Tabloid News Review — Get Your Dirty Dish

Bethenny Frankel really hates her husband. People

Sandra Bullock is seeing Chris Evans. Just Jared

Scott Wolf welcomed his third child. Us Magazine

Justin Bieber and Adriana Lima got cozy in Cannes. E! Online

Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell broke up. Daily Mail

Guiliana and Bill Rancic suffered a miscarriage. RumorFix

Kylie Jenner is following in the footsteps of her famous selfie family. Hollywood Life

Melissa Etheridge is married. USA Today

Levi and Bristol are still battling for their baby. WetPaint

Gwenyth Paltrow stepped into a pile of GOOP again. Vanity Fair

Kim Kardashian is fashionably challenged . . . AGAIN. People

Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas had a baby. HUFF PO

Tabloid News Review — The Gossip You Missed

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian got married. E! Online

Rachel Bilson is pregnant. Us Magazine

Katy Perry and Diplo are done. Wonderwall

Despite denying it, Lea Michele dated Matthew Morrison. HuffPo

Teen Mom’s Catelynn and Tyler are having another tot. Wet Paint

Chris Martin and Alexa Chung were seen on a dinner date? Pop Suger

Sherri Shepherd’s divorce might get nasty. People

Cameron Diaz is dating Benji Madden. ICYDK

Charlize Theron opened up about her romance with Sean Penn. Just Jared

Nikki Reed filed for divorce from Paul McDonald. TMZ

Jason Patric won a huge victory in his custody battle. Contact Music

Cheryl Hines is engaged to a Kennedy. What’s New

Solange, Jay-Z, and Beyonce had a lot of drama. Radar Online

Jennifer Esposito opened her angry Bradley Cooper ex-files. NYDN

Tabloid Gossip — Your Weekly Links

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West might be married. People

Kerry Washington gave birth. Reality TV World

Ben Affleck is having gambling problems. NYDN

Quentin Tarantino sued Gawker again. MSN

Tony Parker had a baby. Wet Paint

Marc Anthony’s ex-wife wants A LOT more money. TMZ

Kevin Connolley and Lydia Hearst split. Just Jared

Naya Rivera’s issues continue. RumorFix

Derek Hough is dating Nikki Reed. Daily Mail

Charlie Sheen is free to marry his fiance. Us Magazine

Dolce and Gabanna are going to do jail time. Forbes

James Franco thinks Lindsay Lohan stalked him. Digital Spy

Jennifer Esposito is engaged. LA Times

Selena Gomez got it on with Orlando Bloom? ICYDK

David Arquette had a baby. Radar Online

Sarah Silverman’s romance just scored her a huge get. Ausiello

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Cover VOGUE

Kanye West is nothing if not determined. He wanted his girl on the cover of Vogue, even if it meant he had to join her for the feat. It’s a pretty clever tactic, actually. Anna Wintour appeased Kanye’s ambition and justified the choice with his personal talent. Everybody wins.
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Tabloid Gossip — Your Weekly News Rundown

Lindsay Lohan got soaked on The Tonight Show. Vulture

Matthew McConaughey wants another baby. Contact Music

Christian Bale has a second baby on the way. People

Glee’s Harry Shum is engaged. E! Online

Khloe Kardashian has some fashion issues. Radar Online

Shakira’s husband won’t let her film music videos with men. D Listed

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones are back together. ABC News

Scarlett Johansson is pregnant. Us Weekly

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber reunited . . . AGAIN. Hollywood Life

Juan Pablo Galavis is widely considered the “worst bachelor ever.” E! Online

Ke$ha left rehab. MTV

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are signing a prenup. SheKnows

Ireland Baldwin is single. WetPaint

Johnny Carson has a sex tape?! TMZ

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The new Sports Illustrated cover is ass-tastic. TV Guide

Kristin Cavallari has a very cute baby bump. Instagram

Nicki Minaj loves the N word. Pop Eater

Bethenny Frankel’s talk show got axed. MSN

Dave Grohl is having another baby. Wet Paint

David Cassidy is getting divorced. NYDN

Kanye West is still angry. Digital Spy

Miley Cyrus’ tour is VERY uncensored. MTV

Simon Cowell is a father. ABC

Colin Farrell is scared of sober sex. Contact Music

Rosie O’Donnell had weight loss surgery. CBS

Christina Aguilera got engaged. Fox News

Tom Arnold is missing a testicle. Toronto Sun

Drake is getting too big for his britches. OTRC

Sway Takes Kanye West to Task in a Well Done Interview — WATCH NOW

For those who have missed the many meltdowns of Kanye West, here’s the story in a nutshell. Kanye West started dating Kim Kardashian, and his pus*y-haze has presumably created a monster who is determined to sink his own career. Despite the warnings about brand-damage, Kanye refuses to fold, insisting he’s a genius and that any attempt to derail his rants are coming from his enemies, and he won’t stop.

