Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review

  • Alyssa Milano and David Bugliari had a baby boy. Just Jared
  • Charlie Sheen bought Denise Richards a house — she didn’t want it. PopBytes
  • Kim Kardashian may or may not be trying to buy back her sex tape. TMZ
  • Robert Downey Jr. and his wife are expecting a baby. PopSugar
  • Angelina Jolie isn’t pregnant and isn’t getting married. Vanity Fair
  • Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are back on. People
  • LeAnn Rimes ex-husband, Dean Sheremet, remarried. E! Online
  • Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds dating rumors have returned. Hollywood Life
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt was spotted out with a new man. Monsters and Critics
  • Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux moved in together. Wonderwall
  • Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed set a wedding date after 28 years together. LA Times
  • Kellan Lutz has a new girlfriend. Us Weekly

Kim Kardashian’s Music Video Leaks — Oily Trainwreck

In case you thought auto-tune and baby oil could make anyone a singer — think again. A clip of Kim Kardashian’s failed single, Jam, hit the internet, and it’s definitely a fun watch. Though I’m familiar with a lot of “vocal production” techniques, Kardashian proves that some turds are just too big to polish. Listen below.

MTV VMA’S 2011: FASHION SMASHION!

ENJOY THE FASHION FROM THIS YEAR’S MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS!

Kim Kardashian

Maria Menounos — Man, she’s hot!


Katie Holmes

Beyonce showing off her baby bump for the first time 

Selena Gomez


The Cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ — Looking extra orange

Victoria Justice

Shaun Robinson

Kelly Rowland

Britney Spears

Bonnie McKee

*Photos Courtesy of MTV

Kim Kardashian Loses $75,000 Earring — High Maintenance?

At times in my life I’ve been accused of being “high maintenance.” Though I’m certainly a plant that needs constant watering, I can assure you — I am not as high maintenance as Kim Kardashian. During a trip to Bora Bora with her then boyfriend Kris Humphries, Humphries threw her in the ocean, which caused her to lose a $75,000 earring. As a result, she cried hysterically while Humphries looked puzzled. Perhaps she shouldn’t wear diamonds to the ocean? Maybe next time she’ll wear a full gown too. At least she makes her man a ton of money — that probably makes up for the headache he received later that day. As an aside, Kim’s face disturbingly doesn’t move when she cries. Too much botox?

Tabloid Gossip Week-in-Review: Breakups, Makeups, & Babies

  • Kim Kardashian is married. Huffington Post
  • Magician David Copperfield has a daughter.  E! Online
  • Clueless’ Donald Faison and Jessica Simpson’s former assistant, Cacee Cobb, are engaged.  People
  • Is Marc Anthony harassing Jennifer Lopez? Us Weekly
  • Prince Harry is single and coming to America.  Daily Beast
  • Jessica Alba gave birth.  Radar Online
  • Kate Hudson debuted the first picture of her son.  She Knows
  • Hilary Duff is pregnant.  Just Jared

 

 

Tabloid Gossip — Breakups, Makeups, and Babies

  • Joy Behar got married to her “spousal equivalent” after 29 years together.  dlisted
  • Brooke Burke married her long-time hottie boyfriend, David CharvetLos Angeles Times
  • Paula Abdul has a new boyfriend. In Touch Weekly
  • Reggie Bush might be trying to stop Kim Kardashian’s wedding to Kris Humphries.  Hollywood Life
  • Heather Locklear is engaged to Jack WagnerPeople

Tabloid Weekly Roundup — Breakups, Makeups, & Babies

  • Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are officially divorced.  AceShowiz
  • Selma Hayek’s husband, François-Henri Pinault, fathered Linda Evangelista’s baby.  PopCrunch
  • ‘Ugly Betty’s’ America Ferrera got married. BrideFinds
  • ‘To Catch a Predator’ journalist, Chris Hansen, might be having an affair with NBC reporter, Kristyn CadellMediaite
  • ‘Medium’s’ Patricia Arquette and ‘Hung’s’ Thomas Jane finalized their divorce.  TMZ
  • ”The Brady Bunch’ mom Florence Henderson got crabs from  New City Mayor John Lindsay. E! Online
  • Jake Gyllenhaal and Olivia Wilde might be dating.  The Blemish
  • Eva Mendes and Jason Sudeikis might be dating.  Just Jared
  • Megan Fox confirmed hooking up with Shia LaBeouf while filming Transformers.  ImNotObsessed
  • Owen Wilson and his baby mamma broke up. Socialite Life
  • Linda Hogan is still bad-mouthing Hulk Hogan.  PopEater

 

 

 

 

Tabloid Weekly Update: Breakups, Makeups, and Babies

  • Green Mile actor, Doug Hutchison, 51, married Alexis Stodden, 16.  Her parents approve. If only my parents were that open-minded.  The Blemish
  • Hugh Hefner let his ex-fiance, Crystal Harris, keep her $90,000 engagement ring. She was spotted trying to pawn it.  Now that’s love.  Celebrity Dirty Laundry
  • Former Bachelorette contestant Chris Lambton is engaged to former Bachelor contestant, Peyton Wright.  Who says you can’t find love on reality television? People
  • Ashlee Simpson was spotted kissing ‘Boardwalk Empire’ actor, Vincent PiazzaInquistr
  • Amanda Seyfried and her on-again/off-again love interest, Dominic Cooper, might be back together. They were seen shopping — and men don’t shop with women unless it’s serious.  Pop Sugar
  • Emma Stone is dating her Spiderman costar, Andrew GarfieldUs Magazine
  • Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were spotted hugging  Perhaps they are back together.  Celebrity-Gossip
  • Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz got married. Congrats to the very good-looking couple.  Just Jared
  • Grey’s Anatomy star, Sara Ramirez, is engaged.  E! Online
  • Reggie Bush is dating a Kim Kardashian look-a-like.  The Frisky
  • George Clooney dumped Elisabetta Canalis.  Apparently, “she drove him nuts.”  Pop Eater
  • Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were photographed snuggling.  She looks very happy.  iVillage
  • Famed chef, Curtis Stone and ‘Lipstick Jungle’ star, Lindsay Price, are expecting a baby.  Celebrity Baby Scoop

 

Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Registry Revealed — Is She Too Rich for This?

Perhaps I’m a love-hating curmudgeon, but there’s nothing more materialistic than a wedding. Most people spend beyond their means, and some couples even go into debt to accommodate their childhood fantasy. So when you’re rich with limitless money, doesn’t it make the event even worse when you call upon your friends to contribute? Apparently, Kim Kardashian has no issues with this, considering she asked for a $1,250 spoon. Sure she has a right to presents if she wants them, but unless the presents have some semblance of sentimental value, wouldn’t it be better to just ask people to contribute to a charity — or not contribute at all?

Reese Witherspoon Insults Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian at MTV Movie Awards

Either Reese Witherspoon was drunk at the MTV Movie Awards, or she had someone else write her material. Her speech was great, but it certainly seemed out of character. She said “like” about fifty times, and she clearly insulted Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, saying, “it’s possible to make it in Hollywood without a reality show.” She also had a very good point about texting naked pictures, advising young girls everywhere to “hide their face.” Perhaps Blake Lively should take notes. Personally, I refrain from sending naked pictures altogether. No matter what the angle, my ass just looks to damn big. Watch Reese’s speech below.
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