Cindy Crawford’s Daughter Models — She’s 10 — And Prepubescent

I realize that Cindy Crawford’s daughter is modeling Versace’s “children’s line,” but no child I know dresses like that. She’s being sexualized in a short skirt, and furthermore, I find it deplorable that the fashion industry uses child models because anorexia is much more easily averted when using prepubescent kids. Since they haven’t reached maturity, they don’t have to starve themselves yet — right? When I was ten years old, I played in a cardboard box that I insisted was a rocket ship. This is just sad.


Kendall Jenner Models Sherri Hill Gown — Isn’t She A Zygote?

You might recall a time in history when models didn’t look like little boys. Remember Cindy Crawford, and how she actually had those things that make up a woman — breasts and ass? And just when you thought it could not get worse, we’ve officially transitioned to a pre-pubescent stage. I understand that Kendall Jenner is of the Kardashian Posse and is therefore in demand, but that’s no excuse. She’s just too young — and it’s disturbing. I suppose this is the fashion industry’s alternative to anorexia. Why bother with hungry models when you can use children that haven’t full developed yet. It’s genius!

Can Celebrities Stop Taking Naked Pictures While Pregnant?

When Annie Leibovitz photographed Demi Moore’s naked and pregnant body for the cover of the 1991 Vanity Fair magazine, it was considered an artistic masterpiece.  It was a feminist statement, which told women everywhere that they could be both beautiful and pregnant at the same time.  Plus, it was original.  Annie Leibovitz is a fantastic photographer because of her unique creative vision.  Since that shot, photographers and celebrities everywhere have copied the idea, and every woman under the sun poses naked while pregnant.  It’s not that I don’t love a naked, pregnant body –it’s that I don’t love copycats, and it’s time to retire the idea.  To see what I mean, click the links below.

Christina Aguilera Pregnant

Britney Spears Pregnant

Miranda Kerr Pregnant

Monica Belluci Pregnant

Cindy Crawford Pregnant

Designers Start Choosing Models Over Celebrities

A large source of celebrity income just got smaller.  WWD reports that European designers are choosing models instead of celebrities to advertise their fall-winter campaigns.  Dolce & Gabbana are pretty much the only exception, with the use of Madonna.  Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld explains the shift, saying that celebrities are overexposed in other magazines and people get tired of seeing them.  Gucci director Frida Giannini also weighed in, sayng that she uses models because celebrities are “often associated with a certain film.”  She prefers a “strong, generic face that’s not related to any world – whether that be music or Hollywood.”   This is definitely a breath of fresh air in our bloated celebrity culture.  Now if we can just get these guys to go back to the Cindy Crawford curves and stop hiring emaciated models.