It's Not Gossip, It's Commentary
“What? In Touch said that? I know nothing about this … Lord. I’m going back to bed.” Will Smith and Jada Pinkett’s rep, Karynne Tencer, on whether In Touch Weekly’s report is true that the superstar couple separated.
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Somewhere out there, Michael Lilleund is crying. And not for the reason you might think. You know how when you breakup with someone you rarely want to even mention their name, for fear of Post Traumatic Relationship Stress taking over? Well, unfortunately for Tara Reid’s ex-boyfriend, the entire world is mentioning his name, and that’s because the press mistook him for her new husband. And since I’m feeling heartless today, I’ve mentioned the guy’s name in this post, because it’s just too damn funny not to discuss. I wonder if he received a slew of congratulatory phone calls followed by angry yelps of, “I’m done with her!!!” and “It wasn’t me!!!!” I sure hope the guy has a sense of humor.
The tragedy of a celebrity breakup is that there’s an internet time capsule with interviews of happier times. Let this be a lesson to famous couples everywhere — don’t publicly declare your love — you might pay for it later. Speaking of paying for it, I’m posting a video of Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony’s performance on American Idol, to show that Jennifer Lopez has a very nice ass, and these two might have actually liked each other at one point in time. Actually — they look like two titans competing for stage time. Perhaps that’s the lesson. Don’t marry someone of the same celebrity stature. No one wants to share a spotlight.
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