In case you were wondering why Kate Gosselin would fly across the country every week to compete on Dancing With the Stars, the answer has been revealed. Popeater reports that Gosselin made $100,000 per episode, which means that she took home a grand total of $500,000. This paycheck does not surprise me. Gosselin was the biggest draw of the season, and after she left the ratings went down significantly. That explains why they brought her back for the finale, despite all of the reports about her being difficult. She sure is doing well lately. With her two new TLC shows, I don’t think she’ll have a problem feeding her eight children. Do you think Jon contributes at all anymore?
Category: General
Howard Stern Denounces his Radio Hall of Fame Nomination – “Don’t Vote for Me”
The National Radio Hall of Fame nominated Howard Stern this year, and Stern isn’t impressed. He claims that the National Radio Hall of Fame is complete bull shit, and his fans shouldn’t vote for him. Stern’s main source of anger is that he’s been the King of radio for a gazillion years and he’s shunned from the nominations every year. So now that they finally came around and acknowledged him, he wants no part of it. He’s also insulted that he is up against people that he considers complete nobodys in radio (Bob Brinker; Carl Kasell; and Bob Kingsley). So should the fans listen to Stern and refrain from voting? I say no. Stern’s most hilarious radio is when he’s insanely angry about something, so I recommend doing everything you can to incite some animosity.
Jesse James on Nightline – The Recap
Jesse James had sat down with Nightline tonight, and with the exception of the judgmental Vicki Mabrey, it was a good interview. He explained that he cheated because he was out to “sabotage his life.” He also admitted that he went to rehab to deal with sex addiction, his abusive childhood, and his anger issues. Oh and about those Nazi pictures – he adopted a black baby so that pretty much answers that question. Oh wait – he couldn’t give that answer, so he instead said that it was a stupid joke that got blown up because it was released in the midst of this cheating scandal. The most revealing part of the interview was when he said that he never felt “good enough.” That would certainly explain why he downgraded so heavily with his affairs. I can’t figure out why I forgive Jesse James for this and yet I think Tiger Woods is the biggest piece of shit on the planet. What’s the difference? Both cheated with disgusting women, and both pretended to have perfect marriages in the press. Hmm…perhaps because I don’t think Tiger Woods is actually sorry. Who knows.
Ellen DeGeneres is Starting a Record Label . . . HUH?
Ellen DeGeneres is launching her own record label called eleveneleven. Her first signed artist will be 12 year old Greyson Chance. I’m not sure what to make of this. Can anyone start a label now? I guess all you need is a ton of dough. I think the timing of this announcement is pretty perfect though. Her contract with American Idol is up after this season is over, and she can use this to say that she has the “music experience” necessary to be a judge. We’ll see if she gets any hit makers though. When Cowell began American Idol, he already had some huge successes under his belt. He wasn’t just some funny gy that they threw on the panel. Watch Greyson Chance sing Lady Gaga’s Papparazi below. He’s okay I guess, but I’m not sure I have any interest in watching 12 year olds sing.
Movie Review: ‘Letters to Juliet’
This is one of the best romantic comedies that I’ve ever seen. The trailer is absolutely abominable, so it only makes sense that when I tell my friends how great this movie is, they give me a look of horror. The film follows Amanda Seyfried who yearns to be a writer. She travels to Italy with her fiance, who is buying products for his newly opened Italian restaurant. While in Italy, Seyfried visits the house once inhabited by Shakespeare’s Juliet, where random people write letters to Juliet asking for advice about love. Seyfried finds a letter lodged in the wall that is over 50 years old, and she decides to respond. Vanessa Redgrave receives the fifty year old answer, and is inspired to return to Italy to find her long lost love. She brings her grandson along who is furious with this ridiculous idea. One thing leads to another and Seyfriend decides to join them in their journey of locating Redgrave’s love. It might sound cheesy, but I promise it works. Go see it!
Dancing With the Stars Re-Airs Yesterday’s Episode – Are you Joking?
Am I hallucinating? Why on earth would the geniuses at ABC choose to re-air yesterday’s show? Oh wait . . . it just occurred to me. They are trying to compete with the ‘American Idol’ finale from 8:00 to 9:00 pm. You guys don’t have any original programming? After all, last night’s show is already uploaded on the ABC website. I wouldn’t be so infuriated if I didn’t momentarily think I lost my sanity while watching this repeat.
Howard Stern Goes to the ‘Sex and the City 2’ Premiere – See Pictures
For some reason the thought of Howard Stern at the premiere of ‘Sex and the City 2’ makes me laugh hysterically. If you listened to the show today, you would have heard him endlessly discuss his anxiety about the premiere, because he was to wake up at 4:00am to do his show in the morning. His solution? He’ll only watch the first half-hour of the movie and dip out in time to get his full 8 hours of sleep. At least he got to strike some poses on the red carpet though. See pictures of Stern and others below.
[Sarah Jessica Parker]
[Cynthia Nixon]
[Kristen Davis]
[Kim Cattrall]
[Whitney Port]
Joe Jonas Says he Dumped Demi Lovato – Is that Necessary Joe?
Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato broke up, and Joe decided to take a very classy approach by letting the press know that it was “his decision” to end the relationship. Really Joe? Next are you going to tell the papers that she put on a few pounds and you just weren’t attracted to her anymore? Just say the breakup was mutual and move on. I think Lovato needs to call Ryan Phillipe, who once said on Howard Stern that he would no longer date a girl with a publicist, after Abbie Cornish felt the need to release a statement that she dumped him and not the other way around.
Dancing With the Stars Finale – The Choreographers Need Choreographers?
Three couples competed for the coveted mirror ball trophy on tonight’s ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ and it was . . . interesting. Both Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Anna Trebunskaya needed a little extra help from an outside choreographer for their routine. Am I the only person that thinks this is ridiculous? I understand that they are only trained in ballroom, but then why don’t you design a free-style routine that is a twist on ball-room? If you’re unable to choreograph outside of your genre, then you can’t do that routine. Simple enough. You didn’t see Derek Hough bringing in outside help, and his routine was the best of them all. Watch Derek and Nicole’s free-style below.
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Britney Spears Beats Ashton Kutcher in Twitter Followers
I can’t decide if this news makes me happy or sad. On the one hand, I’m so in love with Britney Spears that I often find myself dancing in front of my mirror with a fake snake around my shoulders singing “I’m a Slave for You.” On the other hand, Ashton is the King of Twitter. He practically launched the social medium, and I hate to see a king lose his crown. I’ve therefore decided that Ashton and Britney are officially the King AND Queen of Twitter, and they need to have a cup of coffee to discuss what appearances they will make with these titles. Oh to be a fly on the wall during an Ashton/Britney conversation.