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“These f*cking people won’t lighten up with that abortion. It’s legal. Get over it. Don’t have one if you’re not into it. And Rick Santorum is another genius with that sweater vest. They should take that vest and him and throw him right out of this country!” Howard Stern’s take on abortion protesters and his opposition to Rick Santorum.
I’ve never cheated on a significant other in my entire life. That’s more about my anxiety than it is about being moral, but either way — it’s wrong. So when I hear of friends who have engaged in such indiscretions and don’t tell their partner, I often wonder if they are sociopaths. Kyle Richards might be one such sociopath, after an appearance on The View where she discussed advising a close friend (who may or may not be Kyle Richards in disguise) not to “cheat and tell.” How does the guilt not eat you alive? Remember when love involved picking flower petals and saying, “he loves me, he loves me not.”
I have a lot of friends who smoke weed. And though I outwardly say, “no judgment,” my internal monologue is on rapid-fire thinking things like, “this drug is ruining your life; your brain has become a latke; you’re a loaf of bread; if you keep this up, you’ll eventually deteriorate into an actual potato (forgive my excessive food references).” So you can imagine my reaction when I heard that The Social Network star, Armie Hammer, was arrested for pot possession. Aside from no longer finding him attractive on any level, it’s bad for his career. The illusion of perfection if important to maintain — TMZ is for the end of your career — not the beginning.
“Aaron, almost before anything started between us, said he wanted kids. He was very clear about wanting a family. We hardly go out now — it’s just us. Aaron has brought a set of values I didn’t even know I was looking for — family values. He is more grounded. He has been getting work offers which he has turned down because he wants to be here for the crucial first months of Wylda’s life.” Director Sam Taylor-Wood, 44, on her relationship with Kick-Ass Actor Aaron Johnson, who is 21 years old. She just gave birth to their second child together.
I’ve been saying for quite some time now that Newt Gingrich is a terrible person, but no one could say it better than Jon Stewart. Stewart rightfully pointed out Gingrich’s hypocrisy for attacking the media’s obsession with his personal life when Gingrich had no problem launching the same attack against Bill Clinton. Watch below.
The most painful kind of breakup is the one that occurs when you’re still in love but can’t make it work. And judging by Seal’s conversation with Piers Morgan, he’s going through that very thing. I’m impressed by his ability to discuss the situation without losing his cool. He’s certainly one of the classiest celebrities I’ve seen. Watch below.
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In every relationship there comes a point where both parties remain absolutely silent, for fear that even the word “hello” will start an argument. One thinks that’s the time to pull the plug; however, most relationships unfortunately end long after the boiling point. Such is the case with Abram and Cara-Maria, who are competing on MTV’s show, Battle of the Exes, where they are forced to pair up as teammates. In the clip below, you’ll see that there’s a fine line between love and hate.
Hollywood is run by nepotism, and so is every other industry on the planet. So lets stop feigning outrage at Jim Carrey’s daughter skipping the line on American Idol. Have you ever asked your parent to recommend you for a job? Have you ever pulled strings to get back stage at a concert? We’ve all wiggled our way through a line in our lives, it’s just that some people are better at hiding it. And as an aside, why is Jane Carrey “waitressing on and off?” Isn’t she Jim Carrey’s daughter? Watch her audition below.
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“The girl made it laying on her back fucking the President.” Joan Rivers on Chelsea Handler, referring to Chelsea’s former relationship with the then head of E!, Ted Harbart. To be fair, Joan said this to Howard Stern in response to Chelsea Handler’s attack on Joan Rivers from the day prior. The lesson? — Don’t piss off Joan Rivers.