Though I’ve consistently picked on Kanye West, my jabs worked under an assumption of sanity, hoping to deflate his hubris with rational analysis. Those days are gone. I’ve shifted my focus to genuine concern, because by the time this guy realizes the extent of damage the he’s doing, it will be too late. Furthermore, one can only assume that for a man that used to value his privacy, this about-face is a concerning character shift.

I’ve also attacked the many interviewers that are willing to cater to his rants in favor of landing a big interview, no matter what the cost. Most of those interviewers have treated him with kid gloves, hoping not to poke the bear. Until now.

Sway took Kanye to task in the most respectful way, challenging many of his premises, such as the failure of his clothing and his infamous blame game. Kanye predictably blew up, but Sway was unfazed, pushing Kanye to calm down, and refusing to relent. He was not intimidated, and it showed. As for Kanye, he did calm down, and it ended well.

My original point; however, remains the same. Kanye has to stop. He’s talented, and the damage he’s doing might be irreparable. People will forgive you for your poor behavior . . . until they won’t. Watch his interview with Sway below.

LET’S TALK TURKEY — See Ya Soon!

 

Hi everyone! It’s that time of year, and to celebrate my family fiesta I’ll be downsizing my digital time with a full break from The Dishmaster. But fear not! I’ll return on Monday. And before I go, I’d like to condense all my upcoming posts into bullet points, so as to save time. And don’t forget to check out my podcasts if you’re in need of some entertainment on the go.

  • Derek Hough is a dancing dynamo.
  • Cee Lo Green is sunk.

 

 

Tabloid Tell-All — The Weekend Edition

  • Kanye West likes confederate flags. Radar Online
  • Emile Hirsch had a baby. Hollywood Life
  • N’Sync reunited for Chris Kirkpatrick’s wedding. E! Online
  • Vicki Gunvalson cried herself a river of hypocrisy. Wet Paint
  • Charlie Sheen hates Brooke Mueller . . . and DCFS. TMZ
  • Elizabeth Hurley and Shane Warne reconciled. Express
  • Eva Longoria has a new man. NYDN
  • Miley Cyrus’ tongue was not in Benji Madden’s mouth. EntertainmentWise
  • Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson will never learn. HuffPost
  • Kristen Cavallari and Jay Cutler are on their way to another baby. R29
  • Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis are pregnant. Us Magazine
  • Adrienne Maloof has a new boy toy. DailyMail
  • That old guy and his teenage wife are splitting up. CDAN

Kanye West Rants to Ryan Seacrest — He Still Doesn’t Get It

Kanye WestAt some point in our lives, we’ve all had moments in time when we’re free of the world’s restraints. Then suddenly, after skipping through the clouds impervious to criticism, we put on our jeans and realize they no longer fit. Soon enough — Kanye West’s jeans will no longer fit, and he’ll be too bloated to recover. Sure he can get away with his prophetic proclamations and narcissistic rants now, but before he knows it, the public will flee.

And if you’re curious what inspired my musings, you need only listen to the interview below, in which West once again gives himself unconditional accolades, followed by the canned laughter from the sycophantic Seacrest. The most startling part of the interview is West’s recap of the Taylor Swift incident, and his insistence that his own daughter would have agreed with the idea that Beyonce’s video was superior. It’s absolutely astounding that this guy still doesn’t get it, but I’ll summarize this once again for sport. The issue is not who had the better video. The issue is that you pounced on a young girl’s moment to scream for an arbitrary injustice. And the massive irony is that West himself cannot accept criticism on any level, and yet he felt free to fire it out with ease. Perhaps the reason his creativity is no longer commissioned by high-level designers has more to do with his personality than his abilities. And while that might seem like a grave injustice by the standards of Kanye West, I’ll close with a very annoying yet appropriate statement that my father used to say to me at a young age. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.