Tag: Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt’s Chanel No.5 Commercial — A Smelly Turd?
Tabloid Gossip — Weekly Roundup — The News in Brief
- Lindsay Lohan ruined Francesca Eastwood’s birthday party by being . . . herself. Us Magazine
- Taylor Lautner has a new girlfriend. Hollywood Life
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are not getting married this weekend . . . or are they? People
- Kate Bosworth is engaged. Huffington Post
- Former Bachelorette star Jen Schefft had a baby girl. E! Online
- Kristen Stewart dropped out of her premiere because she’s “ashamed.” WetPaint
- Kourtney Kardashian released the first pictures of her daughter Penelope. StyleBlazer
- Brigitte Nielsen relapsed. Digital Spy
- Kim Kardashian is Kanye West’s bitch — and she loves it. Contact Music
- Liberty Ross and Rupert Sanders reunited for the first time since his Kristen Stewart affair. Daily Mail
- Stanley Tucci married Emily Blunt’s sister. Los Angeles Times
- Kristen Cavallari had a baby boy. USA Today
- Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis went to Bali. ICYDK
- Demi Moore’s new boyfriend is an Ashton Kutcher lookalike. Radar Online
- Zooey Deschanel has a new boyfriend. PopSugar
Chelsea Handler Attacks Angelina Jolie — Should Jennifer Aniston be Pissed?
The only tabloid story I hope dies a painful, hell-ridden death, is the Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt love-triangle. It’s over, and the only people who can’t seem to move on is the media. And by “media” — I mean Chelsea Handler. In a recent interview, Handler took an unnecessary swipe at Jolie, saying she’s not a girl’s girl, and “she doesn’t strike [her] as someone [she] would have a close friendship with.” Though I appreciate her candor, she has to know that her comments will inevitably resurrect the love-triangle stories, and since she’s friends with Jennifer Aniston, I would imagine she’d be trying to do the opposite. It’s inappropriate.
Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Drama-Rama
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged. USA Today
- Jennifer Aniston called Justin Theroux her “protector.” Celebitchy
- Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester has a new man. Just Jared
- Tony Romo had a baby. Huffington Post
- Bruce Jenner isn’t happy about the Kim Kardashian/Kanye West romance. In Case You Didn’t Know
- Chris Noth is married. Bye, bye Mr. Big. People
- Ricki Lake eloped. Contact Music
- Jada Pinkett Smith addresses those pesky marriage-rift rumors. Los Angeles Times
- Emma Roberts and Chord Overstreet reunited. E! Online
- Britney Spears’ fiance will be her new conservator. Wonderwall
- Lana Del Rey and Axl Rose are dating. The Blemish
- Lamar Odom and the Dallas Mavericks are dunzo. Celebuzz
- Joe Jonas has a new girlfriend. Ace Showbiz
- Jenny McCarthy might have a new boyfriend. Zap2It
- Scarlett Johanasson opened up about her “horrible” divorce. Examiner
- Marc Anthony filed for divorce from Jennifer Lopez despite a last minute attempt at reconciliation. TMZ
Brad Pitt on Jennifer Aniston Debacle — “Woe is Me”
Oh Brad — you have such a way of making yourself into the victim. As part of his cleanup tour, Pitt address the Parade-Magazine-Interview controversy, saying, “I think it’s a shame that I can’t say something nice about Angie without Jen being drug in.” The only snag? Brad Pitt — not the media — is solely responsible for Jennifer Aniston’s name re-surging in their love-triangle mess. And furthermore, if he’s upset that Aniston is getting mentioned, then don’t mention her — regardless of the context. Did I mention that he and Angelina Jolie have a history of taking insensitive, inappropriate actions in the media? If I left my husband for another man — I might be a little nicer. Below are examples of their insensitivity. Enjoy.
- “Because of the film, we ended up being brought together to do all these crazy things, and I think we found this strange friendship and partnership that kind of just suddenly happened. I think a few months in I realized, ‘God, I can’t wait to get to work.'” Angelina Jolie on developing feelings for Brad Pitt while they worked on set together. Celebitchy
- ‘Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.’ Brad Pitt on whether his children would see Mr. and Mrs. Smith, a movie he shot while still married to Jennifer Aniston. Daily Mail
- Shortly after leaving Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie posed for W Magazine as a faux family to promote Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Of Pitt’s decision to engage in the shoot, Jennifer Aniston famously said that he was missing a “sensitivity chip.”
- Before their romance was confirmed, Pitt and Jolie took a secret trip to Africa and were busted by the tabloids. Apparently, he didn’t tell Aniston about the trip, and when she saw the photos, she said, “the world was shocked and I was shocked.”
Brad Pitt Apologizes for Jennifer Aniston Quote — Was He Wrong?
I spent the ‘90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic. It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage [to actress Jennifer Aniston] had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.
When the predictable Jenifer-Aniston-related outrage followed, Pitt immediately did damage-control, saying:
It grieves me that this was interpreted this way. Jen is an incredibly giving, loving and hilarious woman who remains my friend. It is an important relationship I value greatly. The point I was trying to make is not that Jen was dull, but that I was becoming dull to myself — and that, I am responsible for.
I’m going to keep this short and sweet. Pitt’s follow-up is just as douchey as his original quote. Both he and Angelina Jolie need to leave Jennifer Aniston’s name out of their mouths for eternity. There’s no possible way for him to discuss his ex-wife without the tabloids going nuts, so it’s only fair for him to keep his mouth shut. Because he unilaterally ended his marriage, and he ended up with someone who’s also extremely famous, he owes his ex the courtesy of remaining silent.
Tabloid Gossip — Weekly Recap
- Bradley Cooper may be dating Olivia Wilde. Hot Momma
- Chelsea Handler admits she had an abortion. Vibe
- Kim Kardashian’s ass defies gravity. The Superficial
- John Edwards was indicted for using campaign funds to cover up his affair. Huffington Post
- Brad Pitt proves he’s still damn beautiful at the Tree of Life premiere. Ok! Magazine
- Kurt Cobain had a big penis. The Blemish
- Ashley Olsen and Justin Timberlake deny dating . Green Celebrity
- Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe broke up again. Beauty and the Dirt
- The Bachelorette Spoilers! Ashley Hebert’s final four men are revealed. Astrochicks
- Alec Baldwin, 52, is dating a 28 year old yoga instructor. Fit Celeb
- Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn broke up. Socialite Life
Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review
- Pussycat Dolls front-woman, Nicole Sherzinger, might be engaged to Lewis Hamilton. Starpulse
- Matthew Perry re-entered rehab. PinkistheNewBlog
- Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli broke up. Hollywood Life
- The Biggest Loser’s Jillian Michaels revealed plans to adopt a baby. SheKnows
- Hayden Panettiere and her very tall boyfriend, Vladamir Klitschko broke up. BigLead
- Angelina Jolie got a new tattoo of the coordinates where Brad Pitt was born. Celebrity Thing
- Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver split up. Astrochicks
Golden Globes Recap: Angelina Jolie Refuses to Laugh
UPDATE: Angelina Jolie can laugh after all. Click here