Linked In — Celebrity Gossip Rundown

Nikki Sixx got hitched. People

Jamie Lynn Spears is married. E! Online

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard had an engagement party. NYDN

Elizabeth Olsen is engaged. Celebuzz

The Bachelor war rages on. Radar Online

Angelina Jolie plans to have another preventative cancer surgery. Hollywood Life

Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell are going strong. Wet Paint

Kristen Cavallari didn’t vaccinate her kid. PopBytes

The stars of ‘2 Broke Girls‘ defended Lindsay Lohan. Entertainment Weekly

Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest reunited. Miami Herald

 

Lady Gaga Gets Vomited On — Glamorizes Bulimia?

The irony of Demi Lovato being told to “lighten up” by the chick who “artistically” vomited on Lady Gaga during South By Southwest, is that she’s hardly in a position to educate anyone on normalcy. According to Millie Brown, her and Lady Gaga were simply trying to challenge one’s concept of beauty by vomiting on each other, and were not “glamorizing bulimia,” as Demi suggested. I have a few things to say. First, if Lady Gaga moved people with her music she’d make the news for something positive, instead of desperate shock & awe tactics. Second, if I were “art,” I’d be offended. Despite the now popular belief that all art is subjective, I’d like to hop off the crazy train and definitively suggest the opposite. Art is supposed to be aesthetically pleasing, and I find it extremely haughty for Lady Gaga to think for even a moment that she deserves any type of treatment in that category. Third, Demi Lovato is correct. Shoving your fingers down your throat for any arbitrary purpose is irresponsible, and I need not elaborate. Why? Because it’s obvious and I’d rather not waste my time on peons looking for attention. Lastly, I find the idea of combining genres to be captivating (i.e. ART AND MUSIC). It’s too bad Lady Gaga has no idea how to execute it. I’d post a video of the event in question or a simple picture of Lady Gaga, but I wish to no longer promote her in any capacity. This article will be the end of it.

JLO Releases “I Luh Ya Papi” Video — Man-eating Masterpiece

It what can only be described as a brilliant, butt-tastic bonanza, Jennifer Lopez released her video for “I Luh Ya Papi.” JLO turned the tables on the endless array of ridiculous male singers who often flood their videos with bikini-wearing women for no reason at all. The solution? Speedo wearing men, of course! Watch JLO prove once again that she’s a reigning diva whose throne is well-deserved.

Isaiah Washington Returns to Grey’s Anatomy — HOORAY!

Of all the exits on Grey’s Anatomy, Isaiah Washington hit me the hardest. I realize the circumstances surrounding his exit demanded his departure, but nonetheless, he left a hole that the cast never quite recovered from. Dr. Burke served as Dr. Shepherd’s nemesis, with the two often challenging each other’s power at the hospital. Though Owen Hunt essentially took his place, he never quite served the same purpose, and Patrick Dempsey’s character has felt slightly stunted every since. Furthermore, he had great chemistry with Sandra Oh, which has also been unmatched. It’s recently been revealed that Washington will return for a one-episode sendoff of Dr. Christina Yang, and I could not be happier. Here’s hoping his appearance extends beyond that. Hear that Shonda Rimes?

Jon Stewart Slams FOX News on Food Stamps — WATCH NOW

FOX News should be very afraid of The Daily Show, given that Jon Stewart has made it his personal mission to squash their ridiculous rants on food stamps, and rightfully point out their defense of tax loopholes that aid the rich. After all, why pick on the rich when the poor are such easy targets? Fortunately for those less fortunate, Jon Stewart has come to rescue in a big way. Watch below.

Harry Connick Jr. Performs ‘One Fine Thing’ on American Idol

What makes Harry Connick Jr. a qualified judge on ‘American Idol?’ His voice, of course! Plus, he’s a known piano prodigy. Watch his performance on ‘American Idol’ below to learn a thing or two about a thing or two.


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George Lopez Tells Ellen About His Recent Arrest

When celebrities suffer public embarrassment over their alcohol intake, you can be pretty sure their problem is far greater than their infraction. Why? Because they go to great lengths with many resources to present themselves in the best light possible, and that team usually fails when their client is beyond help. Despite George Lopez’s very funny summary on Ellen of how he ended up drunk on the casino floor in Canada, it’s pretty clear the guy needs to turn his life around. According to Lopez, he’s now sober. Watch below.

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Chelsea Handler to Piers Morgan: “You’re a Terrible Interviewer”

It’s clear Piers Morgan can take a beating, and it’s also clear Chelsea Handler can give one. Handler visited his set to promote her new book, and she was obviously unhappy with Piers’ inability to stay on topic, along with ignoring her during the commercial break. Though her zing was made in jest, it’s pretty accurate. Morgan bounces around so many questions at once and rarely asks a follow-up that indicates he’s listening. Watch below.

President Obama is ‘Between Two Ferns’ with Zach Galifianakis — Promotes Obamacare

President Obama visited Zach Galifianakis for a sit-down interview about The Affordable Care Act, and hilarity ensued. When Zach asked, “What is it like to be the last black president?” Obama replied with, “Seriously, what’s it like for this to be the last time you ever talk to a president?” According to CNN, the White House invited celebrities to find innovative ways to promote the Affordable Care Act, as it’s success depends on having 40% of its enrollees be between the ages of 18 and 34. The Executive Producer of Funny or Die’s ‘Between Two Ferns’ then met with Obama’s senior adviser, and the rest is history. The segment was met with a lot of interrupting laughter and ad-libbing. Watch below, and go to Healthcare.gov to get covered. Now’s your chance! You have until March 31st.

Macy Gray Releases ‘Stoned’ — LISTEN NOW

Macy Gray has returned to the music scene with a vengeance, releasing ‘Stoned,’ a song off her soon to be released summer album called, ‘My Way.’ The song is, “Macy’s message about seeking independence and recovery through getting lifted after being stood up on a date.” Listen below, and read my INTERVIEW with Macy Gray for an inside look at the superstar.

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