Amy Schumer Fights Glamour Magazine: “I’m Not Plus-Size”

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When Glamour Magazine labeled Amy Schumer ‘plus-size” among Melissa McCarthy, Adele, and Ashley Graham, the outspoken comedian immediately fought back, claiming that she’s between a size six and a size eight, and the true definition of plus-size is a size 16. She furthered that the label is unnecessary, and “only reserved for women.” Glamour Magazine was quick to respond, insisting that they never called her plus-size and simply included her in the magazine as a representation of a positive body image.

Though I always appreciate Amy Schumer’s everyman take on the toxic beauty standards of Hollywood, I have to state the obvious. Her initial objection reeks of, “Hey, I might be curvy, but I’m certainly not as fat as those other chicks you mentioned,” instead of a blatant rejection of the label in its entirety. She’s right that the label is only reserved for women, but she muddied the message by stating her size. These labels are abhorrent, and each and every time the term “plus-size” is mentioned, there should be an objection, regardless of size. Just put normal-sized, non-anorexic women in your magazines without mention of weight. The sooner we eliminate this focus, people will stop focusing on it. And lastly, if it’s true that most women in America are beyond a size 12, that is ALSO AN ISSUE, and both women and men need to lose weight. I will not tout the importance of a healthy body image when that body image involves being overweight, nor will I do the same with emaciated runway models. Somewhere between plus-size and scary-skinny, there is a healthy weight, and any emphasis on either direction is flawed.

Jennifer Lopez Releases Dr. Luke Produced ‘Ain’t Your Mama’

jennifer-lopez-aint-your-mamaThere’s a reason Sony stood behind Dr. Luke in Kesha’s contract battle and subsequent allegations of rape and verbal abuse, and it likely has more to do with his status as a money-making-machine than his moral character. In fact, he’s worth way more to Sony than Kesha is, and I’ve long surmised that they kept Kesha under contract via Dr. Luke’s insistence.  There are far more legal complexities than meet the eye, though. Kesha is signed to Luke’s label, and Luke is under contract with Sony, so even though Sony has insisted that they can’t release her, they have offered for her to work with another producer, which the courts think is enough. But if Sony doesn’t have the power to release her, as they claim, then how do they have the power to offer up a different producer? Wouldn’t that be Luke’s decision? And if you’re deciding whether to believe the pop star, perhaps you can navigate your judgment via social media, based on other celebrities who have and have not spoken up. One such celebrity in the latter category is Jennifer Lopez, who just released a catchy track that was co-written and produced by Dr. Luke. In fact, ‘Ain’t Your Mama” is ironically a pro-woman anthem.

 

 

Ready, Jet, Go! Rosie Huntingon-Whiteley’s Getaway Guide

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Traveling in style is always a challenge, but glamorous globetrotter and model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is giving you an inside look at her effortlessly chic lifestyle and how to land in luxury. In her column for The Violet Files, Rosie reveals her travel itinerary, packing picks, and favorite, flawless looks. First stop: Heathrow.

IN-FLIGHT ESSENTIALS

  • In my carry on:Cashmere wrap and lounge pants from my Rosie for Autograph line, a soft white t-shirt from Paige Denim, and cashmere socks borrowed from my man. I bring my own food and snacks so I can avoid the plane food—usually I’ll pack a paleo wrap with turkey or chicken and salad, as well as nuts and dried fruit.
  • Reading material:Dr. Nigma Talib’s book Younger Skin Starts in the Gut.
  • Entertainment plan:Lately I’ve been catching up on reading or favorite TV shows—this time it was The People v. O.J. Simpson.
  • First order of business:Ask for the biggest bottle of water they can provide and try to drink at least 3-4 liters. I also change straight into comfortable clothes, folding and hanging my airport outfit to avoid any creases before landing.

TSA-APPROVED BEAUTY (all available at VIOLET GREY and approved by the Violet Code)

  • Skincare:I remove my makeup with Koh Gen Do wipes as soon as I’m settled and spritz with Santa Maria Novella Acqua di Rose. I follow up with my regular skincare routine: iS Clincal Pro-Heal Serum or C-15 Serum and Dr. Barbara Sturm Face Cream or Chantecaille’s Rose de Mai moisturizer, plus By Terry Baume de Rose for my lips. I apply African Botanics Marula Body Oil to my legs and feet to keep them hydrated.
  • Makeup:I carry just enough to give me quick and easy results before landing. I use Rosie for Autograph Amazing Radiance Cream and Miracle Concealer, Tom Ford Flawless Powder/Foundation,RMS Living Luminizer and Lip2Cheek and Tom Ford lipstick in Indian Rose.
  • Hair:I always keep a Tangle Teezer brush and Yves Durif comb in my bag. I’ll use some René Furterer Dry Shampoo if I’m wearing my hair down, or I’ll scrape it back and use Moroccanoil Styling Gel for a sleek, structured look.
  • Pre-landing prep:I never travel without a lint roller in my bag to freshen up my outfit and my Rosie for Autograph fragrance.

PACKING LIST

  • Suitcase:I constantly have to replace my luggage as it gets so battered with all the traveling I do. The best brand I’ve found is Tumi. I use their Aden Expandable Fortnight Trip—they’re the most durable bags I’ve found. I never check less than two bags. I’m the best/worst packer!
  • Never-leave-home-without essentials:My iPhone, passport, reading material, change of currency and converter plugs.
  • Packed in multiples:Heels, Saint Laurent coats, Paige jeans, Rosie for Autograph lingerie, t-shirts.
  • Destination essential:Light jackets, a Burberry trench, Gianvito Rossi heels and Chloé sweaters. In London I’ll likely need them, no matter what time of year.

