Tabloid Gossip — A Full Week of Media Madness

  • Christina Ricci got married. WetPaint
  • Bruce Jenner wasn’t invited to Kim Kardashian’s engagement. DListed
  • Katherine McPhee is embarrassed she got caught cheating. ICYDK
  • Jersey Shore’s Pauly D is having baby mamma drama. LATimes
  • Kelly Clarkson got married. MTV
  • Kendra Wilkinson has a family feud. RumorFix
  • Lily Collins and Zac Efron are dating. Just Jared
  • Olivia Wilde & Jason Sudeikis are pregnant. PopSugar
  • Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr separated. CNN
  • Chris Brown got arrested. TMZ
  • 7TH Heaven isn’t so glorious after all. TMZ

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Takes Over Instagram — Cheeky or Trashy?

If your entire brand is based on your looks, it would make sense to immediately start posting form-flattering pictures for the public’s purview. That being said, sexcapades have a shelf-life, especially for women, and it would also make sense for Kim Kardashian to consider a career beyond her bodacious behind. I’m not sure what that career would entail, considering the entire Kardashian clan has had some less than desirable endeavors, but I’m sure Kris Jenner could pull something out of her sleeve. Take a look at Kim Kardashian’s awe-inducing ass below. Warning: Objects might be bigger than you think.

Courtesy of Kim Kardashian
Courtesy of Kim Kardashian

The Demise of Kanye West — What Went Wrong?

Hollywood gives all its players a chance to re-live high school . . . the good way. Everyone has six degrees of separation, and that includes A-listers. If you emit disrespect in any capacity — word gets around. Shockingly, this close click of insiders tell me that Kanye West is actually a nice guy. Though it’s seemingly shocking at first glance, further inquiry sheds some light on his current darkness. In short? The man can’t handle the media.

With every attack, Kanye trades humility for haughtiness, pounding his chest while screaming about his world domination. My arm-chair psychology degree tells me that the man is simply insecure, and with each jab, he throws a boulder. His recent outrage surrounds Jimmy Kimmel, who made fun of the rapper’s recent BBC 1 interview (see below), using children to reenact his pompous declarations. I can only assume Kimmel thought of children because Kanye was in fact acting like a spoiled child, whining about his legos while slamming the floor.

Many people speculate that Kanye’s demise began with his mother’s passing, assuming she reeled in these rants. Since then, it can also be assumed that he’s surrounded himself with “yes-men,” and only agrees to do interviews where he may speak freely (he was sandbagged by Matt Lauer — and never quite recovered). My advice to Kanye West is to dismantle his twitter, find some real friends to reign him in, and to host Saturday Night Live. If that doesn’t work — call Alec Baldwin. He’s a master at cleaning up his temper tantrums — and Kanye can learn a thing or two.

Kanye v. Kimmel — It’s War!

There are many words to describe Kanye West, but humorless tops the list. West recently interviewed with BBC 1, in which he engaged in one of his standard pompous rants that’s sadly become a staple for the singer. When Jimmy Kimmel hilariously mocked it with children saying the same lines, West had a predictable twitter-fit. Watch the video below, and Kanye — if you’re listening — have a laugh at least once in your life. No one likes a curmudgeon.

Tabloid Gossip — Your News Now

  • ‘Prison Break’s’ Wentworth Miller proudly declared his homosexual status. Stuff
  • Simon Cowell proudly pranced beside his baby mamma. People
  • Lamar Odom might have drug problems. TMZ
  • Kelly Clarkson isn’t pregnant. But she is eloping. NYND
  • Eva Longoria & Ernesto Arguello hit the splits. ICYDK
  • Harry Styles doesn’t mind if Taylor Swift writes songs about him. LAT
  • Is Jason Segel dating Cameron Diaz? Celebslam
  • Melanie Griffith thinks Hollywood is superficial. Moviefone
  • Is Kristen Stewart dating Lane Garrison. SugarScape
  • Kanye West & Kim Kardashian revealed their daughter’s photo. HIPHOPWIRED
  • Alec Baldwin welcomed a baby girl. PopCrunch

Kanye West Talks Love to Kris Jenner — WATCH NOW

Softer interviews always generate more information from the subject. Sure you can ask hard-hitting questions, but an interviewer is more likely to get telling answers when the subject is relaxed. For Kanye West, that held very true during his sit-down with Kris Jenner. His typical hot-headed persona took a back-seat while he described his relationship with Kim Kadashian, whom he clearly loves. Watch it below.

Kanye West Discusses Kim Kardashian “Joy”

Well this is something I didn’t expect. Kanye West appeared on Kris Jenner’s talk show and actually seemed beautifully sincere about his love for the reality star, explaining why he’s accepted his new paparazzi life and the potential damage Kardashian might cause to his “brand.” Watch below.

Kim Kardashian Blasts Katie Couric

20130816-133311.jpgKim Kardashian’s claws came out, and I like it! In response to a recent Katie Couric interview with In Touch Magazine inquiring as to why the Kardashian’s are famous, Kim posted a baby gift sent by Couric on Twitter with a hashtag saying, “May I humbly suggest you not send baby gifts and then talk shit.”

Well, you have to applaud Kim for calling out Couric’s hypocrisy. Here’s hoping Kim’s feisty side continues.

Tabloid Treats — Weekend-in-Brief

 


 

 

  • Jimmy Fallon’s daughter was born via surrogate. People
  • Vince Vaughn welcomed a new baby boy. USA Today
  • Nicole Scherzinger is back with Lewis Hamilton. Inquistr
  • Are Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom having marriage problems? Radar Online
  • Kevin Federline married longtime love, Victoria Prince. Us Magazine
  • Usher won a renewed custody battle against his ex-wife. Digital Spy
  • Kim Kardashian & Kanye West aren’t selling their baby pictures. TMZ
  • Real World star, Sean Sasser, died of an AIDS related illness. He was Pedro Zamora’s former lover, and bravely became one of the first gay relationships ever seen on television. New York Times

Steve Wozniak Visited Kanye West & Kim Kardashian at the Hospital — HUH?!!

“Kim had been calling me and my wife and wanted me to meet Kanye (as a birthday present for him). So she put us up at the Beverly Hills Hotel so we could meet. But that’s when she ended up going into labor! Kanye didn’t want to leave to see us because he didn’t want people to think he was leaving Kim alone at the hospital, so we ended up going there. I spent two hours talking to Kanye. My wife spent two hours with Kim. I realized I have a lot in common with him. I shared my belief in having a good woman around, and I thought, Kim’s really showing that she’s a good woman. There’s a feeling of true love. I have it (with my wife), so I know!” Steve Wozniak, in an interview with the New York Daily News, about his experience meeting Kanye West & Kim Kardashian.