love on the Jersey Shore, after all.  Wet Paint
  • Maksim Chmerkovskiy is still whining. TV Week
  • Kanye West and Kim Kardashian suddenly have more in common than you’d think. Huffington Post
  • Liberty Ross is bouncing back nicely. E! Online
  • Amanda Bynes downward spiral continues. Wonderwall
  • ‘Modern Family’s’ Eric Stonestreet is single. And yes — he’s also straight. Pop Crunch
  • Kelsey Grammer hates Piers Morgan. The Stir
  • Paris Hilton doesn’t like Grindr. Bossip
  • Jessica Simpson has a very cute baby. ICYDK
  • Did Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart reconcile? Examiner
  • Annie Lennox got married. Opposing Views
  • ‘Modern Family’s’ Jesse Tyler Ferguson got engaged. People
  • Melissa Joan Hart had another baby. The Celebrity Cafe
  • Ashton Kutcher is in love with Mila Kunis. Us Magazine
  • Kat Von D found love with deadmau5. Too Fab
  • Pretty Little Liars’ Lucy Hale had a very public twitter breakup. Gossip Cop

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tabloid Gossip — Week-End-Rundown

  • Amanda Bynes was charged with two separate hit-and-runs. Wet Paint
  • John Mayer and Katy Perry rekindled their romance. ICYDK
  • Kris Humphries still believes in love. She Knows
  • Chad Johnson really wants his ex to forgive him. Starcasm
  • Shia LaBeouf is happy for ex-girlfriend Carey Mulligan. Radar Online
  • Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are getting serious. Contact Music
  • Elisha Cuthbert is engaged. Yahoo UK
  • Lisa Loeb debuted her adorable baby boy. People
  • One of the Dixie Chicks had a chicklet. E! Online
  • Ryan Lochte has a crush on Blake Lively. Celebuzz
  • LeAnn Rimes left treatment for her concert. Zap2It
  • Jared Leto & Scarlett Johansson held hands. Us Magazine
  • Usher & his ex-wife still hate each other. TMZ
  • Kanye West has been leaving Kim Kardashian clues in his songs for years. Gawker

 

 

 

Tabloid Gossip — Week-In-Review — Celebrity Nuttiness


 

  • Maria Sharapova ended her engagement. Just Jared
  • Is Robert Kardashian dating Rihanna? Bossip
  • Former Playboy model Holly Madison is pregnant. And her baby daddy is not a catch. CDAN
  • Kim Kardashian’s ass is still big. NYDN
  • Did LeAnn Rimes go to rehab for twitter? The Superficial
  • Russell Brand scored a Spice Girl. E! Online
  • Usher’s custody battle continues. TMZ
  • Kris Humphries wants the world to know he doesn’t have herpes. Huffington Post
  • Is Katy Perry dating Robert Pattinson? Perez
  • Tori Spelling popped out another baby. TV Guide
  • Guiliana and Bill Rancic finally got the baby they dreamed of. Refinery29
  • Lindsay Lohan is banned from Hollywood’s hottest hotel. Forbes
  • Rosie O’Donnell is married. People
  • Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa might be pregnant. Radar Online
  • Gossip Girl’s Kelly Rutherford suffered a huge loss in her bitter custody battle. ABC News