Avril Lavigne Debuts Engagement Ring to Katie Couric — WATCH NOW

The larger the diamond, the larger the love? Somewhere along the way, Hollywood’s bigger-is-better philosophy transferred to engagement rings (see Kim Kardashian), and the bauble battle got out of control. Call me crazy, but I’d rather not walk around with a thief target on my finger. But hey, if Avril Lavigne doesn’t feel comfortable, she can always lock her entire body in a vault so she can safely wear that thing. Watch Avril debut her engagement ring to Katie Couric below.

Kanye West Rants to Ryan Seacrest — He Still Doesn’t Get It

Kanye WestAt some point in our lives, we’ve all had moments in time when we’re free of the world’s restraints. Then suddenly, after skipping through the clouds impervious to criticism, we put on our jeans and realize they no longer fit. Soon enough — Kanye West’s jeans will no longer fit, and he’ll be too bloated to recover. Sure he can get away with his prophetic proclamations and narcissistic rants now, but before he knows it, the public will flee.

And if you’re curious what inspired my musings, you need only listen to the interview below, in which West once again gives himself unconditional accolades, followed by the canned laughter from the sycophantic Seacrest. The most startling part of the interview is West’s recap of the Taylor Swift incident, and his insistence that his own daughter would have agreed with the idea that Beyonce’s video was superior. It’s absolutely astounding that this guy still doesn’t get it, but I’ll summarize this once again for sport. The issue is not who had the better video. The issue is that you pounced on a young girl’s moment to scream for an arbitrary injustice. And the massive irony is that West himself cannot accept criticism on any level, and yet he felt free to fire it out with ease. Perhaps the reason his creativity is no longer commissioned by high-level designers has more to do with his personality than his abilities. And while that might seem like a grave injustice by the standards of Kanye West, I’ll close with a very annoying yet appropriate statement that my father used to say to me at a young age. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.

Tabloid Gossip — A Full Week of Media Madness

  • Christina Ricci got married. WetPaint
  • Bruce Jenner wasn’t invited to Kim Kardashian’s engagement. DListed
  • Katherine McPhee is embarrassed she got caught cheating. ICYDK
  • Jersey Shore’s Pauly D is having baby mamma drama. LATimes
  • Kelly Clarkson got married. MTV
  • Kendra Wilkinson has a family feud. RumorFix
  • Lily Collins and Zac Efron are dating. Just Jared
  • Olivia Wilde & Jason Sudeikis are pregnant. PopSugar
  • Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr separated. CNN
  • Chris Brown got arrested. TMZ
  • 7TH Heaven isn’t so glorious after all. TMZ

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Takes Over Instagram — Cheeky or Trashy?

If your entire brand is based on your looks, it would make sense to immediately start posting form-flattering pictures for the public’s purview. That being said, sexcapades have a shelf-life, especially for women, and it would also make sense for Kim Kardashian to consider a career beyond her bodacious behind. I’m not sure what that career would entail, considering the entire Kardashian clan has had some less than desirable endeavors, but I’m sure Kris Jenner could pull something out of her sleeve. Take a look at Kim Kardashian’s awe-inducing ass below. Warning: Objects might be bigger than you think.

Courtesy of Kim Kardashian
Courtesy of Kim Kardashian

The Dirty Dish — Get Linked Into the Gossip!

  • Kim Kardashian is still fashionably challenged. Us Weekly
  • Daryl Hannah revealed her autism. Wonderwall
  • Chelsea Handler is single. Starpulse
  • Jason Statham & Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are back on. Just Jared
  • Nina Dobrev is dating Derek Hough. Pop Crunch
  • Lamar Odom broke his silence. Stuff
  • Kendall Jenner dumped her long-term boyfriend. CDL
  • The Bachelor’s Chris Harrison has a new girlfriend. Guess where they met. RTM
  • Pippi Longstocking has a sex tape. Pop Bytes
  • Rachael Leigh Cook had a baby. People

 

 

Tabloid Gossip — Your News Now

  • ‘Prison Break’s’ Wentworth Miller proudly declared his homosexual status. Stuff
  • Simon Cowell proudly pranced beside his baby mamma. People
  • Lamar Odom might have drug problems. TMZ
  • Kelly Clarkson isn’t pregnant. But she is eloping. NYND
  • Eva Longoria & Ernesto Arguello hit the splits. ICYDK
  • Harry Styles doesn’t mind if Taylor Swift writes songs about him. LAT
  • Is Jason Segel dating Cameron Diaz? Celebslam
  • Melanie Griffith thinks Hollywood is superficial. Moviefone
  • Is Kristen Stewart dating Lane Garrison. SugarScape
  • Kanye West & Kim Kardashian revealed their daughter’s photo. HIPHOPWIRED
  • Alec Baldwin welcomed a baby girl. PopCrunch

Kanye West Discusses Kim Kardashian “Joy”

Well this is something I didn’t expect. Kanye West appeared on Kris Jenner’s talk show and actually seemed beautifully sincere about his love for the reality star, explaining why he’s accepted his new paparazzi life and the potential damage Kardashian might cause to his “brand.” Watch below.

Tabloid Rundown — The Week of Links

 

  • Seth MacFarlane is dating Alexis Knapp (Ryan Phillipe’s baby mamma). NYDN
  • Amber Rose & Wiz Khalifa are getting married. Vibe
  • Kim Kardashian was spotted with her baby. PopSugar
  • Will Arnett is dating Katie Lee (Billy Joel’s ex-wife). DListed
  • Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez are on the outs over Justin Bieber. Idolator
  • Carmen Electra caught Simon Cowell in bed with Lauren Silverman. ICYDK
  • Soleil Moon Frye is pregnant. E! News
  • Katie Couric responded to Kim Kardashian’s twitter diss. Hollywood Life
  • Jennifer Lopez is returning to American Idol. Celebuzz
  • Donald Faison and CaCee Cobb had a baby. TV Guide
  • The Khloe Kardashian divorce rumors continue. Socialite Life

Kim Kardashian Blasts Katie Couric

20130816-133311.jpgKim Kardashian’s claws came out, and I like it! In response to a recent Katie Couric interview with In Touch Magazine inquiring as to why the Kardashian’s are famous, Kim posted a baby gift sent by Couric on Twitter with a hashtag saying, “May I humbly suggest you not send baby gifts and then talk shit.”

Well, you have to applaud Kim for calling out Couric’s hypocrisy. Here’s hoping Kim’s feisty side continues.

Tabloid Treats — Weekend-in-Brief

 


 

 

  • Jimmy Fallon’s daughter was born via surrogate. People
  • Vince Vaughn welcomed a new baby boy. USA Today
  • Nicole Scherzinger is back with Lewis Hamilton. Inquistr
  • Are Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom having marriage problems? Radar Online
  • Kevin Federline married longtime love, Victoria Prince. Us Magazine
  • Usher won a renewed custody battle against his ex-wife. Digital Spy
  • Kim Kardashian & Kanye West aren’t selling their baby pictures. TMZ
  • Real World star, Sean Sasser, died of an AIDS related illness. He was Pedro Zamora’s former lover, and bravely became one of the first gay relationships ever seen on television. New York Times