If you’re looking for good music, just watch a Late Night show, because they’ve been consistently featuring quality bands. One such band is Beirut, who I am in love with. Watch their performance below and buy their album, The Rip Tide. It’s incredible from start to finish.
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The Beach Boys Release New Single — Pretend They Don’t Hate Each Other
Though I hate to rain on a fraudulent love-parade, I couldn’t help but roll my eyes during The Beach Boys sizzle reel for their new single, “That’s Why God Made the Radio.” Sure it’s great that they reunited, and I’m thrilled that Brian Wilson is making new music, but they should have just said, “We still hate each other, but we’ve learned a lot from Axl Rose.”
Guiliana and Bill Rancic Finally Get Pregnant!
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Though I take issue with Giuliana and Bill Rancic’s incessant need to publicize every element of their personal lives, I can still take a moment to congratulate the happy couple on their pregnancy. Watch below to see the moment they heard the news.
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Quote of the Day — Howard Stern is the King!
“I am the most successful radio personality of all time. I don’t say that to brag. I’m embarrassed to say that if I’m the best there is. But it’s the fact . . . . There’s nobody else who could do what I did. There’s no question who’s the most influential person in radio. It’s me! And there’s no one else! I’ve never seen so much jealously as I’ve seen in the radio industry. People cannot stand my success. Why shouldn’t I say it?” Howard Stern on one of his hilariously humble rants.
Rosie O’Donnell Thinks Lindsay Lohan is Unhirable
Rosie O’Donnell, Star Jones, and Donny Deutsch joined Matt Lauer on The Today Show for what can only be described as the best segment in Today Show history. Though the story gained traction for O’Donnell’s assertion that Lindsay Lohan isn’t ready to work, the entire segment is worth watching. The quick, topic-to-topic format, is blissful for ADD viewers such as myself. I particularly enjoyed O’Donnell’s revelation that Lohan couldn’t be bothered to show up for her Saturday Night Live rehearsals. Clearly she has some inside information. Watch below.
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Cheryl Burke and William Levy Dance the Rumba — Hot & Steamy!
I have to give Cheryl Burke some major credit. If William Levy was my partner, I’d probably choreograph the sexiest routine in the history of Dancing With the Stars too. It just make sense. Here’s how I imagine that conversation went: “William, please put your hand on my ass for the entirety of the routine. Don’t question me! That’s exactly how you dance the rumba!” Watch below.
David Foster’s Wife Joins Real Housewives of Beverly Hills — Has He Learned Nothing?
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If you don’t know David Foster, let me just truncate his biography by saying he’s a bit of a music legend. He was also formerly married to Linda Thompson, another well-known song-writer. Their marriage crumbled shortly after they agreed to do an ill-fated reality show with Thompson’s children, Brody and Brandon Jenner, called The Princes of Malibu. My point? You’d think Foster would have learned his lesson. He’s newly married to Yolanda Hadid, and she’s agreed to appear on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This can’t go well.
Kholie Kardashian on Kim’s Ass: “It’s a Flotation Device”
Chelsea Handler Attacks Angelina Jolie — Should Jennifer Aniston be Pissed?
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The only tabloid story I hope dies a painful, hell-ridden death, is the Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt love-triangle. It’s over, and the only people who can’t seem to move on is the media. And by “media” — I mean Chelsea Handler. In a recent interview, Handler took an unnecessary swipe at Jolie, saying she’s not a girl’s girl, and “she doesn’t strike [her] as someone [she] would have a close friendship with.” Though I appreciate her candor, she has to know that her comments will inevitably resurrect the love-triangle stories, and since she’s friends with Jennifer Aniston, I would imagine she’d be trying to do the opposite. It’s inappropriate.
HBO’s ‘Girls’ — Best New Show on Television
I was recently tipped off by a very annoying individual to watch HBO’s Girls. Naturally, I rolled my eyes and ignored the suggestion. Then in a moment of weakness, I watched it, and I was mesmerized. Though I’m a huge Sex and the City fan, the comparisons between the two shows is what initially turned me off. But those comparisons are far off the mark. It’s an artsy, character-driven show. In fact, the main character, Lena Dunham, is also the creator and writer. The idea began with a call from Judd Apatow who took a liking to Dunham afer watching her independent film, Tiny Furniture. Apatow is also a producer. Watch the trailer below.