Tag: Howard Stern

Lena Dunham Responds to Howard Stern Calling Her a “Little Fat Girl”

Though I wasn’t a Lena Dunham fan before, I am most certainly one now. It all began when Howard Stern’s wife asked him to watch Dunham’s show, ‘Girls,’ and he took to the airwaves to voice his critique, saying, “It’s a little fat girl who kind of looks like Jonah Hill and she keeps taking her clothes off and it kind of feels like a rape. I don’t want to see that.” Dunham took it in stride and voiced her excitement to Letterman, saying she hoped to have his quote written on her gravestone because she wants the world to know that it’s “hard for little fat chicks to get something going,” and she certainly accomplished that. Watch below.

Jimmy Kimmel Bashes Leno — Playground Bully?

Though I’m an adamant fan of both Howard Stern and Jimmy Kimmel, I’m officially putting a public stop to their Leno bashing. In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Kimmel put a predictable hit out on Leno, saying, “As a comedian, you can’t not have disdain for what he’s done. He totally sold out. He was a master chef who opened a Burger King.”

I certainly take shots at celebrities I dislike, but that’s mostly driven by my inside knowledge about how they treat their staff. And my inside sources tell me Leno treats his staff with the utmost respect. Additionally, if it’s true that the guy sold out, then I’d like to scream “SO WHAT” from the rooftops. He’s employed a plethora of people, and if selling his soul includes telling schmaltzy jokes publicly while maintaining his comedic integrity during his stand-up gigs, then so be it. Lastly, I will once again reiterate that I do not hold Leno accountable during the NBC/Conan debacle. Conan pushed Leno out, and Leno fought to maintain his gig. Anyone in their right mind would do the same — including Kimmel. Have some tact.

Quote of the Day — Howard Stern on Kim Kardashian’s Pregnancy

“It’s going to be something to see. And you know she’s going to whore out this pregnancy because she has no [other] career. . . . US Weekly just bought a tent that’s going to go inside her vagina so they can cover all the action. . . . Ryan Seacrest is going to film the birth because for once we’re going to see something coming out of that pussy instead of going in.” Howard Stern, on Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy.

Nick Cannon on Kim Kardashian: “She Lied To Me About the Sex Tape”

Kim_kardashian_nick_cannonNick Cannon dropped a huge bomb on Howard Stern today, and I’m shocked it hasn’t gone viral. When asked about his brief dalliance with Kim Kardashian, Cannon said he ended it shortly after her sex tape reached the masses. According to Cannon, Ray J approached him and said, “You think you’re having a good time now, but that’s all about to change.” At the time of his message Cannon wasn’t aware of the reason, but when rumors started to circulate about the sex tape, Kardashian adamantly insisted to Cannon that it didn’t exist. Cannon believed her, and when the tape came out he was shocked, especially since she emphatically lied to him for so long. Cannon then said that if she had originally confessed, he might have stuck around.

Howard Stern Berates His Staff for Hurricane Sandy Absence — Lost His Mind

I’ve always known Howard Stern is nuts, and his crazy creates great content. That being said, this week’s insanity crossed the line. Stern berated his staff for their Hurricane Sandy absence, calling them undependable and scolding their work ethic. Though Stern showed up to broadcast, he found it unforgivable that his staff did not, and he even scoffed at the suggestion that they’d stay home to “protect their family,” insisting that had anything gone wrong, there’s nothing they could have done anyhow. His dedicated counterpart, Robin Quivers, even took his side, showing up each day and equally berating the staff. Though Stern proclaimed that he is “full of love” and “holds no animosity,” his subsequent comments indicated the opposite. For a guy with an excessive vacation schedule that outrages his fans, you’d think he’d be a little more understanding at the prospect of missing a show.

Howard Stern on Dr. Phil’s Dina Lohan Interview: “He’s a Bloated Bully”


“Dr. Phil is such an asshole. It’s like he’s beating up a retarded person. How are you helping that woman by lecturing her on television and telling her what a moron she is? He’s such a fucking bull shit artist. If she had any brains, she would have said, “Are you a real doctor?” At least Dr. Drew is good at pretending he cares. Dr. Phil doesn’t even pretend he cares. He’s just a fucking asshole. It’s not like he’s exposing Watergate. He took a woman who is obviously disturbed . . . . You fuck. Let’s take every disturbed person and you can sit there with that smug, fat, bloated look on your face. He’s a bully. He’s beating up on a woman who’s a complete mess. He’s like a parent who just lectures you to death. I can’t stand that prick. I want him to come on here so I can yell at him. Let’s see him stand up to me.” Howard Stern’s hilarious and appropriate on “Dr.” Phil.

Jay Leno Takes Pay Cut to Save His Staff

For years popular comedians (including my icon — Howard Stern) have bashed Jay Leno, yet I’ve constantly heard from insiders that he’s incredibly good to his staff. And with the news that Leno took a pay cut to save his staff’s jobs in the midst of NBC/Comcast budget cuts, it’s clear that the Leno bashers should give it a rest. Sure he’s got a ton of money and could probably work for free, but it doesn’t matter. It’s an admirable move.

Tiffani Amber Thiessen Address Jennie Garth Feud on Howard Stern

Who would have thought that Tiffani Amber Thiessen would make a great Howard Stern interview? The juiciest part of her Stern sit-down involved his Jennie-Garth-feud questions. Though she wouldn’t divulge much, she did give some substantial clues about what went wrong, saying “I was the one who was hurt.” When Stern asked his sidekick, Robin Quivers, for a translation of Tiffani’s cryptic response, Thiessen confirmed Robin’s suspicion that Garth wasn’t there for her in her time of need. Thiessen also said that the female members of the 90210 cast weren’t nice to her when she join the show, and it’s “ironic that her friendship with Garth ended just the way it began.” Ouch!

Quote of the Day — President Obama on Howard Stern?

“If I am lucky enough to be reelected, I want to build a bridge to the future. A bridge that all Americans can sleep on. I know unemployment is 10%, but we can get this number down if Americans would just stop looking for work . . . . The American worker is the most productive worker in the world. You know those signs that say made in china? We make those.” President Obama (Alright — you caught me. It’s not really President Obama. But it might as well have been. The quote came from a very talented Obama impersonator on the Howard Stern show).