I don’t even know where to begin. The new Nike commercial is a feeble attempt by Nike to humanize Tiger, by using his dad’s voice to ask some illusive questions that would probably be a lot more specific if he was alive today. For example, his dad might ask why he didn’t just hire prostitutes instead of having to waste so much time texting five thousand different women. Wait . . . that was my question. For goodness sakes, how much pussy does one man need? Good thing my primary demographic for this website is women, because I am afraid of how the men might answer that. Watch below.
New ‘Sex and the City’ Trailer!
Debbie Reynolds gets a Dear Debbie Column in the Globe
Debbie Reynolds has taken over Ivanka Trump’s advice column in The Globe. Reynolds is probably perfect for this job. She said, “I’ve lived through just about everything that can happen to anyone. I lost two children to miscarriage, lost my parents, went through three divorces and have a daughter, Carrie (Fisher), with bipolar disorder. I’m experienced at survival.” You might remember that Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher had their own Brangelina type scandal in their day. Fisher left Reynolds for Elizabeth Taylor shortly after Carrie Fisher was born. Reynolds, like Aniston, was America’s sweetheart, appearing in films such as ‘Singin’ in the Rain’ and ‘The Unsinkable Molly Brown.’
Tobias Confirms that ‘Arrested Development’ Movie Won’t Happen
David Cross, better known as “Tobias,” confirmed in a recent interview that ‘Arrested Development’ will never become a movie. He said, “(I)t’s not going to happen. Everyone’s doing their own thing, you know. And everybody’s aged. It’s just not going to happen. I’m sure I speak for everybody when I say we’d love for it to happen, we’d love to work on it, but just I don’t think… not going to happen.” Wow, we get it. How many times can he break our hearts by saying “it’s not going to happen.” I know Jason Bateman was on board, so I’m guessing that they just cannot get everyone to agree to do it. I actually heard that Michael Cera was the holdout, because he didn’t want to do it after his film career took off. What a bummer!@
Mtv Announces ‘Jersey Shore’ Air Date
Mtv will air season two of ‘Jersey Shore’ on Thursday, July 29th. The network also revealed that the cast will actually return to the Jersey Shore for the second half of the season. So I guess it’s like two shows in one? If you want to catch a glimpse of the cast, I’d advise you to fly to Miami and find out what the trashiest South Beach club is. Either that or go to a tanning salon and lay in one of those cancer sandwiches. I kid.
Chris Rock Reminds David Letterman of his Indiscretions
Bruno Tonioli Lays into Kate Gosselin on ‘Lopez Tonight’
Bruno is not very nice. He went on ‘Lopez Tonight’ and called Kate Gosselin “dreadful crap.” This poor woman. She is the only contestant on the show that actually represents what the show was originally supposed to be about: taking non-dancers and pairing them up with professionals. Unfortunately, almost every contestant on ‘DWTS’ this season has professional experience. Gee, I wonder if a gold medal figure skater can dance on the floor instead of the ice? Or if a Pussycat Doll can convert dancing on the stage to dancing in the ballroom? It just isn’t fair. At least she’s getting paid a big some of money though to be insulted. Watch his tirade below.
Kate Gosselin is a Reality Television Rock Star
You have to hand it to the women. She has eight mouths to feed and probably no income coming in from her ex-husband, so why not land two reality shows? TLC has signed Kate for ‘Twist of Kate’ and ‘Kate Plus 8.’ On ‘Twist of Kate,’ she will be offering advice to women inspired by her, and ‘Kate Plus 8’ will follow the format of ‘Jon and Kate Plus 8’ but without the dead weight that was Jon Gosselin. I predict Jon Gosselin will lodge a court battle to keep his kids off her show, in hopes of getting a big payout to drop a lawsuit. We’ll see what happens.
Oprah’s New Talk Show Revealed
Oprah will be doing a late night talk show on her new network, OWN. Radar Online reports that she will be interviewing guests at locations around the world. Because this is her own 24-hour network, I am sure you will be getting many announcements about the other shows that she will airing to fill the time. That sure is a lot of programming that she has to take care of! We’ll see how this little experiment works out. Everything she touches turns to gold though, so I have high hopes.
Rihanna Debuts New Single on ‘American Idol’ . . . in a Catsuit
Rihanna debuted her new single, ‘Rock Star 101,’ on ‘American Idol’ tonight. The performance consisted of her saying the line “I’m a rock star” over and over again while throwing her head around and walking around the stage. The judges were conspicuously absent from the performance, which means that it was pre-taped, and not live like the show hopes you’ll believe. The best part of it was her outfit, which I will describe in case you’re not in the mood to play the video below. Here goes: it’s very tight and very leather . . . or pleather – I can’t tell.
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