Tabloid Gossip — Dish-A-Licious

 

  • Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are engaged. Us Magazine
  • Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry.  MTV
  • Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger might reconcile. TMZ
  • High School Musical star, Ashley Tisdale, is dating Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriend, Martin Johnson. Perez Hilton
  • Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler is engaged to Erin Brady. Rumor has it his family isn’t pleased. Astrochicks
  • Paris Hilton is still alive  . . and topless. NY Daily News
  • Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rime’s ex-wife (yes, I wrote it that way on purpose), Brandi Glanville, had a quickie marriage in Vegas. MSNBC
  • Jennifer Lopez’s new boy-toy, Casper Smart, got probation for drag racing. Gossip Cop
  • Adele has a new man in her life. The Sun
  • Kanye West’s ex girlfriend, Amber Rose, called Kim Kardashian a home-wrecker, accusing the reality star of cheating on Reggie Bush with West while she was still in a relationship with the singer. Radar Online
  • The Kardashians might launch a glossy magazine with exclusive Kardashian content. Talk about over-exposure. NY Post
  • Is Halle Berry engaged to Olivier Martinez? IMDB

 

Kim Kardashian Responds to Criticism of Haiti Visit — She’s Angry

Kim Kardashian isn’t happy. Apparently, the tabloids have “tried to tarnish the motive behind [her Haiti] visit and have written completely ridiculous and untrue things.” The primary culprit in question is the National Enquirer, who claimed that she used the trip to “spend a fortune pampering herself.” Though I understand her frustration if the story is in fact false, that still doesn’t change the timing of this visit, or the transparent attempt to restore her image in the press. Most celebrities that do charity work send press releases to blogs to garner positive PR (I know this because I often get the press releases). My guess is that this visit was well-calculated. Having said that, I’m still supportive. Sometimes selfishness can still produce positive results.

Barbara Walters Calls the Kardashians “Talentless” — Plays Kim’s Sex Tape

Today is a new day, and it’s therefore time to mention again how much I love Barbara Walters. During her “Ten Most Fascinating People” special, Walters was fearless, telling the Kardashians they have no talent. She even played clips of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape. I have to hand it to the Kardashians, though. Not everyone can extend their fifteen minutes into hundreds of millions of dollars. Watch below.

Kris Humphries & Kim Kardashian’s Marriage Troubles on TV — Watch it Unravel


There comes a point in almost every relationship when the things you loved about someone become the things you hate. Usually, that point happens after a few years together. But in Kim Kardashian’s case, it happened after a few months. The producers of Kourtney & Kim Take New York are editing Kris Humphries to look terrible, but both parties are clearly to blame. How do you marry someone without first deciding where to live? And also — who takes a bath in full makeup? Watch after the jump.
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Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — They Did What?

  • Kim Kardashian might have given up on having children. Us Magazine
  • Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Saarsgard are expecting baby number two. LA Times
  • Anne Hathaway is engaged. Washington Post
  • Usher and his baby mama are feuding. TMZ
  • Jennifer Lopez and her backup dancer, Casper Smart, were spotted cuddling. Daily Mail
  • Sugarland’s Jennifer Nettles got married. USA Today
  • Linda Perry and Sara Gilbert may be dating. People
  • Guy Richie called his marriage to Madonna a soap opera. MSNBC

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Brain-Drain

  • Ricky Gervais will host the Golden Globes again. Tv
  • ‘American Idol’s’ Ruben Studdard is getting divorced. TvGuide
  • Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are over. TheSuperficial
  • Troy Aikman is divorced. TMZ
  • Nikki Reed doesn’t like her ‘Twilight’ co-stars. E! Online
  • Jack Wagner and Heather Locklear called off their engagement. PopCrunch
  • ‘The Bachelor’s’ Vienna Girardi and Kasey Kahl broke up. Us Magazine
  • Kris Humpries celebrated his Kim Kardashian divorce into an endorsement deal. NYT

Kristin Cavallari Attacks the Kardashian​s Over Scott Disick Affair – Congrats, Kristin!

Don’t think you can cross Kristin Cavallari and get away with it. When rumors circulated that Kristin had an affair with ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians” Scott Disick, Cavallari wasn’t pleased. Of the rumors, she said, “I just think, what convenient timing for them with their show premiering next week. With everything that’s going on for Kim, I feel like they’re trying to take the heat off her. When there’s a big story like that, they always call you and ask if you want to comment and clearly none of them denied it.” Ouch! The Kardashians wouldn’t dare do something so conniving for ratings. That would be equivalent to admitting to an affair just to sell books. And what kind of a person would do something like that?

Kris Jenner Lied About Kim Kardashian to Piers Morgan

Someone once told me that liars looks to the right when they answer a question. The best evidence of this theory is Kris Jenner’s response to Piers Morgan’s inquiry about Kim Kardashian’s short-lived marriage to Kris Humphries. Watch below.

Kim Kardashian Files for Divorce — Was it a Hoax?

It’s time for Kim Kardashian to cash-out of reality television. Her 72 day marriage ended after a ridiculous wedding special that clearly exposed the flaws in her relationship. There’s a clip of her crying on Bruce Jenner’s shoulder because she misses her late father, and she says, “I don’t want Kris to see me emotional because he didn’t know my dad.” Um — huh? If you can’t cry on your future husband’s shoulder — there’s a problem.

But there’s a bigger issue at play here. Why is Kim Kardashian continuing the reality television madness? Rumor has it she’s worth well over $100 million, which means she can move to an island and drink mojitos for the rest of her life. If you want that kind of fame, then don’t get married and don’t have children. No relationship can survive with cameras constantly around, and any man that’s okay with that is intrinsically flawed.

I feel sorry for Kim Kardashian. She seems like a nice enough girl that got caught up in a whirlwind that she can’t escape, and she’s sacrificed her personal life because of it. Get off the train, Kim — there’s still time. And if the rumors are true and this was an elaborate hoax meant for cash, then she might just rot in hell.

External Resource: It will take an experienced legal team, like those trained at online paralegal school, to help Kim Kardashian with her divorce.

Kris Humphries Proposes to Kim Kardashian — On Television

I don’t often fantasize about a proposal, but if ever I do — allow me to say that video cameras are not involved.  I’m not sure why the Kardashian family lacks all sense of boundaries when it comes to their personal life, but they are somehow able to recruit other boundary-less individuals to join their clan.  Kris Humphries proposed to Kim Kardashian on television, and I can only assume he’s gone to the dark side.  Sure it’s nice to have “home videos” (as the Kardashians justify it), but home videos are usually meaningful because they are filmed by other close ones, not an entire camera crew.