All The News You Need to Know — IN A NUTSHELL

 

  • Ryan Seacrest & Chris Pine have the same taste in women. WetPaint
  • ‘Glee’s’ Matthew Morrison is engaged. PopCrunch
  • Kristen Bell proposed to Dax Shepherd. Stuff
  • Holly Madison is engaged. StyleNews
  • Heidi Klum sealed her single status with a tattoo removal. Wonderwall
  • Jodie Sweetin is getting divorced . . . again. SheKnows
  • Billy Ray Cyrus & his wife might reconcile. TMZ
  • Katy Perry & John Mayer are making music together again. RumorFix
  • Eddie Murphy has good taste in women. TMZ
  • Kim Kardashian definitely waxes. TV Squad
  • ‘Gossip Girl’s’ Kelly Rutherford filed for bankruptcy. CDAN

Steve Wozniak Visited Kanye West & Kim Kardashian at the Hospital — HUH?!!

“Kim had been calling me and my wife and wanted me to meet Kanye (as a birthday present for him). So she put us up at the Beverly Hills Hotel so we could meet. But that’s when she ended up going into labor! Kanye didn’t want to leave to see us because he didn’t want people to think he was leaving Kim alone at the hospital, so we ended up going there. I spent two hours talking to Kanye. My wife spent two hours with Kim. I realized I have a lot in common with him. I shared my belief in having a good woman around, and I thought, Kim’s really showing that she’s a good woman. There’s a feeling of true love. I have it (with my wife), so I know!” Steve Wozniak, in an interview with the New York Daily News, about his experience meeting Kanye West & Kim Kardashian.

Kris Jenner Explains North West — Kim Kardashian’s New Airline

To be fair, the title is a joke — but so is Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s poor baby’s new name. And those cruel new parents didn’t even give this little girl the option of a middle name to opt out of their preposterous pick. Watch Kris Jenner justify their choice on The View.

Tabloid Brief — The Week of News

  • Katy Perry is madly in love with John Mayer. MTV
  • Greg Louganis is engaged. People
  • Heather Locklear & Tom Cruise had a dancing date. Us Magazine
  • Real Housewife Nene Leakes tied the knot. LifeandStyle
  • Bon Jovi’s tour is suffering without Richie Sambora. Fashion&Style
  • Kim Kardashian & Kanye West finally named their baby. Yahoo
  • Leighton Meester & Adam Brody are still going strong. JustJared
  • Paula Deen has a black friend. WetPaint
  • Mel Gibson torments child stars now.  Lainey Gossip
  • Bethenny Frankel & Jason Hoppy are acting like children. RadarOnline
  • Miley Cyrus is going to teach Britney Spears how to twerk. Zap2It
  • Chris Brown axed Rihanna from his album. The Sun
  • Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams hate each other. TMZ

Tabloid Town — The News in Brief

 

  • RHOM’s Joanna Krupa tied the knot with longtime love, Romain Zago. BuddyTV
  • Russell Brand had an orgasm overload. E! Online
  • Zoe Kravitz & Penn Badgley broke up. Wonderwall
  • Kristin Cavallari walked down the aisle in style. Celebuzz
  • Amy Poehler & Nick Kroll made their romantic debut. Socialite Life
  • Have Jennifer Lawrence & Nicholas Hoult rekindled their romance? Cambio
  • Jessica Simpson has a beautiful baby. ICYDK
  • Kate Winslet is having her third child. Yahoo!
  • ‘Dexter’s’ Jennifer Carpenter might have ended Seth Avett’s marriage. Celebitchy
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt is engaged and pregnant. People
  • Kim Kardashian & Kanye West have a new baby girl. USA Today
  • ‘RHOC’s’ Tamra Barney is a married woman. NYDN
  • Billy Joel & Elton John ended their feud. TV Guide
  • Charlie Sheen thinks Farrah Abraham has “tranny-boobs.” GossipCop
  • Miley Cyrus‘ mother filed for divorce. TMZ
  • Jane Lynch is getting divorced. ABC News
  • Kate Upton was spotted canoodling with Maksim Chmerkovskiy. LA Times

Tabloid Rundown — Celebrity News in Brief

  • Kristen Bell won’t reveal her baby photos. The Stir
  • Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter might get $49 million. Ear Sucker
  • Ace Young and Diana DeGarmo tied the knot. Celebuzz
  • Taylor Lautner has a new blonde babe. E! Online
  • JLO defended her racy Britain’s Got Talent performance. Us Magazine
  • Kim Kardashian is having a girl. People
  • John Legend’s fiance doesn’t like Jennifer Lopez’s entourage. Mirror

Ray J Talks Kim Kardashian Sex Tape — ‘Watch What Happens Live’

Kim Kardashian has consistently denied that she released her own sex tape, and I’ve consistently thought otherwise. For starters, it looks like a professional movie, and everyone whose anyone knows that sex tapes are in-the-moment recordings that usually yield unflattering results. And let’s not forget Nick Cannon’s recent revelation about Kim’s fib. As for Ray J, he’s never confirmed the self-sale, but he did take the time on Watch What Happens Live to explain the level of effort he put into the tape.

Weekend Gossip — The Tabloid News Rundown

 

  • ‘Teen Mom’s’ Farrah Abraham is nuts. Pop Bytes
  • Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are on . . .. again. TMZ
  • Denise Richards and Mother Theresa have a lot in common. Contact Music
  • Chris Brown and his ex might be back together. Hollywood Life
  • Another Demi Moore boytoy bites the dust. GossipCenter
  • Kim Kardashian still can’t dress. NYP
  • Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson broke up. Wet Paint

News in a Nutshell — The Weekend Edition

 

  • Driving diva Danica Patrick is officially divorced. TMZ
  • Bradley Cooper was seen canoodling with Rachel McAdams. E! Online 
  • Real Housewives’ Gretchen Rossi reversed her gender role. Digital Spy
  • Melissa Gilbert got married. Hollywood Life
  • Country Star Jason Aldean’s marriage didn’t survive his cheating scandal. Huffington Post
  • Kim Kardashian won’t bump-it. In Touch
  • Harry Styles is dating Kimberly Stewart. Mirror
  • Vince Vaughn is having another baby. ABC
  • Jessica Simpson’s parents are divorced. People
  • Michael Jordan got married. Gossip Cop
  • Chris Pine is single again. ICYDK
  • Justin Timberlake is happily married. Stuff
  • Steve Martin is a first time dad. Yahoo

Weekend Edition — Entertainment News Review

 

  • Kim Kardashian had THE HUMP on her back removed. TMZ
  • Linda Perry & Sara Gilbert got engaged. Spinner
  • Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne are on the outs over his drug addiction. The Sun
  • Bradley Cooper lives with his mom. People
  • Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez can’t quit each other. Radar Online
  • ‘Teen Mom’s’ Farrah Abraham is selling a sex tape. NYDN
  • Bethenny Frankel & Jason Hoppy faced-off in court. Daily Mail
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt & her Client List co-star’s romance is in high-gear.  Yahoo
  • Ed Norton snuck in a marriage. EntertainmentWise 
  • Ann Curry is still complaining. LA Times
  • Perhaps Eva Longoria isn’t ‘Ready for Love’ after all. Just Jared
  • Miley Cyrus is a great influence. Rumor Fix
  • Have Richie Sambora & Bon Jovi kissed & made up yet? NYP