LONDON ADDRESS BOOK

Kris Jenner v. Caitlyn: “You Knew About My Transition”

iamcaitThere are three sides to every story, and judging by Kris Jenner’s exchange with Caitlyn over dinner, they will likely keep it that way. The exes simply don’t agree on whether Kris knew about Bruce’s desire to be a woman when they met. Caitlyn insists she confessed her inner-conflict to Kris, by saying she was on “hormones.” Kris said that while she knew he had taken drugs of some kind that could have impact his sperm count, she assumed it was steroids and not estrogen. There are many studies on memory and the ability to bend thoughts to meet the most favorite story-line, but since Bruce has been accused by his entire family of lying about his transition until the 11th hour, I’m siding with Kris. Watch the clip from ‘I Am Cait’ below.

Khloe Kardashian Attacks Kris Humphries . . . Again

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It’s become pretty standard for anyone with a modicum of fame to call upon their high-level friends to make special appearances on their sub-par shows, and Khloe Kardashian and Snoop are no exception. Sure Snoop has talent, but not in a talk-show medium, and none of the Kardashian clan has had any success in a solo venture. Kendall has, but she’s a model with an actual skill and a different last name. So when Snoop asked Khloe to appear on his web series, she kindly complied in return for his guest spot on her now-cancelled FYI television show. Khloe has over-saturated the talk-show circuit with the same repetitive sound bites, but this time around she took an interesting swipe at Kris Humphries, revealing that she boldly told Kim not to marry such a “loser.” Watch below.

Charlize Theron Speaks Out About Sean Penn Breakup

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The kiss of death for most public relationships usually involves large declarations of love, followed by words like “soul mate,” “love of my life,” and “I’ve never felt this way before.” Such was the case with Charlize Theron and Sean Penn, the latter of which even went so far as to suggest that despite his decades-long marriage to Robin Wright Penn and their two children, his marriage to Charlize Theron would actually be his first. Their romance ended shortly after it began, and rumor has it their personal relationship went south while shooting ‘The Last Face,’ together in South Africa.

So what went wrong besides Penn’s prickly on-set demeanor as a Director, and is it true that Theron “ghosted” her then fiance instead of ending the relationship amicably? Theron is now speaking out, and her potty-mouth is in full form. During her interview with WSJ Magazine, she said, “We were in a relationship and then it didn’t work anymore. And we both decided to separate. That’s it.” She added, “When you leave a relationship there has to be some f–king crazy story or some crazy drama. And the f–king ghosting thing, like literally, I still don’t even know what it is. It’s just its own beast.” There you have it.

For more details on whether it’s true that Penn was set to adopt her young son, visit WSJ Magazine.

 

JoJo Fletcher’s Ex Speaks Out — Dumped For the Bachelorette?

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Photo Credit: Getty Images

Though I initially rooted for JoJo Fletcher to be Ben Higgins final choice at the end of The Bachelor, her curiously cold reaction to seeing him on ‘After the Final Rose,’ just months after a devastating rejection seemed odd . . . to say the least. Need I also mention her brother’s very strange aversion to the reality dating show when he himself appeared on Eva Longoria’s show looking for love. OH Yeah — JoJo was there too. And case that’s not bad enough, ABC’s new bachelorette has an equally questionable ex who has sold her out to In Touch Magazine where he admits that they rekindled their romance immediately after the show ended, only to end things abruptly when she was picked to be the new Bachelorette. According to Chad, they “were sneaking around the whole time The Bachelor was airing because she wasn’t allowed to be seen with me.” Either JoJo has a desperate desire to be famous or she has a very bitter ex-boyfriend that also wants his fifteen minutes.

Bridget Jone’s Baby — Watch Now

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Bridget is back, and this time she has a baby on board. The only problem? Her philandering ways landed her a 50/50 father situation, and McDreamy is going head to head with Mr. Darcy for the title. So just how did Bridget end up single again for this third installment? I suppose we’ll have to see the film to find out, but from the looks of the trailer, they’re staying true to her adorably impish ways. Watch below.

ToonsTV and Apple TV Unite

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Mobile game publisher, Rovio Animation, announced that its ToonsTV television platform is set for a global launch on the all-new Apple TV. The free download is sans in-app purchaes and features more than 30 channels of key content, included Angry Birds, Piggy Tales, and Stella, in addition to its educational Rocket Science Show. According to its President, Rovio Animation has “high expectations for ToonsTV as a key component for watching top-notch, on-demand family content, and Apple TV is the perfect platform for directly reaching a wide audience in their living rooms.” And he might be right. So far, ToonsTV has had more than 5.6 billion views since 2013.

New Joan Rivers Documentary, ‘Exit Laughing’, Gets Premiere Date

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 1970:  Comedienne Joan Rivers performs live in November 1970 in New York City, New York. (Photo by I.C. Rapoport/Getty Images)
NEW YORK – NOVEMBER 1970: Comedienne Joan Rivers performs live in November 1970 in New York City, New York. (Photo by I.C. Rapoport/Getty Images)

As the first documentary about legendary comedian Joan Rivers since her death, ‘Joan Rivers: Exit Laughing” will debut April 1 at 10 p.m on New York’s PBS WNET Thirteen and will feature Sarah Silverman, Whitney Cummings, Kathy Griffin, Dick Cavett, Don Rickles, Lily Tomlin, Marlo Thomas and many others. It will be the first in a planned series documentary films about comedic titans and it will show how Joan “revolutionized the field as a pioneer to forge a path for the wave of female standups in the 1970’s and 1980’s and beyond,” according Jeffrey Pancer, Head Curator of the Comedy Hall of Fame.