Tabloid Gossip: Your Dirty Dish

Iggy Azalea hated her fiance when she first met him. People

‘Modern Family’ recast their son. Moviefone

Kelly Rutherford refuses to return her kids to France. Us Magazine

Caitlyn Jenner and Kris Jenner reunited. E! Online

Miranda Lambert is drinking away her divorce sorrow. TMZ

Donald Trump implied Megyn Kelly is hormonal. TV Guide

Chris Brown and his baby mamma are at war. E! Online

Jimmy Kimmel threw Justin Theroux’s bachelor party. MSN

Are Kendall Jenner and Nick Jonas dating? Jezebel

The Bachelorette’s Nick Viall thinks Shawn Booth changed Kaitlyn. The Inq

Lenny Kravitz’s penis fell out — and his daughter reacted. Just Jared

One Direction’s Zayn Malik ended his engagement to Perrie Edwards. ICYDK

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are going strong. The Stir

Jay Z connected Kanye West and Taylor Swift. Pop Sugar

Are Rihanna and Lewis Hamilton dating? Hollywood Life

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are getting divorced. CNN

50 Cent’s bankruptcy papers are very revealing. Yahoo!

Taylor Swift Apologizes to Nicki Minaj: “I Missed the Point”

In case there was ever any doubt about women being drama-filled, exhausting people, Taylor Swift’s new apology to Nicki Minaj serves as confirmation. Nicki insists her VMA call-out had nothing to do with Swift, Katy Perry chimed in to double-down on her “Bad Blood” with the singer, and then Swift caved. I realize that there’s a girls-shouldn’t-attack-girls movement going on, but maybe they should. This is petty and ridiculous, and aside from Kanye West, I don’t see men throwing the same temper tantrums.

Amber Rose Talks “Slut Walk” and Khloe Kardashian

If Kim Kardashian’s entire career came to fruition from a sex tape, then Amber Rose’s career can easily be brought to light by a relationship with Kanye West. Which approach is more desperate? That’s for the public to decide, but both are based on the same kind of talent. As for the “feud” between Rose and the Kardashian clan? While Rose is low on numbers, she’s fighting hard enough to win. Watch below as she answers the  melee with the utmost class.  


Ciara Debuts “I Bet” Video With Sad Ballet Theme

I’d love to meet the genius who thought up a ballet concept behind Ciara’s “I Bet,” and simply phoned in the idea with point shoes and leg warmers. It pains me to point this out, but perhaps her team could have taken some tips from Kanye West’s epic “Runaway” idea. Either go big, or burn the shoes. And who advised the on-the-floor rowing choreography, and where’s the kayak ? I appreciate her physical head-shake to indicate the “no, no, no” lyrics, though. Because you know . . . those words are really confusing. WATCH BELOW, and try not to cringe when you get to the part where she ripped off Beyonce.

KUWTK Sneak Peak — Season 10 Trailer

It’s another day and another dollar for the Kardashian klan, who have made their naked mission nationally known. I suppose selling sex is the oldest profession, but if you’re going to go for it, then pay other people the courtesy of admitting you’re equals (see Amber Rose), and muzzle your man for indicating otherwise (see Kanye’s shower comment). Watch the new trailer for Keeping up With the Kardashians, as Kim expresses an earnest desire to document her body “as is,” given her possible future pregnancy. How many naked pictures does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Dana Carvey Impersonates John Lennon About Kanye West

The decline of Dana Carvey’s career is a mystery to most, since the man is a sensational comedic talent. Watch as Carvey impersonates John Lennon having a conversation with Paul McCartney about Kanye West. Bill Hader approves.



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Beck Wins Best Album: Kanye Reacts

Kanye West’s eruptions are now expected, and he struck again with a tamer version of his Taylor Swift take-down. He faux stormed the stage, and Beck politelyreacted with ease. Though many thought it was a self-deprecating stunt on Kanye’s part, he later confirmed his cantankerous intent, saying, “I just know that the Grammys, if they want real artists to keep coming back, they need to stop playing with us. We ain’t gonna play with them no more. And Beck needs to respect artistry and he should’ve given his award to Beyoncé.”

I have a few words for Kanye West, so I’d like him to listen. First, even if Beyonce’s album was stronger, Beck writes his own music, and is therefore operating on an entirely different level. Commissioning the best of the best in the business to write, produce, and create your work puts you at an unfair advantage, and makes you less deserving. Second, art is subjective, and Kanye West is not its arbiter. Third, I don’t appreciate ruining someone’s moment, no matter who it is or what the circumstances. Watch below.

Rihanna, Kanye West, and Paul McCartney: FourFiveSeconds Video

Many artists of Paul McCartney’s stature would rest on their catalog, but the most-loved music man has instead stayed current, engaging in frequent collaborations with today’s top talent and touring the world with high-energy, two-hour concerts. He’s now joined Rihanna and Kanye West for FourFiveSeconds, a catchy, artistic tune that we’ll see at tonight’s Grammy awards. Watch the video below.


 

 

#Tabloid Gossip: Your News Review

Avil Lavigne is not in rehab. ICYDK

Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton broke up. Jezebel

‘American Pie’s’ Chris Klein is engaged. People

Kim Kardashian can’t get pregnant. TMZ

Fergie’s son is her clone. Us Magazine

Amy Adams had some Today Show drama. NYDN

Hayden Panettiere debuted her daughter’s first photo. Hello Magazine

Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden might be engaged. The Frisky

Nicole Scherzinger’s new video might cause a venereal disease. Celebuzz

‘American Idol’s’ Phillip Phillips is tying the knot. Pop Sugar

Ludacris is getting hitched. Wet Paint

Kate Hudson and Matthew Bellamy are back together in Aspen. Just Jared

Chelsea Handler showed her huge tatas on twitter. Twitter

Is Chris Brown engaged to Karrueche TranRumor Fix

The Music Reel — Your Weekly JAM

Rick Rubin is working on Kanye West’s new album. Stereogum

Chubby Checker hates the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame. Huffington Post

Lana Del Rey unveils ‘UltraViolence’ next week. The Guardian

WATCH First Aid Kit play Letterman. NME

Jennifer Lopez is red-hot on the cover of Billboard. Idolator

Tom Hiddleston will play Hank Williams in a bio-pic. IndieWire

Pretty Reckless covered Oasis’ ‘Champagne Supernova.’ NME

Jack White and the Black Keys are besties. Slant

Mariah Carey’s album did not perform as expected. Billboard

Janelle Monae covered Bowie on Letterman. NME

Miranda Lambert’s album opened BIG. Taste of Country

Weezer announced a new album. COS

Songs with samples are now allowed in all Grammy categories. Daily News

Amazon Prime will allow music streaming. Vanity Fair

Robin Thicke is very annoying. NYDN

The Verve Pipe released a song co-written by acclaimed actor Jeff Daniels. Billboard