This has to be the greatest prank in history. When Tyrese Gibson mistakenly emailed Amber Tamblyn instead of Amber Rose in hopes of collaborating on a rap song, Amber Tamblyn couldn’t resist the urge to send him some very funny faux tracks. When Tyrese heard the tracks below, he said, “That was trash …. Sorry .. At this point I don’t even believe this is Amber …. I’m cool … Good luck on your career … One.” Tamblyn later explained the prank, saying, “Tyrese is a very sweet guy with good intentions who made a mistake and I, being an actress and engaged to a comedian, could not help myself. Tyrese, please accept my 87% hearfelt apology for stringing you along. I think we could have made beautiful music together.” Listen below.
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Avril Lavigne’s Video: ‘Goodbye’ Boy — Hello Lingerie!
Nothing says “I’m sad about my ex” like prancing around your apartment in lingerie. Avril Lavigne’s emotional video for her new song, “Goodbye,” is all about leaving a boy behind. There’s just one problem — where’s the boy? It seems like some awfully narcissistic lamenting. I do like the song, though. Watch below.
Walk Off The Earth Covers Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know” — Amazing!
Given that the video below already has over sixty million hits, these guys don’t really need my promotion. That being said, it’s just too good not to post. Walk Off the Earth covered Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used to Know,” and they accomplished their task by brilliantly sharing one guitar. And I’m not the only fan. Gotye himself called it “hilarious and brilliant” and said, he “knows who to ask for [acoustic] versions of his song.” Watch below.
Oprah Interviews Whitney Houston’s Family — Too Soon?
When someone famous dies, the media-vultures descend. Though I respect Oprah, it’s simply too soon to interview Whitney Houston’s family, especially her daughter. I realize that they are likely being harassed for an interview, and this will facilitate a vulture-hiatus, but to use a disgusting analogy — it doesn’t pass the smell test. Watch a preview below.
Dear Chris “CT” Tamburello — The Dishmaster Wants to Interview You
If you know me personally, then you know that when I want something — I won’t stop until I get it. That’s either because I’m ambitious, or because I’m spoiled. When I request interviews for The Dishmaster, those interviews are based solely on my personal preference. And that preference is dictated by one of two things: 1) I’ve been a long-time fan of your work or 2) I think you’re super hot, and I want to pick your brain to determine if our babies will be intelligent. In the case of Chris “CT” Tamburello, it’s a bit of both. I loved him on The Real World, and I loved his story on The Real World/Road Rules challenges. He fell in love with Diem Brown on the show while she was recovering from cancer, and he later got himself in trouble during a fight with Adam King, which was later explained when CT revealed he was mourning the loss of his brother’s passing shortly before the show began. He returned to MTV years later, and he redeemed himself while partnered with Adam King, which included many apologies and a clear desire to turn their on-air partnership and former rivalry into a post-show friendship. So why the CT biography, and where am I going with this? I want to interview the guy, and I can’t seem to find him. I’ve reached out in every way possible, and I’m hitting roadblocks. I have a million inside lines, and a slew of resources with talent representatives, and I still haven’t had any luck. In fact, I haven’t hit this many dead ends since I requested an interview with Colin Hay (yes, I’m being serious). So CT — if you’re reading this — I want you (pun intended) — and I won’t stop until I get you.
Note to CT: My email address is: Info@TheDishmaster.com.
Christina Hendricks Cellphone Hacked — When Will This End?!
Attention bloggers everywhere: If celebrities have their cellphone hacked and you republished those hacked photos, then you are a vile, disgusting human being that will rot in hell. It’s bad enough that celebrities aren’t free to live their lives without a paparazzi invasion, but now the entire internet simultaneous condemns and publishes a hacker’s photo that was taken from someone’s personal cell-phone. This absolutely astounds me. It’s akin to taking photos outside someone’s window while they are naked in their house and then publishing those photos on the internet. I will not link to any site that published the photos. I will only say that anyone guilty of publishing naked-celebrity-photos without a celebrity’s consent — will rot in hell. I am sure of it.
Dr. Oz on Chelsea Lately — Describes “Secretary Ass”
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Every time I see Dr. Oz, I think about all the things that might be wrong with me that I never knew about. In fact, I stopped watching the show after his vagina lecture (don’t ask). So when he appeared on Chelsea Lately and discussed what is known as “secretary ass” I felt like tracking him down to kill him. Apparently, if your job requires that you sit in a chair all day, your ass will expand and fat cells will fill in the gaps. As if my ass isn’t big enough, now I have to worry about it getting bigger?! Watch after the jump at your own risk.
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Quote of the Day — Simon Cowell Calls Nicole Scherzinger “Ditzy”
Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Newsy Nonsense
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- The Big Bang Theory’s Kelly Cuoco is no longer engaged. Huffington Post
- Taylor Swift and Tim Tebow might be engaged. New York Daily News
- Janet Jackson said no to X Factor. MTV
- Eddie Murphy and Toni Braxton might be dating. Daily Mail
- Tiger Woods was betrayed by his former coach, Hank Haney. USA Today
- Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have a new baby boy. People
- Bill Murray said no to Ghostbusters. Entertainment Weekly
- Ashley Tisdale & Martin Johnson made their red-carpet-debut as a couple. Us Magazine
- Natalie Portman is married. E! Online
- Uma Thurman is pregnant. Pop Crunch
- Russell Brand has a new girlfriend. Rumor Fix
- Lamar Odom got demoted from the Dallas Mavericks. Bossip
Quote of the Day — Melissa Rivers on Dating a Porn King
“He’s very normal, he’s just a businessman in the business. He runs the entertainment company, which is rather large. But we were in Vegas last week for the awards, and a lot of the girls looked so good. All night, girls were coming up to me asking about how they looked, and I would just think, ‘Well, I can’t see your vagina, so that’s good,’ and their makeup is running down their faces and there’s actually a best anal work award. One girl said, I don’t know if I can say this, but ‘I would like to thank my a–hole for putting up with all of these shenanigans.'” Melissa Rivers, on the perks of dating a porn king (A.K.A the head of Vivid Entertainment).