Vintage Interview: Nicole Kidman on Tom Cruise Divorce

Divorce is hard enough, but public divorces are presumably even harder. That being said, they do provide for some timeless zingers that are worth reliving. Aside from Jennifer Aniston’s claim that Brad Pitt was missing his “sensitivity chip,” this one takes the cake. Watch Nicole Kidman tell David Letterman that she can “wear heels now.”

Tom Cruise Promotes Oblivion — Press Perfect

There are no words to describe my undying love for Tom Cruise, whose press life has taken a favorable turn since his divorce. And as usual, the guy has a hit on his hands with Oblivion, which, in true Tom Cruise fashion, is on top of the box office. He’s a consummate movie star with a much-deserved following. Watch two very funny interviews below.

Tabloid Rundown — Weekend Edition

 

 

  • Clooney & Kiebler are still connected. TMZ
  • Anna Kendrick & her director-man are dunzo. Glamour
  • Shayne Lamas is having a marital meltdown. RumorFix
  • Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes are having lots of post-coital happiness. Stuff
  • Is Emma Stone concerned her Spider-man is cheating? Disney Dreaming
  • Demi Moore blames her Ashton breakup on a baby. ICYDK
  • Adrienne Maloof got canned from Cougarville. E! Online
  • Liam Hemsworth & Miley Cyrus on the outs? New York Post
  • Julianne Hough gave Ryan Seacrest the heave-ho. PopBytes
  • Britney Spears has a new beau. NYDN
  • Justin Bieber’s bloated ego took aim at Lindsay Lohan. MTV
  • Are Jason Sudeikis & Olivia Wilde swingers? TMZ
  • Jesse James invited Sandra Bullock to his wedding. Contact Music
  • Lil’ Wayne overdosed on sizzurp? Hollywood Life
  • Adam Brody & Leighton Meester are making their romance work. Rumor Fix
  • Another couple from The Bachelor franchise had a baby. Reality TV World

 

Movie Review — ‘Jack Reacher’

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Prior to entering this film, there was a lot of social media speculation as to the plot. After exiting the film, my speculation remains. Though it is always enjoyable to see Tom Cruise on the big screen kicking ass, I’m still at a loss about Jack Reacher. From what I gather, he’s an ex-military guy who solves crimes, much like Sherlock Holmes, except he beats up the bad guys while he’s doing it.

The film opens with a random shooting leaving five civilians dead, one of which was carrying a child. I mention this because of the very unfortunate timing, given the recent events in Newtown. This was obviously filmed well before the tragic massacre, but I found myself in tears during the beginning scene and quickly realized it was simply too soon to be watching it. Luckily, it was short and soon picked up in other places.

The story gets complicated when the man on trial for the murder calls upon Jack Reacher and then subsequently enters a coma so he can’t explain the reason for his request. Jack Reacher arrives, and the investigation begins. It’s still unclear why a man of Jack Reacher’s stature, intelligence, value, and crime-fighting ability took such an interest in this case, other than for sport. Sure he knew the guy in question, but did he know him well enough to risk his life?

My other issue with this film is the casting. Though I’m a massive Tom Cruise fan, I gained renewed respect for him while watching him with the other actors. In short, they weren’t good enough. Rosamund Pike couldn’t contend with Cruise and her performance was therefore distracting. My guess is Cruise’s high quote demanded less expensive actors — but if you’re going to be on screen next to Cruise, you better hold court.

Despite my aforementioned criticism, I’d still encourage my readers to see the film. It’s action packed, it’s suspenseful, and it’s Tom Cruise. It’s a standard popcorn flick, and it’s enjoyable enough to bring a group of friends for a fun time. Plus, there’s a great no-guns-allowed fight scene that’s worth seeing.

RATING: 3/5 DISHES

Jack Reacher — New Tom-Cruise-Kicks-Ass Clip

If you know The Dishmaster, then you know I’m a crazy Tom Cruise fan.
And despite the media crud, I’m still hoping that he’ll make me his Scientology sex slave. A girl can dream, can’t she? Watch the clip for ‘Jack Reacher’ below, which clearly proves that one of these days, we’ll meet on the street and he’ll protect me from villains, followed by a steamy sex session. Again, a girl can dream . . .

Katie Holmes Goes Nuts for Knits on Jimmy Fallon

I realize I don’t write a fashion blog, but it’s worth noting that any Late Night television show is formal enough to justify actually putting a little effort into one’s look. Knits are great, but not for Jimmy Fallon. And furthermore, it’s safe to say that Tom Cruise had nothing to do with Katie Holmes personality, considering she’s exactly the same now as she was pre-divorce. So lay off Tom Cruise. Anyhow — watch the interview below.

TOM CRUISE SUES — The Cowboy Strikes Again

20121025-144416.jpgRegardless of the tabloid trash Tom Cruise that surrounds Tom Cruise’s life, I will always love him. And I will also always love that he has a zero tolerance policy for defamation, and he’s unafraid to sue. Such is the case with Life & Style and In Touch Magazine, who he is suing for $50 million for claiming he abandoned his child. If you’re rich, then why not set a precedent of squashing these horrific stories, especially when those stories involve innocent children that did not choose the limelight? Good job, Tom.

TABLOID GOSSIP — NEWS REVIEW


 

  • Chris Brown’s mom isn’t happy with Rihanna. Perez
  • Did “The Bachelorette’s’ Emily Maynard cheat? WetPaint
  • Vanessa Marcil is getting divorced. Wonderwall
  • Lindsay Lohan is in trouble again. Rumor Fix
  • Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are officially divorced. Huffington Post
  • Nicki Minaj might be a new judge on ‘American Idol.’ Contact Music
  • Avril Lavigne is engaged to the lead singer of Nickelback. Hollywood Tuna
  • Megan Fox has a big baby bump. Socialite Life
  • Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen have a very healthy relationship. Radar Online
  • Did Rob Pattinson cheat too? Jezebel
  • Miley Cyrus got a new haircut. Showbiz Spy 
  • Former SC governor, Mark Sanford, is engaged to his mistress. NYT
  • Usher’s custody battle ended in a victory for the singer. TMZ
  • Snooki gave birth. MTV

 

The Dishmaster Returns! — Tabloid Recap

I’ve returned from a very relaxing vacation, which involved some much-needed bonding time with some very good friends. Thanks to all my loyal readers for sticking around, and thanks to my mother for making me lots of delicious bagels for breakfast every morning. And in case you didn’t keep up with the celebrity gossip while I was gone, I’ve listed all the extremely important news items below. Enjoy!

 

  • Sienna Miller gave birth. Pop Sugar
  • Claire Danes is pregnant with her first baby. Us Magazine
  • Kris Humphries might have a pregnant ex-girlfriend. TMZ
  • Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes are negotiating a divorce settlement. E! Online
  • Kimberly Stewart showed-off her baby with Benicio Del Toro. Radar Online
  • Katy Perry reveals the reasons for her divorce from Russell Brand in her new film, ‘Part of Me.’ Hollywood Life
  • Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively look happy. People
  • Singer Lily Allen is pregnant. Perez Hilton
  • Barney Frank married his longtime partner. New York Times
  • Serena Williams won her fifth Wimbleton title. Yahoo! Sports
  • George Clooney & Jennifer Aniston are still friends. Jezebel
  • Kelly Osbourne might be a brat. MSN
  • Jennifer Lopez is hot. The Superficial
  • Justin Bieber is a bad driver. Pop Crunch
  • ‘Magic Mike’ costars Channing Tatum & Alex Pettyfer hate each other. Celebitchy
  • ‘True Blood’s’ Joe Manganiello has a new girlfriend. Celebrity Pop
  • Spoiler Alert: Who does Emily Maynard pick on ‘The Bachelorette’? Astrochicks
  • Taylor Swift might be dating Patrick Schwarzenegger. Boston